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hello. my name is free hubcaps and I am a stupid rear end in a top hat.
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free hubcaps posted:hello. my name is free hubcaps and I am a stupid rear end in a top hat. You're not anonymous enough about it, sorry.
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Jun 4, 2019 04:45
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is this a 12 stepper? when do we get to Share?
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Jun 4, 2019 04:50
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All assholes welcome!
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Jun 4, 2019 04:51
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Gonna snort cocaine off some blue books then kick a fire hydrant open
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Jun 4, 2019 04:52
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My rap sheet speaks for itself
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Jun 4, 2019 04:56
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im a stupid rear end in a top hat too but in the long run i mean well
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Jun 4, 2019 05:12
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^_^
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Jun 4, 2019 05:19
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im so Stupid i came into this thrad thats Filling with Deadle Gas lol.
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Jun 4, 2019 05:19
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i'm just here for the free coffee, i'm really a great guy
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Jun 4, 2019 05:24
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I am just stupid, like sack full of hair stupid.
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Jun 4, 2019 05:24
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I don't have a problem with any of the posters in this thread tbh so I dunno maybe I'm an rear end in a top hat too?
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Jun 4, 2019 05:25
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One time I pooped in a tool box
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Jun 4, 2019 05:31
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Hey all. today i was making coffee tbut the filter broke and grounds got into the already filtered coffee [it's a pour over, you see] and i stupidly poured the now no longer filtered coffee, grounds and all, into the entire filtered pot of coffee. Why did I do that? I'm tired. So now i'm sitting here drinking crunchy coffee because i'm stupid and i'm refuse to use a second loving filter because i only have two left and I keep forgetting to buy more filters because im stupid. Also because I'm not refiltering another entire pot of coffee. You gotta drink it HOT. God drat it. Anyways its good coffee.
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Jun 4, 2019 05:33
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free hubcaps posted:hello. my name is free hubcaps and I am a stupid rear end in a top hat. Your not an rear end in a top hat. You're just stupid. Thanks for the tread, I feel safe here.
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Jun 4, 2019 05:33
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i do dumb poo poo like yell at people in traffic all the time it doesnt make a difference but i do it any ways im a stupid rear end in a top hat
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Jun 4, 2019 05:34
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checking in i brake check tailgaters and flip off lovely uber/lyft drivers
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Jun 4, 2019 05:34
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'the gently caress you all doing in my living room?! GET OUT! NOW!
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Jun 4, 2019 05:34
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hi stupid rear end in a top hat, im dad
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Jun 4, 2019 05:35
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for the amount of stupid rear end in a top hat poo poo i do i promise to make up for it one of these days
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Jun 4, 2019 05:39
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Did...did someone wipe his dick all over the curtains?  This is some next level suit I'm skipping calling the cops and going straight for SWAT!
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Jun 4, 2019 05:40
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gary johnson had some good ideas!!!
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Jun 4, 2019 05:42
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im bone white so anything past a 2-step isn't worth my time i think I've knocked over more porta-potties than i can count
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Jun 4, 2019 05:42
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And wouldn't you know it, someone unchained Hitler in the basement! It will take me hours to find him in the crawlspace!
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Jun 4, 2019 05:45
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I’m flattered to see gbs mystery mod Smythe posting in my stupid rear end in a top hat thread. I only wish I wasn’t such a stupid rear end in a top hat and could appreciate it properly
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Jun 4, 2019 05:48
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It was a good thing. There was a good thing going and you ruined it OP. Good loving job.
