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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1137090138733834240

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

reignofevil posted:

Bobby Lashley is amazingly ripped.

uncomfortably so. He's like one of those beefcake horses. Or one of those double-muscled cows

nooneofconsequence posted:

is this the main event?

:lol:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Hahahaha what the gently caress was that

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Reminder that the Good brothers are a matter of months from NJPW or AEW

I'm so hyped for that.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


"Strowman obviously with the edge as far as height goes"

brother, he's got the edge in literally every stat shown on screen

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
its a million degrees in renee's dress

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
“Braun with the height advantage but comparable in every other category.”

*tale of tape shows Braun with huge advantages in all categories*

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

I kinda feel bad for the people that were forced to the arena and are actual WWE fans, getting this boring not at all entertaining show.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
This thing helping me find out there was a new R-Truth video is easily the best or equal to wrestlemania part of the show, and I didn't even need to go to the wwe network for it.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Commentators constantly throwing shade at the venue having no air conditioning. Millions well spent

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Low Desert Punk posted:

triple h sucks rear end and his only good matches have been better workers carrying him and not letting him do his awful "epic plodding Ric Flair" wrestling formula

Actual Ric Flair could still be carried to at least a two star match

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

pathetic little tramp posted:

also jinder mahal falls asleep really fuckin fast

he just watched Orton vs Trips

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I refuse to believe Braun can out-bench Big E.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Corbin did say heads will roll.

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Wait I was wrong about no air conditioners, I can hear them.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Incessant Excess posted:

Corbin did say heads will roll.

having been a liveleak mod, let me just say, heads really don't roll very well at all.

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


hey awesome you can see a woman getting dragged out by security during the Rollins/Corbin introduction

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

I don't give a gently caress about this show but Dave's running commentary is making my day

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

nooneofconsequence posted:

I refuse to believe Braun can out-bench Big E.

ettore ewen in 2011: 529

adam scherr in 2012: 540

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Hahahahaha jesus christ



this is the greatest move in wrestling history

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
So the air conditioning just keeps it from being 300 degrees, I take it?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

if a woman caught that t-shirt is she getting beheaded tonight

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
is this that Mansoor guy

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

pathetic little tramp posted:

Hahahahaha jesus christ



this is the greatest move in wrestling history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQyR89ZVsNg

More or less the same

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Huntman posted:

hey awesome you can see a woman getting dragged out by security during the Rollins/Corbin introduction

https://streamable.com/aqqrw

you can just see her on the right side getting picked up

very cool

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Huntman posted:

hey awesome you can see a woman getting dragged out by security during the Rollins/Corbin introduction

Live Executions, WWE Most Awesome Summerslam in 2020.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Not gonna lie, I’m mostly here to see the clusterfuck of 50 dudes in the ring at once.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Low Desert Punk posted:

ettore ewen in 2011: 529

adam scherr in 2012: 540

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJTkryP2W4Y&t=126s

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames
So are the Saudi shows literally just the british shows from the Attitude Era except with the added bonus of giving money to a nightmarishly awful regime

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Joe, noone challenged you because they're after a real title. A certain green one.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Huntman posted:

https://streamable.com/aqqrw

you can just see her on the right side getting picked up

very cool

Given the huge amount of women up front and in the audience (compared to last time anyway) like, maybe she actually was in the wrong place or something. I doubt it. But we can pretend she's not off getting dead, right?

No? Okay no.

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Blaise330 posted:

Joe, noone challenged you because they're after a real title. A certain green one.

So the GRR belt is on the line after all?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Huntman posted:

https://streamable.com/aqqrw

you can just see her on the right side getting picked up

very cool

Awww poor tiny saudi Carmella.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

pathetic little tramp posted:

Hahahahaha jesus christ



this is the greatest move in wrestling history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDr6X6fCvxw&t=184s

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Given the huge amount of women up front and in the audience (compared to last time anyway) like, maybe she actually was in the wrong place or something. I doubt it. But we can pretend she's not off getting dead, right?

No? Okay no.

i actually think it is the case of her maybe being in the wrong place or trying to get on camera but she is probably still dead.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

OldTennisCourt posted:

So are the Saudi shows literally just the british shows from the Attitude Era except with the added bonus of giving money to a nightmarishly awful regime

You misunderstand. They're not giving money to a nightmarishly awful regime. They're taking money from a nightmarishly awful regime and giving them propaganda and legitimacy to a global audience.

Now people watching the show are giving money to a nightmarishly awful company doing propaganda and legitimizing a nightmarishly awful regime.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Dolph is so loving bad

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Wait......... the complaints about the heat..........



Are we about to witness Goldberg vs Undertaker in a 100+ degree building? :ohdear:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

STAC Goat posted:

You misunderstand. They're not giving money to a nightmarishly awful regime. They're taking money from a nightmarishly awful regime and giving them propaganda and legitimacy to a global audience.

Now people watching the show are giving money to a nightmarishly awful company doing propaganda and legitimizing a nightmarishly awful regime.

They give money to the nightmarishly awful regime by donations to Donald Trump who in turn declares national emergencies to conduct illegal arms deal with the nightmarishly awful regime.

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Huntman
Apr 22, 2010


Blaise330 posted:

Wait......... the complaints about the heat..........



Are we about to witness Goldberg vs Undertaker in a 100+ degree building? :ohdear:

Undertaker is going to be running to the ring to get his entrance over with

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