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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
When? Today; Monday, June 3rd, 2019 at 1000PDT.

What to expect?
- People complaining that ${FEATURE_X} wasn't included.
- Usually new versions of iOS, WatchOS, and MacOS

Any new hardware else?
It's Apple, so maybe, although historically new hardware is announced in October.

Live stream location?

https://www.twitch.tv/appleevent
https://www.apple.com/apple-events/

FlapYoJacks fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jun 3, 2019

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Binary Badger posted:

What to expect when you're expecting new Mac hardware:

Dick and poo poo. That is my prediction.

Tim will come out, thank everyone for showing up, crow about iPhone and iPad market share, tell iOS developers we have a wonderful set of tracks for you, show off iOS 13, Apple Arcade, WatchOS 6, brand new product is sock cozies for iPads, cue John Mayer / Sheryl Crow / whichever musician is on their top ten list and has nothing better to do today, keynote runs 30-45 minutes longer than it should, Tim comes out again and thanks everyone, cue muzak to fill auditorium, the end.

No spoilers please.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ZeeBoi posted:

Looking forward to the usual bitching about a developer's conference keynote being about development and not all about new hardware/software

WWDC is usually about new software. :confused:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Binary Badger posted:

not the best keyboards in the world

Yeah, after the 2nd gen butterfly keyboard they made them quiet. That's the biggest issue with the new ones. :colbert:

(Other than that dust can destroy them.)

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

ZeeBoi posted:

whoa xbox and ps4 controller support niiiice

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
PLEASE FOR FUCKS SAKE. Let me change my workout goal from 30 minutes to more!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
SWIPING

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
oooooooh nice! The private email address thing is excellent!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Holy poo poo the copy and paste!

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
MAC PRO OH poo poo

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Holy poo poo

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
HOLY poo poo

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
They brought back the cheese grater mac pro! HOLY loving poo poo

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
Should have been a Threadripper or an Epyc

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
1400Watts jesus.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

AlternateAccount posted:

The back of those monitors is loving atrocious lol.

New Cinema displays I'm calling it.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Craptacular! posted:

"56 threads across 28 cores"

Yeah but those Hyperthreading exploits, chief...

I have 64 threads in my PC with my 2990WX, and it didn't cost 10 grand. I really wish they had gone with Epycs or Threadrippers. :smith:

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Electric Bugaloo posted:

I legit love that apple just killed the market for Cintiqs.

Does the new cinimidisplay have a digitizer built in?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Electric Bugaloo posted:

No, they brought the function to iPads instead.

Ah ok. Yeah, RIP Cintiqs on mac products.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Tab8715 posted:

The fact you have to buy the official Apple VESA Adapter to even mount it all is the most egregious offense in the entire consumer electronics marketplace.

No other hardware manufacture has ever done such a thing.

Lol, no big company buying these will give a poo poo.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Lambert posted:

Yeah, because no big company will be buying these things.

Now that's a funny statement.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Lambert posted:

It's a true statement.

Sure, if you ignore all historical market data.
But do tell, I am sure you have done far more research for whom this will sell than Apple has. :allears:

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FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
So when AMD has a 64C/128T EPYC processor with USB4, can Apple switch their pro products to that?

Ahahahaha... :smith:

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