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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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OMG joke_explainer has started explaining jokes again behold the true harbinger of summer
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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Jun 3, 2019 16:37
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- Korean Boomhauer
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eating a salad and trying to fart quietly and ending up honking a loud one right when the table conversation quiets
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Jun 3, 2019 17:38
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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Jun 3, 2019 18:11
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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asking if doordash will deliver hospital cafeteria food to my house
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Jun 3, 2019 18:13
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Steak and eggs (the eggs are all the ones your wife froze before her hysterectomy)
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Jun 4, 2019 16:43
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Yellow cake. Has a really nuclear aftertaste.
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Jun 4, 2019 16:45
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Leftovers sandwich: turkey, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce, your mother's Munchausen syndrome, your uncle's sports obsession, and your grandfather's backwards views stemming from an subconscious extensional dread, all on a dinner roll
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Jun 4, 2019 16:48
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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the last piece of pizza, that 2 other people were staring at.
they say they don't mind but you can tell they're just being polite
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Jun 5, 2019 05:16
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- super sweet best pal
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By that metric, prune juice is the ultimate discomfort food. Get a nice and smooth bowel movement out of it but it tastes horrible.
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Jun 5, 2019 11:41
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- Space Taxi
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Spaghetti on a first date
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Jun 5, 2019 14:19
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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Who toucha ma spaghett!?
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Jun 5, 2019 22:29
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- Lovely Primate
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swamp rear end and butt hash
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Jun 5, 2019 22:36
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- Lovely Primate
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butt rear end with swamp hash and a side of nutmeats
listen pal, no comfort foods allowed itt
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Jun 6, 2019 00:13
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- Lovely Primate
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I swear to God you will let me have this, it's my Nana's recipe
legalize swamp hash imho
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Jun 6, 2019 01:24
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- Lovely Primate
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A copy of the song "One In A Million" by the band Guns N roses, on vinyl, coarsely ground and sprinkled over a sourdough bagel
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Jun 6, 2019 01:25
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- super sweet best pal
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Hot dogs while watching how they're made.
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Jun 6, 2019 10:59
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- Finger Prince
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Sex-scene-comes-on-while-watching-a movie-with-your-parents-popcorn.
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Jun 7, 2019 16:50
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- Finger Prince
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A diner where they keep the plates somewhere cold so when you get the eggs and beans, the middle stays warm for a little while, but the edges get cold like instantly and you either have a choice of eating the cold bits first by which time the rest is a gross lukewarm temperature, or eating the warm bits first before they cool off and being left with a bunch of gross cold egg white at the end.
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Jun 7, 2019 20:29
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- Finger Prince
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Pizza where the dough is stretched so thin, it can't reliably hold more than two toppings without losing all integrity, and also they still managed to undercook it so it's a sloppy mess to start with regardless.
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Jun 7, 2019 20:32
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- Finger Prince
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A restaurant that tries to be a really scene place and the waitstaff and maitre d are really condescending and can't be assed, and the food is overpriced and mediocre at best, and the tip setting on the card machine is set to 20% by default.
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Jun 7, 2019 20:36
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- Finger Prince
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A trendy pub where you wait at the empty bar for 15 minutes to get served while the bartender studiously ignores you and you ask for a pint of peroni and he says £10 and you say loving hell, you charging by the hour for that?, implying the inordinately long wait to be served despite being the only person waiting to be served, and he just gives you this blank look because he's a oval office and so is everyone else in this lovely place, why would anyone drink here, there's dozens of better places to go.
-The Pitcher and Piano, Richmond, London.
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Jun 7, 2019 20:43
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- Finger Prince
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Watching other diners at a hamburger restaurant eat their hamburgers with a knife and fork.
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Jun 7, 2019 20:44
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- Finger Prince
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Wanting a steak at a restaurant and then seeing that it's 3x the price of everything else on the menu and probably not 3x better than anything else on the menu, but you'll never know for sure because you just can't bring yourself to spend that much on dinner, and also not really seeing much else you want, so you just order the disappointing burger and smile and say everything was great when the waitress asks how everything was. The fries were soggy.
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Jun 7, 2019 20:59
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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Watching other diners at a hamburger restaurant eat their hamburgers with a knife and fork.
Let people eat food how they want imo
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Jun 8, 2019 04:02
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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A big spoonful of freshly fed ticks, ready to pop in your mouth
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Jun 8, 2019 04:03
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