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I pissed myself today To see if I still piss I focus on the piss The only thing that's real The piss tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to piss it all away But I remember everything What have I become My sweetest piss Everyone I know Goes to piss in the end And you could have it all My empire of piss I will let you down I will make you piss
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Johnny Slash
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Jun 9, 2019 18:45
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sorry about your thread OP
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Jun 9, 2019 18:46
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Hard piss, op.
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Jun 9, 2019 18:48
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I don't practice piss-piss-piss I ain't got no piss piss balls I had a million pisses but I, I pissed it all
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Jun 9, 2019 18:48
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I killed a man in Reno Just to watch him piss
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Jun 9, 2019 18:49
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I don't practice piss-piss-piss Well if I could find that piss boi And that urinal he found Well I'd piss a cup on Sancho and then wash that dowwwnn
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Jun 9, 2019 18:52
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Sorry OP but I don't listen to boomer music so I don't get the joke. edit : maybe do a thread for people born after 1980?
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Jun 9, 2019 18:55
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1 2 3 times 2 to the 6 jonesin for your fix of this limp bizkit piss
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Jun 9, 2019 18:56
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instead of "hurt" johnny cash should have covered the NIN song where trent reznor was like "I got my hands a flip flop flip flop flip!!!"
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Jun 9, 2019 19:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJ1gA_AaUk
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Jun 9, 2019 19:06
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theres a man goin round takin leaks
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Jun 9, 2019 19:36
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Cubone posted:instead of "hurt" johnny cash should have covered the NIN song where trent reznor was like "I got my hands a flip flop flip flop flip!!!" Johnny Cash - Closer
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Jun 9, 2019 19:37
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THREE SIX NINE drat SHE FINE HOPE SHE PISS ON ME ONE MORE TIME
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Jun 9, 2019 19:44
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all along the piss tower
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I was excited to see where you went with the second line, but oh...
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PISS ON THE WINDOOOOOOW PISS ON THE WAAAAHL TILL THE PISS DRIP DOWN MY BAWWWLS TILL ALL YALL BITCHES PISS TO ALL PISS PISS MOTHAFUCKA!! TO ALL PISS PISS GOD drat
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Jun 9, 2019 19:46
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It ain’t pee babe No, no, no It ain’t pee you’re lookin for
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The Man in Yellow
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Jun 9, 2019 19:49
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there's a lot of shitposting in this thread
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Jun 9, 2019 20:22
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piss in my rear end
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Jun 9, 2019 20:50
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I’ve pissed everywhere, man
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Amebx posted:piss in my rear end my old username
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Jun 9, 2019 20:59
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I fell into a burnin ring of piss. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kPPoOIbxb0&t=18s
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Jun 9, 2019 21:15
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someone post the video with the quack like a duck when you gently caress guy
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Jun 9, 2019 21:25
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Well my daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to Ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of piss
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I get so easily excited It's like having a piss when you aren't invited I took the kid down to the harbor inn Oh, but the cops they wouldn't let him piss But he's used to being turned away He's gonna show them one fine day The Cockler fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Jun 9, 2019 |
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Jun 9, 2019 21:31
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What kinda grown assed man goes by 'Johnny' anyway? Johnny Appleseed. Seems a bit fruity,
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Untasid posted:What kinda grown assed man goes by 'Johnny' anyway? Johnny Appleseed. removed because im dumb The Cockler fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jun 9, 2019 |
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Jun 9, 2019 21:36
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And the leaks that I took for that woman Are gonna flood you, big river And I'm gonna piss right here until I'm dry
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Jun 9, 2019 21:40
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Johnny Splash, OP
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Jun 9, 2019 21:44
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i would piss myself, i would find a way
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Jun 9, 2019 21:44
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I like this piss song better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kzUwxAkzPU (Lyrics are German, sorry)
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Jun 9, 2019 21:54
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piss me baby one more time
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Jun 9, 2019 21:55
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i wanna rock and roll all night and party every day - piss
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Jun 9, 2019 21:56
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I hope you had the piss of your life
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FLOOD MY LIFE THROUGH MY PENIS PISS IS MY LAST RESORT
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I came down with some piss of fire I fell down down down as the piss burned hotter And it burns burns burns The piss of fire The piss of fire
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Hey now, urine all-star Put your pants on Yoplait
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