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- Finger Prince
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Let people eat food how they want imo
Watching other diners at a pasta restaurant eat their spaghetti with their hands.
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Jun 8, 2019 09:54
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- Thunder Moose
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S.J.C.
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Watching other diners at a pasta restaurant eat their spaghetti with their hands.
A bridge to far. I need an adult.
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Jun 8, 2019 13:25
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- HELLOMYNAMEIS___
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Eating anything that's been alive and thinking how you're gonna owe its spirit your life for sustaining you, and be karmically forced to undergo rebirth as a source of food to sustain theirs.
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Jun 8, 2019 18:14
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- Finger Prince
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Warm lettuce
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Jun 10, 2019 01:49
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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Worm lettuce
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Jun 10, 2019 11:21
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- super sweet best pal
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A burger but you walk a mile to the burger place instead of taking your car so you're forced to burn it off.
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Jun 10, 2019 13:08
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- TatoPancakes
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the brainwaves are thinking
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scrambled eggs cooked in tuna juice
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Jun 10, 2019 14:31
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a microwaved tv dinner where the outside of the mashed potatoes are really hot but the inside is still frozen
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Jun 10, 2019 20:04
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- super sweet best pal
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When you're driving down the street and can smell someone making BBQ.
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Jun 10, 2019 20:49
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- google THIS
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Free pizza and a mandatory workplace safety video that includes graphic photos of chemical eye injuries.
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Jun 10, 2019 22:11
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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When you're driving down the street and can smell someone making BBQ.
When you drive by the morgue and can smell someone making BBQ
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Jun 10, 2019 22:37
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- Finger Prince
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Free pizza and a mandatory workplace safety video that includes graphic photos of chemical eye injuries.
Free pizza but one of the toppings is chemically injured eyes.
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Jun 10, 2019 22:45
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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Eating anything that's been alive and thinking how you're gonna owe its spirit your life for sustaining you, and be karmically forced to undergo rebirth as a source of food to sustain theirs.
wanna be more useful in death than I am in life 
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Jun 10, 2019 22:51
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- take the moon
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by sebmojo
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A burger but you walk a mile to the burger place instead of taking your car so you're forced to burn it off.
this is a ridiculous premise. a burger is like walking some huge amount that is not just "to the burger place" unless you live in the arctic
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Jun 10, 2019 22:53
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- super sweet best pal
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Sneezing while eating nachos and bits of nacho get on your hand.
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Jun 10, 2019 23:49
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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the fish entree at this wedding your girlfriend dragged you to because she's a bridesmaid in it and you don't know anyone because it was one of her college friends and you haven't really been dating very long
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Jun 11, 2019 04:39
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- Finger Prince
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the fish entree at this wedding your girlfriend dragged you to because she's a bridesmaid in it and you don't know anyone because it was one of her college friends and you haven't really been dating very long
The little baggies of white candied almonds at said wedding.
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Jun 11, 2019 12:01
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- google THIS
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Stadium nachos with not nearly enough cheese.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:29
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A face-puckeringly salty soft pretzel and the floor is just nice enough that you'd feel like a slob rolling off the excess.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:30
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- google THIS
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The regular fry sitting in your basket of curly fries like he's the loving king.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:31
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The "spicy" sausage that isn't spicy at all and you suspect that it's just a casing filled with heartburn.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:35
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- google THIS
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Your grandma's delicious home cooking, except your grandma has been dead for over ten years.
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Jun 12, 2019 01:53
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK
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eating grapes in the dark
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Jun 12, 2019 06:28
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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The regular fry sitting in your basket of curly fries like he's the loving king.
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Jun 12, 2019 06:28
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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worried about being late for work and eating a bagel on the train right next to the no food sign and anytime someone glances in your direction you're worried they're judging you
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Jun 12, 2019 06:34
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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a sandwich but the round top of the bread isn't matched with the round top on the other side
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Jun 12, 2019 06:37
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- Finger Prince
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The idea of onion rings vs the reality of onion rings.
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Jun 12, 2019 22:15
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- pixaal
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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.
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The idea of onion rings vs the reality of onion rings.
I love onion rings, not a huge fan of the really thick ones and the really tiny ones are also bad because it's just batter.
I do like onion though, I once ate an entire onion like an apple to freak my nephew out. It wasn't bad but the after taste after an entire onion takes a few days to get out even if you brush 16 times.
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Jun 12, 2019 23:05
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- Finger Prince
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I love onion rings, not a huge fan of the really thick ones and the really tiny ones are also bad because it's just batter.
I do like onion though, I once ate an entire onion like an apple to freak my nephew out. It wasn't bad but the after taste after an entire onion takes a few days to get out even if you brush 16 times.
I love onion rings but the reality never lives up to the version of onion rings in my head.
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Jun 12, 2019 23:10
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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I love onion rings but the reality never lives up to the version of onion rings in my head.
 except for churros
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Jun 12, 2019 23:11
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- Adbot
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Apr 20, 2024 02:46
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The idea of onion rings vs the reality of onion rings.
Onion rings where the onion is impossible to bite through with your teeth, so you end up having to slurp the whole thing up like a noodle and you're left with a hollow batter donut.
Also, sushi rolls where the seaweed wrap is also indestructible and the slices are too big to comfortably eat in one bite.
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