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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Over There posted:

I hope Craig was not looking forward to this part of the show.

His vague WELP THAT SURE WAS SOMETHING throwaway line when it was over was hilarious.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Why are these so cringey now? Like it's not just the quality of presenters, it's the actual content.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

The Dave posted:

You have quite the pair of rose tinted glasses on.

That might be a big part. But I think a big part is that Apple just doesn't put anything groundbreaking out anymore. At least not for me. I don't give as much of a poo poo about SERVICES. The privacy focus always makes me happy, but...

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Maybe it's because all their little videos and ads are annoying as gently caress.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
LOL imagine thinking that having the same app open in split view was worth cheering for.

This is nicely refined, though.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

FCKGW posted:

ok smb file sharing and usb drive is pretty cool

Wait did he say SMB?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
LOL, Desktop Class Browing, meaning only that they make the "request desktop version" option more obvious. A+ I guess.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

FCKGW posted:

yeah smb shares show up in the files app now

Holy poo poo I must have blinked. That's yuge.

edit: No more having to use the dumbass DS Files app!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

ZeeBoi posted:

unf those copy/paste gestures

Really ableist for anyone with flipper hands or missing fingers :mad:

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Also this fake neon aesthetic clearly designed by people who have no idea how neon light shapes are formed.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Holy poo poo, a real life schlubby guy. Thankful to finally feel represented by these events.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

logikv9 posted:

you're loving up bob

Is Bob midwestern? I swear I heard a few OPEs in there.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
RUSH?!? HOLY poo poo THIS GUY IS THE BEST.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

ZeeBoi posted:

wonder if craig will be back out for macos or if it's schiller

Schiller's gonna be it. Hopefully he's got a proper beach bod going by now. Seems like he's thinner every year.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
"Looking to really push the limits of performance" from 2016, but go on, Tim.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Jesus this video is a Jony Ive slow jerk right into my eyes.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
ITS SO KAWAAIIIIIIIIIIII

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
OK, price is right this poo poo.

$3999 for base model.

(also peep that new monitor)

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

emdash posted:

thank god it's just a loving tower and not some fiddly bullshit

It's "towerish" at most.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I love how they explain baby-concepts like HANDLES MAKE IT EASY TO CARRY AROUND!!!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Was that up to 300W TDP on the chip or for the whole system?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Huh, thats a lot of slots. The shots of it must be weird, or the particular proportions. It's got some room inside.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
The worlds most powerful graphics card! Leashed to our bullshit APIs and graphics stack! Will barely run Diablo 3!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Huh. Guys I think uhhhh... I think Apple really wants people to edit video on their poo poo again.

3 streams of 8K raw. Holy poo poo.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
300CFM, holy poo poo, it's practically VTOL.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
It's gonna be price too high to swallow as always, but the design and specs are A+. Mac Pro is back.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

FCKGW posted:

the 2009 mac pro had a 1k power supply, it's not that crazy

We're basically at the point where you can't cool too much more in the desktop tower form factor. Sure you can run 3000W of poo poo in it, and it's going to melt itself through your floor.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
The back of those monitors is loving atrocious lol.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

ratbert90 posted:

New Cinema displays I'm calling it.

Obviously, but how much extra are you paying for the dumbass machining on the back?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
All he's doing is making the point that no one needs a machine like this for Logic Pro. It's overkill to the extreme.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

badjohny posted:

Are those known monitors? Or maybe we are seeing Apples new monitors?

It's new Apple poo poo, the aesthetic matches the front of the pro.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

ratbert90 posted:

I have 64 threads in my PC with my 2990WX, and it didn't cost 10 grand. I really wish they had gone with Epycs or Threadrippers. :smith:

This. The price premium of Xeon, especially in workstation applications, is completely unjustifiable.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

They did say 1.5TB of RAM, so for at least half a workday.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
This monitor is going to cost So loving Much.

And yes, Thunderbolt 3 is amazing. AMD should pay whatever it costs to license it, but I can't imagine Intel playing ball.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Dear Apple,

There are functionally 0 mass-consumer devices deployed that give a Rat's rear end about 10-bit or HDR, so this is almost completely masturbatory.

Love,
Me

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Apple 6K Cinema Display - Guessing $1999.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

FCKGW posted:

it wouldn't be a wwdc thread without someone getting mad at a keynote devoted to developers talking about developer features

I get it. But HDR and 10-bit are of practically zero significance or use even for professionals.


EXTREME DYNAMIC RANGE!!!!

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I appreciate her enthusiasm for high grade monitor gluttony.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
No one is going to buy your very expensive monitor to write code, you dunce.

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
GIMME DAT PRICING, THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GO WOOOOOOO ABOUT IT

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