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| Week old piss jug |
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6 | 6.52% |
| Doritos and dew |
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| An office chair with a decade of farts in it |
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| Goku |
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45 | 48.91% |
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  So I guess this may be a good thing if it makes Gamers smell ok but what does xbox smell like? Does this body wash have the right kind of ram? https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2019/6/4/18652484/microsoft-xbox-lynx-body-wash-axe-lifestyle-gaming-products Post stupid gamer products ITT e: fuuuuuuck me, radio button poll, mods plz fix. big nipples big life fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Jun 6, 2019 |
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Jun 6, 2019 15:29
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Balls balm. Afterwards, Calm Balm.
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Jun 6, 2019 15:31
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Doesn't fit in the shower
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Jun 6, 2019 15:35
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how are retailers gonna stop fake gamers from buying this?
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Jun 6, 2019 15:36
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A subtle hint to gamers to put the controller down once in a few days and wash between the folds.
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Jun 6, 2019 15:37
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Major Nelson's tube socks
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Jun 6, 2019 15:38
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Big Beef City posted:Doesn't fit in the shower 
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Jun 6, 2019 15:39
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MikeTheCoolOne posted:Major Nelson's tube socks not the ones he wears but the one he uses for the raid.
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Jun 6, 2019 15:39
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Needs a cream for the red ring.
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Jun 6, 2019 15:40
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Gotta do somethin with all that old prell nobody bought. 
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Jun 6, 2019 15:47
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Shove it straight up your rear end in a top hat and give an X-Treme Enema
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Jun 6, 2019 15:49
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mind the walrus posted:Shove it straight up your rear end in a top hat and give an X-Treme Enema that's how you get the red ring of death
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Jun 6, 2019 15:51
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Cheetos and sweat?
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Jun 6, 2019 15:53
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Who do they think is gonna buy this? 
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Jun 6, 2019 15:56
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Needs some kind of extension stick to get to those hard to reach areas like under the gunt and the armpits of the average person who would buy this.
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Jun 6, 2019 16:01
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I'll stick to my Dr Bronners Magic 18-In-One Pure Hemp Peppermint Castile Soap. All-One....Bitch!!!
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Jun 6, 2019 16:01
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Nastyman posted:Who do they think is gonna buy this? Probably 12 year olds? I remember back in 2002 when axe was just getting started in grade 7 and 8 we all used axe. But maybe that's just because it was the big new thing back then.
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Jun 6, 2019 16:01
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Alizee posted:Probably 12 year olds? I remember back in 2002 when axe was just getting started in grade 7 and 8 we all used axe. But maybe that's just because it was the big new thing back then. It was because it would make hot scantily clad women pole dance on your shower drain pipe.
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Jun 6, 2019 16:02
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Yeah AXE ads back then were literally "This deodorant is a magic pheremone that will make women--only hot women--jump your dick instantly."
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Jun 6, 2019 16:06
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My XBox body wash has the wrong kind of glycerin
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Jun 6, 2019 16:28
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Xenocides posted:It was because it would make hot scantily clad women pole dance on your shower drain pipe. Somebody please check this goons basement
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Jun 6, 2019 16:37
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This is the last stop before "gamer culture" becomes complete singularity of self parody. The actual singularity will be Xbox condoms.
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Jun 6, 2019 17:51
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I already bathe in mountain dew
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Jun 6, 2019 17:56
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Makes you smell just like that one badly-aging dude who hasn't showered since the Xbox 360 came out you get in every game store, but without having to put in the same effort Fake gamers indeed
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Jun 6, 2019 17:56
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Finally the perfect fragrance with which to attract the manic pixie dream girl who works at the Gamestop.
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Jun 6, 2019 17:57
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Nastyman posted:Who do they think is gonna buy this? (grand)parents of edgy gamer kids, in an attempt to get them to look up from the screen for longer than 0,4 seconds and maybe even have a conversation
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Jun 6, 2019 18:03
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Fabulousity posted:This is the last stop before "gamer culture" becomes complete singularity of self parody. The actual singularity will be Xbox condoms. For sale: xBox condom. Never worn.
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Jun 6, 2019 18:06
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BlackStar posted:A subtle hint to gamers to put the controller down once in a few days and wash between the folds. but there are already ways to do that     
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Jun 6, 2019 18:33
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The signs don't surprise me. The people they target don't surprise me. A person not knowing they stink or not understanding why they stink until they're told they're stink doesn't surprise me. Them initially being upset by that or embarrassed, also not surprising. The idea that you're a magic player going to a game night where you already know the stereotype, know you fit the stereotype, are already told 'don't fit the stereotype, please', and then say that you have a right to be bodily offensive to others in public and that you've earned that right is somehow, in some way, still amazing to me. It's actually impressive. Really the "It's a NIGHT game" is just so impressive. I wonder if you can use that for other things "I'm sorry the restaurant wouldn't seat us yet again for our dinner date due to my rank rear end and body odor from working in the pig poo poo mines all day, but I just could NOT grab a shower prior to heading out with you, darling, and frankly, it's the restaurants fault for all this, isn't it?"
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Jun 6, 2019 18:44
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Good soup! posted:I already bathe in mountain dew Mountain Dew knows their audience with their Mountain Dew Gamer Fuel with ingredients shown to improve accuracy and alertness. I think that just means it still has caffeine in it.
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Jun 6, 2019 18:48
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“This is the type of offensive behavior that gives Magic the stigma it has in the general population” Yes, when people think of Magic players they think of cleanliness snobs who wear only their best suits to tournaments while they sample wine and cheese during the refresh phase.
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Jun 6, 2019 18:52
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Nintendo needs to do the world a favor and make smash bros body wash.
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Jun 6, 2019 19:06
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they are fools for releasing this in Australia and not the USA.
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Jun 6, 2019 19:15
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big nipples big life posted:Nintendo needs to do the world a favor and make smash bros body wash.
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Jun 6, 2019 19:51
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Makes my pee hole burn when I wash my schlong.
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Jun 6, 2019 20:25
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sweet thursday posted:Smash Bros All-in-One Body Wash (facial cleanser, shampoo and conditioner sold separately) Comes with Kirby pumice stone.
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Jun 6, 2019 21:11
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I don't understand, why make this when concentrated lye exists
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Jun 6, 2019 21:15
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Donovan Trip posted:I don't understand, why make this when concentrated lye exists they are trying to trick Gamers into using soap.
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Jun 6, 2019 21:21
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Fabulousity posted:This is the last stop before "gamer culture" becomes complete singularity of self parody. The actual singularity will be Xbox condoms.  Why did I search for this? It returns articles on a pedophile luring 11-14 year olds through Xbox live and people looking for Fable III branded condoms. 
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Jun 6, 2019 21:23
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Fable 3 branded condoms?!? I could see Fable 2 branded condoms but not Fable 3.
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Jun 6, 2019 21:27
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