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Dude lives in a forest and beats up, like, a hundred monkeys! - The Jungle Book
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gently caress bitches, get money- Updike Rabbit series
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Jun 5, 2019 23:55
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Bad mom! Bad son! Bad husband! Bad father! Bad father, again! : North American Lake Monsters
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Jun 5, 2019 23:56
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Stupid white boy is afraid of literally everything oh my loving god anything Lovecraft
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Jun 5, 2019 23:56
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Ugly man marries attractive woman who is ugly on the inside -Shrek
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Motherfucker needs an exterminator and a name change for the loving cat - Rats in the Walls.
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Jun 5, 2019 23:57
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Kid doesn't rat, and gets repaid for his discretion. - Great Expectations
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Jun 5, 2019 23:57
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Retarded man goes on to live on a farm - Of Mice and Men
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Jun 5, 2019 23:58
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Some dude just stares at things all day long : Mr. Palomar
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Jun 5, 2019 23:59
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You can tell the author really has it in for this Jewish guy The Sun Also Rises Big Dick 'Bumpo turns left and smacks everyone so often it almost makes up for the pacing Last of the Mohicans
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Jun 6, 2019 00:00
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Join the Navy. See the world. Learn to REALLY like horses. - Gullivers Travels
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Jun 6, 2019 00:05
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two drunken outcasts find each other, revere Abraxas - demian
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Jun 6, 2019 00:06
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Dude rounds up the A-team to hunt down some choice threads. - Jason and the Argonauts
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Jun 6, 2019 00:17
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"I went to this dude's house for dinner and he showed me a tabletop minifig. I went back the next day and he was gone." - The Time Machine as viewed by the original narrator of the story
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Jun 6, 2019 00:19
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gently caress the police coming straight from the underground - Tremors
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Jun 6, 2019 00:23
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Children conscripted to be guerrilla insurgents in galactic war and suffer the effects of extreme body horror - Animorphs
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Jun 6, 2019 00:32
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Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me. Also, anteaters are the worst. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
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Jun 6, 2019 00:34
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A poem and some really obsessed fanboy neckbeard who hates the fair : A Pale Fire
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Jun 6, 2019 00:37
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It's just like the movie Blade Runner Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep
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Jun 6, 2019 00:59
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“I think you’re the worst,” he said. “That’s funny,” I replied, “I don’t think about you at all.” -The Fountainhead
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Jun 6, 2019 01:25
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You know, this communism thing sounds pretty great. -Chekhov’s The Lady with the Dog and other Stories
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Jun 6, 2019 01:27
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I don’t plan on working but I do expect to collect my paycheck. -Bartleby, The Scrivener
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Jun 6, 2019 01:28
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Boy falls into the ocean, Returns to land a man. -Captain Courageous
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Jun 6, 2019 01:30
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Women are the worst. -The Three Musketeers
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Jun 6, 2019 01:30
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Turns out you can’t trust pirates. -Treasure Island
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Jun 6, 2019 01:33
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Domesticated dog becomes wild. -Call of the Wild Wolf becomes domesticated. -White Fang
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Jun 6, 2019 01:36
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Quiet unassuming kid quietly shows off what a badass he is Hatchet
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Jun 6, 2019 01:42
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Change isn't always good. Neither are families. - The Metamorphosis
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Jun 6, 2019 01:59
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The Earth gets blown up and an Englishman is denied tea - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy,
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Alien "tripods" (iykwim) destroy defenceless Earthlings - Pounded in the rear end by ET by Chuck Tingle
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Jun 6, 2019 03:41
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Depression wins in the end - Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series
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Jun 6, 2019 03:43
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2 bros go on a magical adventure! - some dweeb Dragonlance garbage
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Jun 6, 2019 03:47
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Metropolis struggles with renovation as the modern world closes in on all sides. -The Last Battle: The Battle of Berlin in 1945
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sweet thursday posted:Depression wins in the end I missed towel day.
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Jun 6, 2019 04:04
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Annoying Boston family runs around like they're the center of the universe -- Godzilla: King of the Monsters
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Jun 6, 2019 04:15
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Walking across america is actually pretty easy with just a shopping cart and raisins. - The Road
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Jun 6, 2019 04:18
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David Bowie as Himself- The Man Who Fell to Earth Cocaine is a hell of a drug-Face-Off
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Jun 6, 2019 04:19
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dick stuck in the USB port again - HER (2013)
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Jun 6, 2019 04:24
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Fat guy tries to find a job - A Confederacy of Dunces
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A boy struggles to connect with other people while dealing with depression and puberty- Evangelion
David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jun 6, 2019 |
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