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...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
Julia Morales is strongly hinting that the Astros broke the Mariners, which is why they suck now. :thunk:

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Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



TK and Bloom seem to think the same thing

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

...! posted:

Julia Morales is strongly hinting that the Astros broke the Mariners, which is why they suck now. :thunk:

Probably true

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
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69 errors by the Mariners this season.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Edward Mass posted:

69 errors by the Mariners this season.

170+ runs allowed in their last 22 games :stonk:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

drat the Mariners sure do suck

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Good lord Chirinos tattooed that

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
RIP Mariners

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

I was worried that, because of baseball, the Mariners were going to transform into ubermen and destroy the Astros but I see now that was a silly thing to worry about.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Big Mean Jerk posted:

RIP Mariners

Eh it's still Corbin Martin pitching

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

Eh it's still Corbin Martin pitching

Yeah, I spaced and forgot this was a Martin start.

God the camera view sucks at SafeCo T-Mobile.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Learn to throw strikes Martin. You got a 3 run lead.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

MrMidnight posted:

Learn to throw strikes Martin. You got a 3 run lead.

A 3 run lead just makes the pressure worse probably.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

This going to be a long rear end game

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
A 30 pitch 1st for Martin :rip:

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Big Mean Jerk posted:

A 30 pitch 1st for Martin :rip:

He's shouldn't be up here anymore. James is ready for the #5 spot.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Ump has no respect for Mayfield with that call lol

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
This is one of those umps with a different strike zone for each team, apparently.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

This is quite a zone

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

there goes the perfecto. buehler is a stud though

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
props to the Mariners fan with a nice one handed catch on a foul

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
God Corbin needs to come out. Now.

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Martin just fulfilling his quota of giving up solo dongs

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

well Corbin well poo poo

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



Valdez can do a few innings

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Lol

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Gonna be one of those games

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

...! posted:

God Corbin needs to come out. Now.

His story was nice after his first start. Now....not so much

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Looks like a McHugh day

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

Looks like a McHugh day

Valdez is up. Probably coming in next inning

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




I am so loving done with Corbin Martin this year. Can we please stop sending him out there after this?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Intruder posted:

Looks like a McHugh day

Isn’t he still on the IL?

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



No more White either please

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
These two different strike zones are starting to piss me off.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Hope the pen is feeling frisky cause I think this is all the runs the Astros are scoring tonight

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Mustache Ride posted:

No more White either please

I dunno... he did get his first major league strikeout this season. Maybe give him Corbin's spot?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Go to hell you dumb rear end in a top hat kid

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

M's staff doesn't care enough to kick the kid out lol

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Boo to the mariner's fan in a pizza sweatshirt who fielded that ball that was in play

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Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




That pepperoni pizza hoodie sure is a thing. You're making me embarrassed to live in the PNW, kid.

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