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https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/01/science/starlink-spacex-astronomers.htmlquote:Last month, SpaceX successfully launched 60 500-pound satellites into space. Soon amateur skywatchers started sharing images of those satellites in night skies, igniting an uproar among astronomers who fear that the planned orbiting cluster will wreak havoc on scientific research and trash our view of the cosmos. Don't worry everyone, Elon has assured us that the satellites will only be visible during the hours between sunset and sunrise
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 21:37 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 14:55 |
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"I want Dyson Spheres and Moon Bases and Self Replicating Androids and FTL travel and vacations on Mars NOW!", Goons. Also Goons: "Mother there's too much faintly blinking light in the sky"
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 21:57 |
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Internet nerds think Elon Musk is a real life Tony Stark instead of a rich guy who throws his money around.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:02 |
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Here's a good article on all the space satellites and junk in orbit: https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-018-06170-1
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:06 |
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reliable internet all over the planet would be cool but this is more musk meister trying to get corporations and governments to pay him to blast his rockets off and i’m sure there are no sinister reasons those two entities would want to blanket the sky with satellites
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:23 |
Pawn 17 posted:Here's a good article on all the space satellites and junk in orbit: Can’t wait for a Gravity type situation to gently caress up everything in orbit and plunge the world into darkness
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:23 |
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Pawn 17 posted:Here's a good article on all the space satellites and junk in orbit: https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1130060332200747008 Checkmate.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:25 |
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remember that time that Elon musk's company decapitated someone? No wait, that happened three times
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:27 |
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It's sad that iridium flares are going away imo
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:28 |
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What would have to happen for Redditors to stop sucking Elon's dick?
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:30 |
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also remember the time Elon's company was 75% of all work place accidents in the auto industry
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:31 |
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Remember that being better at something than Elon means he will call you a pedophile.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:32 |
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We spend way too much time and money trying to figure out how people in lovely rural "towns" can get broadband internet instead of telling them to just loving move to a city if you want 4K HDR pornography.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:33 |
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Ritznit posted:Remember that being better at something than Elon means he will call you a pedophile.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:34 |
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Big Beef City posted:"I want Dyson Spheres and Moon Bases and Self Replicating Androids and FTL travel and vacations on Mars NOW!", Goons. shut the gently caress up
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:34 |
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Three Olives posted:We spend way too much time and money trying to figure out how people in lovely rural "towns" can get broadband internet instead of telling them to just loving move to a city if you want 4K HDR pornography. those people don't deserve things like water
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:35 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:shut the gently caress up
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:36 |
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Big Beef City posted:"I want Dyson Spheres and Moon Bases and Self Replicating Androids and FTL travel and vacations on Mars NOW!", Goons. Three Olives posted:We spend way too much time and money trying to figure out how people in lovely rural "towns" can get broadband internet instead of telling them to just loving move to a city if you want 4K HDR pornography. look at these two morons lol
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:36 |
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If you don't have Three Olives on Ignore I don't know what to tell you. But I will not call you a pedophile, so I'm at least not as much of a pile of dung as Elon Musk.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:37 |
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Ritznit posted:What would have to happen for Redditors to stop sucking Elon's dick? Calling a rescue worker an ephebophile as an insult would probably work.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:40 |
Ritznit posted:Remember that being better at something than Elon means he will call you a pedophile. Ritznit posted:What would have to happen for Redditors to stop sucking Elon's dick? Elon: “Theres no difference between an ‘ephebophile’ and a pedophile.” Edit: goddamnit
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:41 |
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Ritznit posted:If you don't have Three Olives on Ignore I don't know what to tell you. You shouldn't have anyone on ignore.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:42 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:You shouldn't have anyone on ignore. Seriously, what kind of whiny pissbaby actually uses the ignore list
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:47 |
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QuarkJets posted:Seriously, what kind of whiny pissbaby actually uses the ignore list for real. it's real easy to just scroll past it
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:52 |
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Ritznit posted:What would have to happen for Redditors to stop sucking Elon's dick? He'd have to back unions, and support higher marginal tax rates on the super-rich.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:54 |
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Lol if you don’t automatically ignore all other posters and just post w/o reading thread or title
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:54 |
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LabyaMynora posted:He'd have to back unions, and support higher marginal tax rates on the super-rich.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:56 |
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Kuato posted:Lol if you don’t automatically ignore all other posters and just post w/o reading thread or title then how would you know to post this. you are a LIAR and a CHEAT kuato
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:57 |
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Ritznit posted:What would have to happen for Redditors to stop sucking Elon's dick? If he lost all his money
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:00 |
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Looking forward to being crushed by one of these satellites when it falls from orbit.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:02 |
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Whenever I see a 3 olives post I go OH poo poo and quickly cover my eyes and plug my ears and scroll past while going lalalalalalala I just can't handle it
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:02 |
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Wouldn't having that much poo poo in orbit make it dangerous to launch more stuff into space???
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:03 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:If he lost all his money Or if he used his wealth to back practical, incremental solutions to global problems that actually worked instead of impulsively "disrupting" poo poo and failing. I can't wait until the first person dies in a fire in his stupid car tunnel. At least it will probably be a rich tech bro.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:04 |
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Cephalectomy posted:Wouldn't having that much poo poo in orbit make it dangerous to launch more stuff into space??? nope. there is a surprising little in space. Space is a big place
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:06 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:nope. there is a surprising little in space. Huge if true
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:07 |
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Kuato posted:Huge if true well, it's kinda true because we all hate each other
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:10 |
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Cephalectomy posted:Wouldn't having that much poo poo in orbit make it dangerous to launch more stuff into space??? Yes, and it's a real problem. Elong is basically a space terrorist for launching his vanity project. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctvzf_p0qUA
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:18 |
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Ritznit posted:Remember that being better at something than Elon means he will call you a pedophile. Elon should run for President against Biden so he can be right for once.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:22 |
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super sweet best pal posted:Elon should run for President against Biden so he can be right for once. he isn't allowed to. He is South African
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:29 |
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If he creates competition for Comcast I don't care if some nerd astronomer sees an extra star in his dumb telescope.
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# ? Jun 1, 2019 23:31 |