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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
There are lots of winner CEOs that have invented computer. Here are them all:
  • william “the great gatesby” gatsby - invetned the compute before everyone else even thought of it. Owns billions of dollars for computer that he donates to charity
  • steve jobs - invented the computer after william. Then he invented it again but for your pocket! He is dead - what an idiot!!! - disqualified 💀
  • cureent apple ceo- i dont remember his name right now but he invented the computer after steve and ran apple into the ground
  • rms- fat looser bitch lol, invented the computer like years ago and eats his toenails during presentations
  • linus - he made linuc. Not a very good computer at all!

So who is youre favorite!

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

all ceos are bad

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
mcafee, close thread

(Worst ceo: mr pkzip. I don’t hold it against him morally but the guy should have let go)

Moo Cowabunga
Jun 15, 2009

[Office Worker.




Arnie

roboshit
Apr 4, 2009

tim cook is good because he made the iphoens biger

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
which celebrity would you pick to become a ceo and will be the best CEO of the year 🥇

obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The next BeST CEo:— it may even be YOU!!

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
imma go Scott mcnealy cuz he used to challenge apple inc to a hockey game at javaone/wwdc time.

I'm sure he's a real piece of poo poo libertarian irl like all ceos and he also said "You have zero privacy anyway. Get over it." in like 1998

but imagine having the opportunity to just fuckin' wreck an apple or sun employee on the ice \m/\m/

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


all hail Gaben

cheque_some
Dec 6, 2006
The Wizard of Menlo Park
Worst is Leo apothecary for cancelling webos and then getting fired a month later after a year on the job

Best is maybe satya Gnutella for making Microsoft cool again!!

Or Tim apple for trolling zuck

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.
billg, obviously. can the other ceos jump over a chair from a standing start?

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

Fiedler posted:

billg, obviously. can the other ceos jump over a chair from a standing start?

that depends on the size of the chair

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

the pinboard guy seems pretty ok

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k
its steve baller op

everyone liked getting yelled at by him and he invented the surface, computer other ceos love for reasons us plebs will never understand

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



the dead one

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

william p gates

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Boiled Water posted:

all ceos are bad

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

the answer is simply James C. Fish Jr., who will do the needful with this thread.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Fiedler posted:

billg, obviously. can the other ceos jump over a chair from a standing start?

i bet he can't do it any more

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



everyday i wake up and open palm slam a cassette into my vcr and its the keynote where apple announces their microsoft partnership and right as the boos start i begin jumping over my office chair making whooshing sounds with every move

Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

akadajet posted:

i bet he can't do it any more

Fiedler posted:

that depends on the size of the chair

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
gabe

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
get a ceo who’s enthusiastic about something outside of work

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

Silver Alicorn posted:

get a ceo who’s enthusiastic about something outside of work

larry ellison?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
sure why not

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

mark cuban?

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Gil Amelio

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy
the best ceo is a worker cooperative

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001


"Apple is like a ship with a hole in the bottom, leaking water, and my job is to get the ship pointed in the right direction."

too bad he won't be able to save apple from itself a second time

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

r u ready to WALK posted:

too bad he won't be able to save apple from itself a second time

its time for JLG

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
johnathan taylor thomas

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Michael Dell

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

obstipator posted:

The next BeST CEo:— it may even be YOU!!



sure looks like me

mekkanare
Sep 12, 2008
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Peter Norton

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
has the zuck ever expressed interest in anything besides computer and presidency because that is very telling

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uIrAN4JneY

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Scott Baio Nudes posted:

has the zuck ever expressed interest in anything besides computer and presidency because that is very telling

bbq. sort of.

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

fart suckerberg

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


what do you do all day? *audience awkward laughs along*

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obstipator
Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Its hard to pick a Best ceo; theyre all so good!! 😊

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