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Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Easy Diet Plan for Dumb White Fat Men Thinner by Stephen King

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David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
A mute woman discovers the joys of bestiality -The Shape of Water

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003
HOLY SHIT I JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT BIRDS IN CAGES. DID YOU KNOW PUTTING BIRDS IN CAGES MAKES YOU LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER? CAUSE IT DOES AND I WILL MAKE SURE YOU KNOW. I ALSO WANT YOU TO KISS YOURSELF IF YOU EVER THINK ABOUT PUTTING A BIRD IN A CAGE.
She eventually gets her tits out - Grapes of Wrath

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Outrageous terrorist group destroys a weapon of imperialism, aided from within - Loose Change :classiclol:

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Old People Should Die Logan's Run


No Seriously Old People Need to Die Children of the Corn


You're a Motherfucker and It's Gross Brave New World


Uncle Dad Hamlet/Game of Thrones

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
Midgets try to unload hot jewellery - LOTR

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Meat is murder. On immigrant families. -The Jungle

Wyvernil
Mar 10, 2007

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons... for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Two plumbers get high on shrooms and jump on turtles. - Super Mario Bros.

Cockfighting for kids! - Pokemon

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mute psychopath starts then utterly fucks up first contact Half-Life

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Man is the Midwest boring

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

man can't finish book and flirts like an exhausted coward If on a winter's night a traveler

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

ikanreed posted:

Man is the Midwest boring

as i lay dying

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Two rich cocksuckers out virtue thrust a mystery. Any Hardy Boys book.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Car accidents get my dick so hard a cat couldn't scratch it. -Crash

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
A retired wrestler lords his yam supply over an entire village, and kills an innocent boy to prove he isn’t a wimp Things Fall Apart


A baby abandoned by its mother imprints on a piece of earth-moving machinery and is dumped in the branches of a tree and left for dead Are You My Mother

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

The White Dragon posted:

as i lay dying

Lol American gods

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Hot Pussy Action Felidae


Retard Fucks a Whore Forrest Gump


Child Locked Up By Abusive Caregiver Frozen, Tangled

Space Robot
Sep 3, 2011

British guy travels to Japan and becomes the very first weeb - Shōgun

These hoes ain't loyal- 1984

Mediocre white boy fails upward due to competent female friend- Harry Potter Series

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Everything you like is terrible and toxic and designed to make you an addict
Fast Food Nation

Money can't buy good pussy
The Great Gatsby

Irreconcilable differences stemming from sudden loss
Stephen King's Storm of the Century

It's like that thing Plato wrote about with a cave and truth but the light is a computer screen and the cave is also a computer?
The Matrix

Poorly written code encounters fatal user errors and needs regular and debugging
The Matrix Reloaded

What if Plato was really talking about Jesus, but also that we all have the capacity for evil!
The Matrix Revolutions

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

mind the walrus posted:

You can tell the author really has it in for this Jewish guy The Sun Also Rises

You can tell the author really has it in for this Jewish guy The Merchant of Venice

You can tell the author *really* has it in for this Jewish guy Elie Weisel's Night

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
"Gee I wonder if I can make a whole book based on this punny idea I have about Edgar Allan Poe's Annabelle Lee..."
Lolita

Sapper
Mar 8, 2003




Dinosaur Gum
Two very, very old men both attempt to groom the same child - Bad Omens

Journalists make terrible Marines - The Short-Timers(AKA "Full Metal Jacket")

Rich man prevents other rich people from receiving the punishment they justly deserve - The Scarlet Pimpernel

Sapper fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jun 7, 2019

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
A retired criminal falls back on old habits after the death of his wife -John Wick

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Bogus Adventure posted:

Kid doesn't rat, and gets repaid for his discretion. - Great Expectations

And realizes he grew into a stunted, spoiled manchild because of it.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Meat is murder, but actually the murder of humans by the invisible hand of capitalism and industrialization : The Jungle

mind the walrus posted:

You can tell the author really has it in for this Jewish guy The Sun Also Rises
I would also describe it as "Why don't we get drunk and screw"

Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit

Testikles posted:

Midgets try to unload hot jewellery - LOTR
My fav so far.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
man gets nailed to some wood for telling everyone to be nice to each other

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A doctor who eat he own species, a shameful doctor.

The Silence of The Lambs

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Blast of Confetti posted:

man gets nailed to some wood for telling everyone to be nice to each other
Episode 1 of Smallville

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Fish and cats don't get along

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
they used multiple puppies because the bear kept eating them between takes

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Seven* assassins take on various jobs around the US and also destroy international relationships.

*citation needed - Killer7

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Weirdo pedo can't punctuate properly. star trek

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Hell is other people... On Mars! - Doom

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Get money, gently caress bitches, and be the best at loving poo poo up. When no one can beat you and you feel bad about it, attack a paper house. - Sword of Doom

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you're blind, Japanese men let you rub them and live in their house while you fish all day. - Zatoichi

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Going to go in a different direction by spoiling the climax of, for most of its run, the central conflict of Baki the Grappler and its sequels. This is the culmination of 20 years of a serialized martial arts story.

https://mobile.twitter.com/BakiOOC/status/1136016417294311425

Dr Christmas fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jun 7, 2019

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Bogus Adventure posted:

In the future, we will all have drug-fueled orgies and watch pornos together. - Brave New World

That's a spot on description.

I'm a lowly fisher not an author art is such a waste of resources. Atlas Shrugged

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Kill Six Billion Demons

Doom Eternal

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Big Mackson
Sep 26, 2009

Dr Christmas posted:

Going to go in a different direction by spoiling the climax of, for most of its run, the central conflict of Baki the Grappler and its sequels. This is the culmination of 20 years of a serialized martial arts story.

Two men meet and make caricature muscle faces at each other then fight. Maybe friends afterwards every gat dang martial arts manga series ever

Author of Baki: I have used prehistoric man, wrestlers, boxers, criminals, 100+ year old dude, what else can i use? *hears news report of weeaboo attacking people with a katana* GOLD!

Big Mackson fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jun 7, 2019

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