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When? Today; Monday, June 3rd, 2019 at 1000PDT. What to expect? - People complaining that ${FEATURE_X} wasn't included. - Usually new versions of iOS, WatchOS, and MacOS Any new hardware else? It's Apple, so maybe, although historically new hardware is announced in October. Live stream location? https://www.twitch.tv/appleevent https://www.apple.com/apple-events/ FlapYoJacks fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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What to expect when you're expecting new Mac hardware: Dick and poo poo. That is my prediction. Tim will come out, thank everyone for showing up, crow about iPhone and iPad market share, tell iOS developers we have a wonderful set of tracks for you, show off iOS 13, Apple Arcade, WatchOS 6, brand new product is sock cozies for iPads, cue John Mayer / Sheryl Crow / whichever musician is on their top ten list and has nothing better to do today, keynote runs 30-45 minutes longer than it should, Tim comes out again and thanks everyone, cue muzak to fill auditorium, the end.
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Binary Badger posted:What to expect when you're expecting new Mac hardware: No spoilers please.
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Binary Badger posted:What to expect when you're expecting new Mac hardware:
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TIM APPLE YOU MOTHER FUCKER
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The best ________ ever
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the posts in this thread so far give me an idea of what PTSD might feel like e: https://twitter.com/SteveMoser/status/1135579015081857027 eames fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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Jun 3, 2019 17:37
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Looking forward to the usual bitching about a developer's conference keynote being about development and not all about new hardware/software
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eames posted:the posts in this thread so far give me an idea of what PTSD might feel like The guys in the Apple II Enthusiasts groups have it even worse, but at least they came up with Uthernet cards to connect to modern networks and VidHD to hook up to current tech LCD displays. It's in the middle of a semi-renaissance with five zillion Apple II emulators out and even a Raspberry Pi emulator, and some lunatics are still writing new games for it, but.. still.. DEAD. Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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Jun 3, 2019 17:55
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ZeeBoi posted:Looking forward to the usual bitching about a developer's conference keynote being about development and not all about new hardware/software WWDC is usually about new software. 
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Jun 3, 2019 17:57
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the official apple WWDC stream was just blasting "uncensored" rap from beats 1 on twitch.tv of all places 2019 is weird
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Jun 3, 2019 17:57
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ratbert90 posted:WWDC is usually about new software. *not enough new cool software OR the demos are boring and long
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Jun 3, 2019 17:58
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uh the logo just started animating
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Jun 3, 2019 17:59
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stop with the emojis for chrissake
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Jun 3, 2019 18:00
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you must be behind because now there;s a b&w video
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Jun 3, 2019 18:01
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I can’t wait for group Animoji chat to be announced.
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I hope they introduce new things to make my job harder
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Jun 3, 2019 18:01
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wait so apple espouses less screen time but celebrates spending nights coding ok cool
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BUILD FAILED
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lol these scrubs haven't even opened build settings
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Jun 3, 2019 18:03
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ZeeBoi posted:wait so apple espouses less screen time but celebrates spending nights coding ok cool macOS doesn't have screen time so coding doesn't count, duh
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here comes Timbo
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Here we go
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DUB DUB
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yeah no thanks to apple news
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not the best keyboards in the world
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Binary Badger posted:nottt the beeest keeeyboards in the worldd
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star track
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Jun 3, 2019 18:06
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Binary Badger posted:not the best keyboards in the world Yeah, after the 2nd gen butterfly keyboard they made them quiet. That's the biggest issue with the new ones.  (Other than that dust can destroy them.)
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sending people to space with π = 3.1444444444159
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Have they even said what devices Apple TV+ will be for? Like... I assume they want people to have an Apple TV and not a Roku
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Cook's faked enthusiasm is nowhere near as good as Steve's was
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Ready for Dark Mode and iPad OS
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Not good, who gives a poo poo about AppleTV shows
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Binary Badger posted:Not good, who gives a poo poo about AppleTV shows that didn't take long
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note: macOS listed last
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Jun 3, 2019 18:10
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Hahaha, they're bringing the Netflix auto preview to the home screen in tvOS. That won't be controversial at all.
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Can we get Multi User support for iPad now? So my Apple TV+ Is not filled with my kids garbage shows?
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whoa xbox and ps4 controller support niiiice
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so like tvOS apps will run on iOS devices within the appleTV+ app? this poo poo is confusing
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