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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Got to catch a few winks, and then watch Shota MOTHERFUCKING Umino getting the win over the Death Pervert, Jon Moxley.

And I guess Okada will be there.

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Kevin Kelly and DON CALLIS IS BACK welcoming our hero, SHOTA UMINO.

DEATH PERVERT IN THE HOUSE.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Hell Yes, show the fire Umino.

Oh no, please don't die.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Chris Charlton is also at the desk.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
THE BRIDGE

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
the money clip is always cool.

Sad. Shota tried though.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Oh man, Moxley is from Ohio in Japan, good.

G1 MOXLEY! COLLUSION! NJPWxAEW

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
PLEASE ADOPT SHOTA UMINO INTO MOXLEY-GUN.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

Moxley has adopted a Young Boy.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
And now Shingo fights Kojima!

gently caress this undercard is so good.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

It's weird that Moxley would go from saying how worn out he was by the WWE's road schedule and then volunteer himself for the G loving 1.

Jon Moxley was worn out from ramming his head into the WWE machine for years.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

SaberToothedPie posted:

Moxley vs Ishii Moxley vs Ospreay Moxley vs ZSJ

Moxley vs. the socialist octopus is now my dream.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I'm still reeling from Moxley being from Ohio in Japan.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Gumball Gumption posted:

I like that all of the bad announcers let us know they're bad by trying to big time Chris.

A useful bit of shorthand.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Is Shingo teasing the Machine Gun Chops?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

It's really cool that the guy who was in the Super Jr's is also believable in the beefy hoss match.

Shingo Takagi is good.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Oh gently caress Kojima is dead.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Ganso Bomb posted:

Same. Saw the G1 quote here before Mox said it on my stream.

Yeah, I am also a bit behind the leaders.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Low Desert Punk posted:

shota is going to go on a excursion where he's being trained in kayfabe by jon moxley and come back as Onita 2.0

he is going to come back with a jacket with "UNNO" spray painted on the back.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

frankenfreak posted:

broke: NJPW should partner with AEW instead of ROH
woke: NJPW should partner with GCW instead of ROH

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Shingo should cut the exact same promo as Moxley just in Japanese.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
So many cool guys just saying "Hey, let me in the G1."

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Did Chis just say "Spies all around the world can't get tickets to London?"

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
KAZE NI NARE

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

I love this murder stable of a torture enthusiast and a British socialist who also loves torture.

Torture is really a "both sides" kind of thing.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

STONE COLD 64 posted:

liger's music uncut too? Oh man this show fuckin rules

FITE TV is paying the big bucks.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I hope they do the dueling chairs spot, I love that.

ZSJ is so cool.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Rarity posted:

It's cause Kanemaru is at least a functional alcoholic

He even incorporated it into his in ring strats.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Callis has ramped up the horniness on comms.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Man, Liger/Suzuki (hopefully Career/Career) is such a cool idea.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

I accidentally fell back asleep when I woke up to watch this. What did I miss?

Mox vs. Umino
Shingo vs. Kojima

both are really good and cool and undercard paced and Moxley adopted a young lion.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
stereo moves are always cool.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Zack's spindly limbs are always fun when he gets overpowered, even if it is Tacos doing to the overpowering.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Stupid Tacos can roll a motherfucker up.

I hope he kills Yoshi-Hashi before Royal Quest.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
Background pissbaby ZSJ is a good ZSJ.

Rarity posted:

This is a travesty

This is true, though.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Rarity posted:

If YOSHI-HASHI is ZSJ's Royal Quest title defence I will cry

ZSJ should be challenging Okada for the rights to fight the Painmaker at Royal Quest, but instead he might be fighting Tacos.

The worst card.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
BREATHE STATUS: w/ Switchblade
ERA STATUS: COMING SOON CUT THROAT CHASE ON THE CASE

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Gonzo McFee posted:

Knife pervert vs Death Rider pervert when?

Hopefully the G1.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
GO ACE GO ACE GO ACE GO ACE GO ACE GO ACE GO ACE GO ACE

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Captain Magic posted:

Juice looking like “man I shouldn’t have cut my hair”

"It would have been cool as gently caress if I won, but welp."

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