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*sweating profusely* ey you guys gettin down with this new steely dan album?
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*letting my hairy balls dangle in the open despite having a towl beside me* Think bradshaw and the boys gonna get another superbowl this uear?
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Jun 6, 2019 22:24
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Could be they do, alls I know is the steel city will never lose its heavy industry base, bet on it cochise throw some more water on them rocks, will ya
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Jun 6, 2019 22:27
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*admires everyone's impressive pubic bushes*
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Jun 6, 2019 22:28
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Puts a single Zappa song on and gets kicked out of the orgy.
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Jun 6, 2019 22:37
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my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:*letting my hairy balls dangle in the open despite having a towl beside me* 
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Jun 6, 2019 22:38
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i don't care if there's no water running to a drain, i NEED to shave my legs
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Jun 6, 2019 22:41
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Elukka posted:You're supposed to be naked in a sauna. A towel is just gonna get sweaty. And there's gonna be a bunch of them bacteria and smells in there, no way. *scoops water out of a bucket and pours everywhere except the heater*
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Jun 6, 2019 22:43
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hey any you guys tried Hamburger Helper yet? just came out recently and ive been meaning to try it
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Jun 6, 2019 22:46
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*farts* 
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Jun 6, 2019 22:50
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Anyone got any Brut? I got a date tonight.
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Jun 6, 2019 22:58
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"Hope there aren't any homos around here!" *j.o.'s with a family acquaintance*
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Black family moved in across the street *lights a hand-rolled cigarette* I like 'em. Old man Johnson is racist as hell though. gently caress him, he gave me back my mower empty on gas. Hope they give him a heart attack
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Jun 6, 2019 23:02
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:*farts* *drinks martini*
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Jun 6, 2019 23:02
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Walter Mondale got my vote!
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Jun 6, 2019 23:05
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Burt sexual was the guy at the front desk just hoping he didn’t have to clean up the loads again but secretly hoping it was the star quarterback he saw walking into the lobby.
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Jun 6, 2019 23:05
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you guys don’t mind I brought my CB radio in here do ya
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MackAddie posted:*smokes cigar* Smells like burnt hamburger helper and daddy in here. 
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Jun 6, 2019 23:20
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free hubcaps posted:you guys don’t mind I brought my CB radio in here do ya Not at all, I got a sweet CB hookup in my van parked outside with some shag interiors. Wanna come see?
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Jun 6, 2019 23:20
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I got my draft papers this morning, and I'm awfully nervous. I mean, I know they don't have heroin in the army, but they've gotta give you some pot, right?
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GOD this humidity makes it IMPOSSIBLE to do coke in here. *stomps out*
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*throws a 3 finger lid of Acapulco gold on coals* “That should dry it out in here boys” 
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I hope we have some extra leftover for vacation after paying that $700 mortgage
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*urinates on the lava rocks*
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*passes around keys*
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I'm the kid in the corner wondering if my Pablo Cruise 8-track will work in the sauna 8-track player when it's this hot.
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no I can’t bring Bobby back here anymore after he freaked out and said the steam reminded him of ‘Nam and bit the janitors ear off *spreads legs incredibly wide , cracking open a beer * what are you gonna do , eh?
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Jun 7, 2019 00:54
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*sits on an atari joystick*
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Bonzo posted:Anyone got any Brut? I got a date tonight. I just ran out, but you can borrow my Aqua Velva.
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feel sleepy from the steam, lie down on waterbed, get seasick and vomit
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Jun 7, 2019 01:43
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Hohoho wait did you say santa or sauna? Either way you've been naughty
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Jun 7, 2019 01:48
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Why do they call it a Turkish bath, though?
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Jun 7, 2019 02:12
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I think this whole American Dream deal is made up
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Lights some candles with wine bottles as candlesticks. That Stevie Nicks is smokin'! Did I tell ya about the time I got coke from her?
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*walks in wearing robe so short my nads hang out the bottom*
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hey its me, the star quarterback  rev up those mops ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Jun 7, 2019 |
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Jun 7, 2019 02:34
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doc says i got something called kaposi sarcoma he wonders if its because i tried pot in college
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Jun 7, 2019 02:38
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i didnt know saunas could have shag carpeting
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Jun 7, 2019 02:41
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You all heard about this stagflation business? Sounds like some Russki mumbo jumbo if you ask me. Anyway, its hotter in here than Lynda Carter!
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Kak posted:*sits on an atari joystick* Hey, wanna play a game of dong pong? 
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