someone is in my living room , but only when im not looking

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should I be concerned or just let it go and try to sleep This poll is closed.
yes	46	61.33%
no	29	38.67%
Total:	75 votes

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Mr. Meagles: Apr 30, 2004; Out here, everything hurts

This happened to me many years ago when I was a major alcoholic. There was always a little girl in my house always sitting or standing that I could only see in the corner of my eye. Sometimes she'd dart past me or make some noise to, I think try and get my attention.

It's just delirium, it'll go away eventually. Hope that helps!

# ? Jun 3, 2019 08:58

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:29

That strange guy: Dec 14, 2014; It's not strange if we never mention it again.

I'm not in your living room and I didn't put any boogers on your remote.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:22

Million Ghosts: Aug 11, 2011; spooooooky

Tom Gorman posted:

This happened to me many years ago when I was a major alcoholic. There was always a little girl in my house always sitting or standing that I could only see in the corner of my eye. Sometimes she'd dart past me or make some noise to, I think try and get my attention.

It's just delirium, it'll go away eventually. Hope that helps!

gently caress sake is that where she ended up? amber alerts are bullshit

# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:25

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

OP have you considered the possibility that you are the ghost and the other guy is the living person?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:38

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Whatever it is you gotta go down swinging. Come out of the room and invite that special someone to have sex with you and your spouse where applicable.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:50

Lord Frankenstyle: Dec 3, 2005; Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

I was gonna say Slenderman, but there's no registered user on this forum that's ever had one of those in their living room.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:51

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

# ? Jun 3, 2019 10:55

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Ghost arnt real OP. It was prob just a big rear end rat or something.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 14:19

Jezza of OZPOS: Mar 21, 2018; GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

If you haven�t already tried it you 100% should try to gently caress the ghost

# ? Jun 3, 2019 14:21

Altair400: Apr 16, 2019; I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!

Turn your loving lights on, holy poo poo.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 14:28

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I really think you should contact the church, op.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 14:34

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Get wyze cameras, and record that poo poo to make sure.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 14:50

Spazzle: Jul 5, 2003

Don't stare at the shadow people.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:11

Rockman Reserve: Oct 2, 2007; "Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

If it's supernatural then get a shitload of salt, everyone knows malicious spiritual entities are almost universally weak to salt.

If it's just a sneaky dude, sneaky dudes are almost universally weak to heavy stuff braining them.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:20

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Probably just a raccoon or possum trapped in your apartment rummaging through your things.
They curl up and go docile when cornered in a strange environment and startled, so try that.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:41

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

I think you got a 'doorman' op, you're gonna starve in your room unless you, like, order a pizza or something that should dissipate it

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:51

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

food court bailiff posted:

If it's supernatural then get a shitload of salt, everyone knows malicious spiritual entities are almost universally weak to salt.

Slugs are weak to salt, it could be one of those :thunk:

# ? Jun 3, 2019 15:52

FlimFlam Imam: Mar 1, 2007; Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Go towards the light.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:03

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Can you fight ghost with iron or was that an episode of supernatural?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:03

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

put on a blindfold, get your dick out, and enjoy whatever happens next.

that's pretty solid advice for most situations, really.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:14

Mooey Cow: Jan 27, 2018; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Pillbug

Edgar posted:

Can you fight ghost with iron or was that an episode of supernatural?

Kind of, you can defeat the Holy Ghost from the Bible using iron. I don't think it's God rummaging through OP's drawers, but it could be.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:17

Kazak: Jan 10, 2012

Go investigate dude, find out what tethers it to this mortal plane and report back for collaborative goon solutions

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:18

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

I don't think anyone mentioned this yet.

Have you tried asking if it's a ghost? If there really is a ghost there they legally have to answer you.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:21

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Has anyone actually seen a ghost and or been haunted? That's some high and mighty poo poo thinking a ghost, from any time period, would want to show itself infront of a Goon whos only object within reach was a atx psu.

Ghost came to call you a nerd op

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:25

fakeaccount: Jun 22, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

I left the door open and a bird got into my house yesterday. It bounced against a window for about an hour, and then it bounced against a different window for another hour, and then it found its way back out the door which was still open. The end.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 16:33

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

fakeaccount posted:

I left the door open and a bird got into my house yesterday. It bounced against a window for about an hour, and then it bounced against a different window for another hour, and then it found its way back out the door which was still open. The end.

Try opening the window.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 17:16

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

buglord posted:

my roommate called me back and she wasnt of much help and told me to man up

Lol owned by your mom

# ? Jun 3, 2019 17:22

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Mooey Cow posted:

OP have you considered the possibility that you are the ghost and the other guy is the living person?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 17:41

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

So what's the deal here, Bug? If you die can I get your clothes and shoes?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 18:25

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

I ended up peeing in a Gatorade bottle to avoid going to the restroom in the hallway. I have to go to work but I called in sick. Only one sick day left.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 18:49

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

buglord posted:

I ended up peeing in a Gatorade bottle to avoid going to the restroom in the hallway. I have to go to work but I called in sick. Only one sick day left.

We can only pray that it wasn't a lemon-lime flavored one. That's just an accident waiting to happen.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 18:52

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Sucks you have to use up your sick time because of a ghost OP

# ? Jun 3, 2019 18:52

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Oh no, mental illness. :smith:

# ? Jun 3, 2019 19:11

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I hope that "I wasn't able to make it into work because I was scared of a noise in my own home and locked myself in a room that I peed in" is a gentle wake up call that you're not mentally healthy and need some help, and I hope you are able get it.

# ? Jun 3, 2019 19:20

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Do you have a carbon monoxide detector op

# ? Jun 3, 2019 19:35

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

no bc those things listen in on you

# ? Jun 3, 2019 19:36

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

buglord posted:

to start off, no im not going to check to verify. I have enough things to worry about than searing my fragile mind with whatever thing I see out there.

im in my room currently. this door doesnt lock but i have a sock jammed under the door gap so I cant be snuck up on. this morning I was under the impression I had one other roommate, and a cat. but i think some third "being" might have taken residence here and its making all sorts of noise in the kitchen. I dont believe in ghosts but this thing has been making noise in the living room for some time now.

I already checked the rest of the house once, and the noise might have come from the metal chopsticks getting jammed in the washing machine. as I type this i hear more noises and its creeping me the hell out. im back in my room and im not going out of it again to check what is making the noises again, because this time its different.

the cat goes between scared and uncaring between these nosies. im using her as a barometer on how scared i should be. i dont have any weapons in the house but I do have an ATX PSU i can use to strike at whatever is making noise. though it seems liek this would be the type of entity that wouldnt be bothered by physical objects.

anyway help me out so i can leave my room goons. my roommate isnt answering her phone

e: the nosies are here again

Get a camera, this is something a six year old trying to catch Santa Claus can figure out!

# ? Jun 3, 2019 19:38

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

Is he/she/it still there? How many Gatorade bottles have you filled with piss so far?

# ? Jun 3, 2019 19:38

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

food stores running out lol
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:29

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Pee on the ghost

# ? Jun 3, 2019 19:41

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