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Will Brock REALLY cash in tonight?
This poll is closed.
Yes, and there will be a match. 1 2.27%
Yes, but only to announce a match at some later point in the year. 2 4.55%
No, it's all a work for the HEAAATTTTTTTT! 6 13.64%
Literally nobody cares anymore. 35 79.55%
Total: 44 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omZNOES3zgI
  • The Undertaker will be on the show
  • Rey Mysterio vacates the United States Championship
  • Roman Reigns and The Usos face Drew McIntyre and the Revival in a six man tag
  • Lacey Evans may walk around at some point.
  • Paul Heyman has claimed that Brock Lesnar will cash in the Money in the Bank briefcase against Seth Rollins for the Universal title at some point tonight, marking the third week in a row of Brock supposed being set to cash in.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
very excited for That Dick's woodworking thread

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The Undertaker will stop Brock from BoomBoxing his way to cashing in the MITB briefcase. Thus setting up the hottest of hot fueds between two wrestlers who will be the future of the business.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I am very glad we are opening with a Roman Reigns promo, truly a fresh and exciting RAW.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Raw opening with Smackdown star Roman Reigns, in a rare weekly appearance on Raw!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
excited to learn how to woodwork from my friend That Dick

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Roman Reigns doing slap hands with the entire crowd.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

It's not a question of when

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Hot drat now we get the BEST IN THE WORLD Shane McMahon.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This is WWE trying, by the way. This is them working hard.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what is the deal with shane mcmahon. for real

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I hope I get to see some Shane MMA tonight.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

I am sick and have nothing to do but watch wrestling and play Yakuza, and Shane McMahon is making me feel worse.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Drew McIntyre posted:

what is the deal with shane mcmahon. for real

His Dad doesn't love him

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I'm sad that there's no more Chernobyl after tonight

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

At least they didn't do a dream sequence of Shane imagining these things. I mean, I'm trying to think positive here....

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Im so glad i work mondays so i only get RAW through your suffering and tde's gifs

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I didn't know Stomping Grounds was a real thing.

ed: why couldn't they give it some goofy 90s logo with a boot, why does everything have to look like an app now


Fat Lowtax fucked around with this message at 01:10 on Jun 4, 2019

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Did Roman just say "boom you through this mat?"

That's good poo poo

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
why is this happening

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

At least they didn't do a dream sequence of Shane imagining these things. I mean, I'm trying to think positive here....

Foochs? Is that you?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

I'm sad that there's no more Chernobyl after tonight
I'm actually happy that the show is gonna finish on a high note... also I don't think I could take the depression factor if it kept going :negative:

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

i haven't watched raw in a while but AEW has me so excited about wrestling that i am watching WWE again

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Foochs? Is that you?

I'm nowhere near a good enough person to be Foochs :shobon:

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Mulaney Power Move posted:

i haven't watched raw in a while but AEW has me so excited about wrestling that i am watching WWE again

I've got bad news



raw bad

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Mulaney Power Move posted:

i haven't watched raw in a while but AEW has me so excited about wrestling that i am watching WWE again

its a good way to make your memories of AEW even better.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The Revival coming to the aid of the Big Dog

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Hey look a match that will start less than 10 minutes into the show.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HE WAS TELLING AN UNTRUTH! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hey the first match starts only 10 minutes in... that's good!

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Uso Penitentiary is a really weird gimmick to keep as faces.

Sugar Blaster
Dec 15, 2004

All ears, all eyes, all the time!
The best part of Raw so far has been Cole stammering through "It's not a question of where it will happen because it will happen here tonight but WHEN it will happen... which... will... also be tonight."

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

hahahaha "wrestlemania equivalent from jeddah" like, bitch, are you for real?

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Mulaney Power Move posted:

i haven't watched raw in a while but AEW has me so excited about wrestling that i am watching WWE again

:same: except like 20 years

How come so many people are there, this is terrible, also jfc shane mcmahon got ancient and also he still does the exact same gimmick bs

Djarum
Apr 1, 2004

by vyelkin

CarlCX posted:

I am sick and have nothing to do but watch wrestling and play Yakuza, and Shane McMahon is making me feel worse.

Which Yakuza?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

Jerusalem posted:

I'm actually happy that the show is gonna finish on a high note... also I don't think I could take the depression factor if it kept going :negative:



Yeah, last week was the hardest to watch yet for me. Regardless I'm glad that this show lived up to that incredible first episode

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Mulaney Power Move posted:

hahahaha "wrestlemania equivalent from jeddah" like, bitch, are you for real?

I Can't Believe It's Not Wrestlemania!: Halal Certified

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan



Edit: I guess it was that whole high-larious Ucey-Hot sketch that was supposed to endear us to their wacky ways.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I used to find the Usos so boring, but holy gently caress they became such a great loving team. Kind of ironic they used to get paired up with Roman to help THEM.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

A "we want Roman!" chant :vince:

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