Congratulations, GBS Class of 2019!

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FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

:cries over people they'll never talk to again in 5 months:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foyAOoVagWw

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:15

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 17:22

Martin Luther Kink: Oct 17, 2004; Barroom Hero

Have a kick rear end summer!

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:17

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

gently caress off gurf.

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:17

Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

way to plaigiarize paco bell's cannon

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:18

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

Gurf with the 17 year long con. Nice try, pardner :clint:

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:35

Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

*draws penis in yearbook*

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:37

Cross-Section: Mar 18, 2009

Lol we talked to each other again 3 months later because we all went to the same lovely community college

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:44

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHGhYqAgwh4

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:49

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

"Freedom! Now my life begins."

60 years pass

"Wow that really sucked. Oh well, maybe retirement is my thing"

retirement also sucks

"Heck"

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:56

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

I think I paid out over $400 this year $20 at a time in envelopes. gently caress Hs graduation.

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:58

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

I failed all my classes and the mods aren't letting me graduate this year.

Here I am, getting my posting GED so I can work at the local tire shop.

# ? Jun 5, 2019 18:58

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Cross-Section posted:

Lol we *pretended not to see/recognize* each other again 3 months later because we all went to the same lovely community college

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:01

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Burt Sexual posted:

I think I paid out over $400 this year $20 at a time in envelopes. gently caress Hs graduation.

I had my oldest son's hs graduation last year, as well as my youngest son's middle school graduation.

it was 101 degrees that day, spread across a full day marathon of self congratulatory teachers and valedictorian speeches.

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:01

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Zeluth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHGhYqAgwh4

What the loving poo poo was that?

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:17

A Fancy Hat: Nov 18, 2016; Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

*writes down everyone's phone number*

Can't wait to keep in touch with you all this summer! I love everybody and I'm really going to miss high school! We'll all look back and realize just how great these days were!

*spends all summer jerking off, 10 years later is in weekly therapy to deal with the traumas suffered in high school*

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:26

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

You all rock but you should probably also change

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:26

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Burt Sexual posted:

I think I paid out over $400 this year $20 at a time in envelopes. gently caress Hs graduation.

How big is your family? Good lord.

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:27

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

I can't wait to see you all at the reunion!*

*I cant wait to see which people peaked in HS and spent the rest of their lives in a nosedive of neglected children and substance abuse.

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:29

free hubcaps: Oct 12, 2009

Earwicker posted:

way to plaigiarize paco bell's cannon

yo quero paco bell

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:29

superjew: Sep 5, 2007; No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

*stands alone in a cap and gown among the dispersing graduation crowd, looking desperately for anyone to talk to*

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:32

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

superjew posted:

*stands alone in a cap and gown among the dispersing graduation crowd, looking desperately for anyone to talk to*

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:33

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Giant_Pupils posted:

How big is your family? Good lord.

You gift other people than just family you cheap skate. We get invites to all the kids friends grad parties, if we know them we go, give envelope at the door. In turn, we invite my kids friends families to his grad, same occurs. It�s a money shift really.

Is this like weird and not normal to people?

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:36

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Have I been sleeping here since 2007?!
Shouldn't have I graduated by now?!

What's this strange taste in my mouth? Why do I feel sleepy again?
:tootzzz:

# ? Jun 5, 2019 19:36

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I'm going for shitposting PHD so another decade or so for schooling!

# ? Jun 5, 2019 20:26

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

i've spent a longer time on the forums than i spent in grade school

# ? Jun 5, 2019 20:28

The Bramble: Mar 16, 2004

The only recent grads on these dead forums are individuals that could only be kindly called "non-traditional students"

# ? Jun 5, 2019 20:29

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

code:


Have a great summer!  
Time for these rockets 2 launch!!! 
(_))=====)~~~

Thots and Prayers fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jun 5, 2019

# ? Jun 5, 2019 20:30

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

there are no recent grads here only death

# ? Jun 5, 2019 20:36

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Burt Sexual posted:

I think I paid out over $400 this year $20 at a time in envelopes. gently caress Hs graduation.

Congrats on finally getting that dpiloma bro

# ? Jun 5, 2019 21:17

Nut to Butt: Apr 13, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual posted:

You gift other people than just family you cheap skate. We get invites to all the kids friends grad parties, if we know them we go, give envelope at the door. In turn, we invite my kids friends families to his grad, same occurs. It�s a money shift really.

Is this like weird and not normal to people?

it's probably less and less normal as american civil society disintegrates amid increased atomization... sucker!

# ? Jun 5, 2019 21:24

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Burt Sexual posted:

You gift other people than just family you cheap skate. We get invites to all the kids friends grad parties, if we know them we go, give envelope at the door. In turn, we invite my kids friends families to his grad, same occurs. It�s a money shift really.

Is this like weird and not normal to people?

Ah, I think it's just that my kids just aren't old enough yet. We're not being invited to grad parties. I'm sure we'll get there (or maybe everyone just hates us).

# ? Jun 5, 2019 21:27

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

*weird kid that dressed in black and wore an army rangers jacket*
"Guyssssss, I told you that THIS should have been our class song!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoPuwKt1rbE

# ? Jun 5, 2019 21:27