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Jun 4, 2019 05:49
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i got banned from a stupid bar because the bar tender said to me "why don't you have a single instead of a double." The implication that i needed a single instead of a double was resentful. and i though it was weird but maybe and said ok until it hit me, what the gently caress, i want to order what i want to order. i paid for my drink with cash, maybe a 50 and i got the change back and there was a 20 and i just got this idea so i said "can i get two tens " and she was like ok and then i get my two 10s and i say "actually why dont i get four 5s" and she could tell i was just taking the piss out of her and then i gotta banned cause it turned out it was the owner. lol
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Jun 4, 2019 05:49
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value-brand cereal posted:So now i'm sitting here drinking crunchy coffee because i'm stupid and i'm refuse to use a second loving filter because i only have two left and I keep forgetting to buy more filters because im stupid. You're gonna use a paper towel before you remember to make a gODDANG LIST
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Jun 4, 2019 05:51
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the other day i was cruising down a state route doing about 55 and forgot to cap my piss bottle. well anyways when i went to whip the bottle out the drivers side window a great deal of the piss got everywhere and i returned the rental car yesterday with no issues at all, despite it absolutely reeking of urine
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Jun 4, 2019 05:51
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numberoneposter posted:i got banned from a stupid bar because the bar tender said to me "why don't you have a single instead of a double." The implication that i needed a single instead of a double was resentful. and i though it was weird but maybe and said ok until it hit me, what the gently caress, i want to order what i want to order. being 86ed for dicking around with the change from your bar tab is the definition of stupid assholery, well done friend.
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Jun 4, 2019 05:52
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staberind posted:is this a 12 stepper? Just one step, admitting you're an rear end in a top hat.
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Jun 4, 2019 05:52
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I'm spraying gay diarrhea out my rear end all over the place right now like tlremeber how you used the water from the jetpack in Mario sunshine to fly I'm pretty much just doing that but it is poop spraying from my rear end hole
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Jun 4, 2019 05:54
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you ever wonder if the best western keeps a note next to your name? like, you dial up to book a room and the receptionist checks your info and it has a highlighted text that says "wiped bare rear end with comforter" or "jacked off on things previously thought unreachable by ejaculate"? if you have wondered this, well, you just might be a stupid rear end in a top hat
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Jun 4, 2019 05:54
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free hubcaps posted:being 86ed for dicking around with the change from your bar tab is the definition of stupid assholery, well done friend.
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Jun 4, 2019 05:55
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I really like hammering my turgid dong down my lady's gagging trachea and spewing a big load of nut to just fry uselessly in her stomach acids, take that would-be babies/god
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Jun 4, 2019 05:57
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free hubcaps posted:I’m flattered to see gbs mystery mod Smythe posting in my stupid rear end in a top hat thread. I only wish I wasn’t such a stupid rear end in a top hat and could appreciate it properly sometimes your trout line catches a bass
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Jun 4, 2019 05:57
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free hubcaps posted:being 86ed for dicking around with the change from your bar tab is the definition of stupid assholery, well done friend. getting older is really not a matter of giving up being a stupid rear end in a top hat but really picking your moments
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Jun 4, 2019 05:59
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The Protagonist posted:I really like hammering my turgid dong down my lady's gagging trachea and spewing a big load of nut to just fry uselessly in her stomach acids, take that would-be babies/god same except instead of your lady's throat its places previously thought unreachable by ejaculate
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Jun 4, 2019 05:59
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If you're smart enough to know you're a stupid rear end in a top hat, you don't qualify to post in this thread sorry.
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Jun 4, 2019 06:02
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:you ever wonder if the best western keeps a note next to your name? like, you dial up to book a room and the receptionist checks your info and it has a highlighted text that says "wiped bare rear end with comforter" or "jacked off on things previously thought unreachable by ejaculate"? if you have wondered this, well, you just might be a stupid rear end in a top hat The ancient version of the Holiday Inn green screen terminal system you had to use to manually enter reservations for guests at other locations allowed you to do this. I think the newer version(s) of the frequent guest program does as well, but I don't remember, and it's probably several versions well past what it was when I last used it eons ago now. e: actually I know the newer versions did allow you to add notes to new reservations you set up for people, so, yes. At least in the past, yea they did do this. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Jun 4, 2019 |
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