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should I be concerned or just let it go and try to sleep This poll is closed. |
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to start off, no im not going to check to verify. I have enough things to worry about than searing my fragile mind with whatever thing I see out there. im in my room currently. this door doesnt lock but i have a sock jammed under the door gap so I cant be snuck up on. this morning I was under the impression I had one other roommate, and a cat. but i think some third "being" might have taken residence here and its making all sorts of noise in the kitchen. I dont believe in ghosts but this thing has been making noise in the living room for some time now. I already checked the rest of the house once, and the noise might have come from the metal chopsticks getting jammed in the washing machine. as I type this i hear more noises and its creeping me the hell out. im back in my room and im not going out of it again to check what is making the noises again, because this time its different. the cat goes between scared and uncaring between these nosies. im using her as a barometer on how scared i should be. i dont have any weapons in the house but I do have an ATX PSU i can use to strike at whatever is making noise. though it seems liek this would be the type of entity that wouldnt be bothered by physical objects. anyway help me out so i can leave my room goons. my roommate isnt answering her phone e: the nosies are here again buglord fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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im in ur house here, call ur house and check *voice on phone* see? i told u i was in ur house
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Jun 3, 2019 05:55
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this isnt funny, please dont try making jokes when my safety might be at stake
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Jun 3, 2019 05:56
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Scary stuff OP
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Jun 3, 2019 05:58
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if you plug the PSU in its possible it might create an electro magnetic field powerful enough to send this thing back to the spirit realm or wherever it lives if that isn't just your house to begin with. Otherwise I recommend taking a fucktonne of acid. Weird thing about ghosts is although sometimes hallucinogens can help you see them, sometimes if you are already seeing them, taking lots of LSD or DMT can make them just disappear
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Jun 3, 2019 05:59
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hey OP boo
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Jun 3, 2019 06:00
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Probably just your mom
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Jun 3, 2019 06:00
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Also if you are convinced someone is always sneaking up on you, an easy way to deal with that is constantly turn around 180 degrees and yell "GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER" this sends a clear signal to anyone near by that if they try to sneak up on you, you will eventually, catch them. You will need to do this constantly though as otherwise they may spot your patterns and find a moment
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Jun 3, 2019 06:00
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Call the Ghostbusters! Even if it's not a ghost, I think they could scare off a normal squatter too. But don't dilly dally; ghost tenancy laws are downright spooky 
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Jun 3, 2019 06:01
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have you tried talking to it many ghosts are benign and will leave if asked politely
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Jun 3, 2019 06:03
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check your carbon monoxide detectors
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Jun 3, 2019 06:03
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i dont do drugs, so i cant take LSD. plus if I were to call the cops after taking LSD they'd arrest me or shoot me . im gonna look for a weapon
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Jun 3, 2019 06:04
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just start playing creepy music to set the mood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWUHh9t7Tj0
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Jun 3, 2019 06:04
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Sounds like your roommate got laid last night, OP, and their “friend” decided to stay over and make breakfast
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Jun 3, 2019 06:04
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Eat the spirits rear end, op
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Jun 3, 2019 06:05
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Sneak out the window, circle around, and knock on the front door.
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Jun 3, 2019 06:07
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Do you have a spare bedsheet in your room? Put it on to make a ghost disguise. If it's a ghost, you can tell him to get out, it's your haunting ground. If it's a run-of-the-mill intruder, they'll be so scared of you they'll leave immediately. Only do this if you didn't already call the Ghostbusters.
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Jun 3, 2019 06:07
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burn sage. like lots of it. an entire bushel of sage right in the middle of your living room.
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Jun 3, 2019 06:08
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 i found this in my school backpack? can i bless it with something? Id take your guys' suggestions but i cant leave my room. buglord fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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Jun 3, 2019 06:12
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Check inventory
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Jun 3, 2019 06:13
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Uh is that an arrowhead from an ancient burial ground cuz if it is your weapon might also be the source of your problem ghosts don't like it when you take their stuff. Stay safe OP.
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Jun 3, 2019 06:15
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ooooh so you stole a weapon from an ancient battleground yeah you deserve this Āsrava, sorry op
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Uh is that an arrowhead from an ancient burial ground cuz if it is your weapon might also be the source of your problem ghosts don't like it when you take their stuff. the more correct term is biface since we don't know if it was used as a spear head or part of an atlatl or something. this is made of chert and im not sure if that makes it less holy than obsidian. Hell Stink posted:Check inventory this isnt that kind of thread you gigantic idiot, if i die its my blood on your hands
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Jun 3, 2019 06:17
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Do you have a pantry or closet near the living room? https://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/nc-college-student-thought-ghost-was-in-her-apartment-finds-man-in-closet/914894292
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Jun 3, 2019 06:18
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durrneez posted:Do you have a pantry or closet near the living room? lol thats some terrible male pattern baldness my roommate called me back and she wasnt of much help and told me to man up
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Jun 3, 2019 06:24
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your gonna die
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Jun 3, 2019 06:24
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Is it saying the n word?
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Jun 3, 2019 06:27
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buglord posted:
Oh I was just hoping you had something a little more helpful than knowledge of the Christian angelic hierarchy.
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Jun 3, 2019 06:28
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put on a blindfold, get your dick out, and enjoy whatever happens next. that's pretty solid advice for most situations, really.
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Jun 3, 2019 06:28
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Why don't you just go see what it is anyway
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Jun 3, 2019 06:29
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go take a shower and put on some clean underwear, the last thing you want is for them to find you dead with a stank rear end. also if its a horny ghost and they try to go down on you same situation.
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Jun 3, 2019 06:34
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you got any religious items or symbols in your room, OP? 
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Jun 3, 2019 06:35
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ulex minor posted:you got any religious items or symbols in your room, OP? Yeah, I tried this. OP is still in the panic phase and hasn't decided to do the first thing that any survival game teaches us and that's check your gosh darn inventory. Is it raining OP? This is important.
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Jun 3, 2019 06:48
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Look, I've played all the Silent Hill games. Find out if the ghost haunting your apartment is just mad because he was circumcised. This will be your guide: https://www.relyonhorror.com/latest-news/circumcision-is-tearing-apart-the-silent-hill-wikia-maybe-avoid-it-for-now/ LadyPictureShow fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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Jun 3, 2019 06:56
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buglord posted:the more correct term is biface since we don't know if it was used as a spear head or part of an atlatl or something. this is made of chert and im not sure if that makes it less holy than obsidian. >Equip beyblade >Open door
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Jun 3, 2019 07:38
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buglord posted:i dont do drugs, so i cant take LSD. That’s a tautology, you have just been checkmated by a ghost
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Jun 3, 2019 07:50
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Consider holding a séance with your roommate and cat
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Jun 3, 2019 07:57
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Show me how those big tits fart.
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Jun 3, 2019 08:12
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Kak posted:Show me how those big tits fart.
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Why don't you have a weapon op. A bat, pepper spray, taser, your Hanzo Steel?
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