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Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

That's the most accurate part of the show, lol!

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Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

What even is this TV show now? Is June just going to live long enough to become the villain now or what?

Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

There's only one show I've ever stopped watching before the end, which was the walking dead after they killed my boy Glenn. But I'm getting tempted to add this one.

Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

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Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

Y'all remember the Super Hardcore Metal Handmaidens that June saw in D.C. when she went to visit? How some of them had metal friggin' rings sewing their mouths shut? It was almost transhumanist in its babymaking utilitarianism. In contrast to that, what had already happened to lesser naughty handmaidens in the interest of discipline, June has gotten off practically scott free even though she is the most naughtiest of handmaids. She got, what, waterboarded once and they made her daughter scared of her?

What I'm trying to say is that this show is bad because it has no internal consistency and it should feel bad.

Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

That was so unsatisfying. I guess everyone who comes into contact with June becomes an accessory to murder? She is become death, destroyer of worlds?

Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

Are we done yet? Can we stop watching now?

Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I would have found it more cathartic for Fred to get hoist by his own petard, and hang according to laws he helped write after a kangaroo court.

Well, you could say that its KINDA like that? The nation he helped create is so lawless and corrupt that one high-level government official and one member of the secret police working together are enough to literally end his life on a whim. Gilead is not a nation of laws, it is a system of secrets and lies. All anybody has to do is tweak a few little things and they can literally get away with murder, as we have seen several times already. June herself took full advantage of that system almost every day she was in it.

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Vorgen
Mar 5, 2006

Party Membership is a Democracy, The Weave is Not.

A fledgling vampire? How about a dragon, or some half-kobold druids? Perhaps a spontaneous sex change? Anything that can happen, will happen the results will be beyond entertaining.

Everyone in Hawaii is about to start hating immigrants too!

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