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What to expect when you're expecting new Mac hardware: Dick and poo poo. That is my prediction. Tim will come out, thank everyone for showing up, crow about iPhone and iPad market share, tell iOS developers we have a wonderful set of tracks for you, show off iOS 13, Apple Arcade, WatchOS 6, brand new product is sock cozies for iPads, cue John Mayer / Sheryl Crow / whichever musician is on their top ten list and has nothing better to do today, keynote runs 30-45 minutes longer than it should, Tim comes out again and thanks everyone, cue muzak to fill auditorium, the end.
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eames posted:the posts in this thread so far give me an idea of what PTSD might feel like The guys in the Apple II Enthusiasts groups have it even worse, but at least they came up with Uthernet cards to connect to modern networks and VidHD to hook up to current tech LCD displays. It's in the middle of a semi-renaissance with five zillion Apple II emulators out and even a Raspberry Pi emulator, and some lunatics are still writing new games for it, but.. still.. DEAD. Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jun 3, 2019 |
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uh the logo just started animating
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Jun 3, 2019 17:59
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stop with the emojis for chrissake
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BUILD FAILED
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here comes Timbo
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not the best keyboards in the world
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Not good, who gives a poo poo about AppleTV shows
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note: macOS listed last
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Jun 3, 2019 18:10
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awkward 'recorded' instead of captured.. sheesh
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Jun 3, 2019 18:16
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better come out with the Series 5 with a bigger battery for those drat apps
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Jun 3, 2019 18:18
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Apple Watch: you're dying faster
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Jun 3, 2019 18:24
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So far I fear my prediction is coming true (no new Mac crap)
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HAIR FORCE ONE HAS LANDED
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no new Mac hardware or product intros was what I meant
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that bit with the Dark Mode dev team descending into darkness was cute
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our team continues with its obsession to try to outdo Google Maps
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Jun 3, 2019 18:37
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Apple places ads for people to edit Look Around pics so nobody gets caught with their pants down
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Looks like they copied Waze
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Nice, but don't count on Apple's servers to be able to keep up with demand
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oh well another reason to go Eero or Velop
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I have a lot to think about now (NOT)
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poo poo they want to make iPhones/pads into edit stations
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Proteus Jones posted:Why would there be? They discontinued the AirPort. They're still updating the firmware for security holes, albeit only the 802.11ac (the last version) AEBS and TCs
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Finally iPadOS can be used to stick it to lousy android tablets (who will steal all the features and implement them in legal yet terrible ways)
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Wow he said "the Mac" for like the first time all effing keynote
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Jun 3, 2019 19:11
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holy poo poo 9 ms latency do that for your GPUs geez
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Jun 3, 2019 19:14
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shake those Pads shorten that warranty
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AHHHH NO
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LOOK AT THOSE HANDLES
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I want my RAM to be bigger than my HD
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Saks is a creeper?
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YOU KILL CHICKENS
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GIVE ME macOS FLYING SQUIRREL
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