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Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Piss is the product of a girl
Who drank a big gulp and drowned the whole world
:synpa:
:gb2hd2k::regd08:

Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Jun 9, 2019

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

https://soundcloud.com/eric-zak/shat-myself-2/s-zFftu

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
Bow down before the one you serve
You're going to get what you deserve (read: a mouth fulla piss)

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

we are now on page 2 of this thread

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
:one:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Is it in his eyes, oh no you'll be deceived
Is it in his eyes, oh no you'll make believe

If you want to know, if he loves you so
It's in his piss

klapman
Aug 27, 2012

this char is good
my weakness issssssss

i piss too much

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
It's been a long road

Get'n from there to here
It's been a long time
But my time is finally near to Piiiiissssss

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




IIIIIIIIII want your PISS!

IIIIIIIIII need your PISS!

Piss on daddy! Piss on daddy! Piss on daddy!

PISS ON DADDY! PISS ON DADDY! PISS ON DADDY!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Mulaney Power Move posted:

we are now on page 2 of this thread

I hear you keep a pissin'
a pissin' 'bout this thread.
But I ain't seen you post good
since I don't know when

Well you're bad at fuckin' postin'
in this here piss-in thread

autism ZX spectrum
Feb 8, 2007

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Has anyone posted Johnny Splash yet?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

The Cockler posted:

i would piss myself, i would find a way

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Johnny Piss - Cash

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
you don't have to be beautiful
to turn me on
I just need your body, baby
from dusk 'til dawn
you don't need ex-perience
to turn me out
you just leave it all up to me
I'm gonna show you what it's all about

You don't have to be rich
To be my girl
You don't have to be cool
To rule my world
Ain't no particular sign
I'm more compatible with
I just want your extra time and your-
(🎸🎵 squiddelydoodleydoop)

piss.

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
Here I am
Postin' crap again
There I am
Up on the stage
Here I go
Talkin' bout piss again
There goes the thread
Off first page

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7M3EEHYkJ0

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Stand in the place where you were
Now piss north
Think about erections
Wonder why it hampers you

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
The horse, he kept running
The rider was dead
I pissed my pants
I pissed my pants

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DcA0p8Tvnk

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
Piss on me
when you're not strong
I'll be your friend
I'll help you drain your schlong
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need somebody to piss on

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

David Bowie - Let's Piss

Let's piss
put on your piss shoes
and piss with me

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

David Bowie - Let's Piss

Let's piss
put on your piss shoes
and piss with me

If you say piss

I'll piss with you

If you say poo poo,,

I'll poo poo,

because my incontinence for you, would break my rear end in two

If you should fall into my piss,

tremble like a sphincter!!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://potatoson.prnl.net/videos/prince-mp3

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
Piss Control to Major Tom
Piss Control to Major Tom
Take your prostate pills and pull your boxers down

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Adventure Time
come on piss your pants
and then please change your
pissy pants

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
hey jude

dont drink piss now

take a piss poo

and drink it later

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Da na na na na na na na
Da na na na na na na
Da na na na na na na na
Da na na na na na na
Da na na naaaaa na
Da na na naaaaaaa na
Da na na naaaaaaaa na
Nananana na na

Tequila! I mean piss

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Jun 10, 2019

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Golden showers fill your eyes

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

piss on me
piss on me
piss me on
i'll be gone
with a pee or poo

Mr. Bones
Jan 2, 2011

ain't no law says a skeleton can't play the blues
I believe I can piss
I believe I can take a poo poo
I'm on the toilet every night and day
Spread my cheeks and bombs away

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
this is my piss song
drink all my piss song
gargle all that piss song
my piss is amber
starting right now I'll piss strong
i'll drink my piss long

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

The Seinfeld theme but with the word 'pee' for every bass slap. Then you yell 'SHAKIN' IT OFF' for the four-note horn phrase towards the end

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Golden showers fill your eyes
peeeeee pretty darling do not cry
and I will tinkle on your thigh




boyyy
you're gonna go take a leak
go take a leak a long time


and in the end
the piss you take
is equal to the pee
you maaaaake

spleen merchant
Jul 1, 2007
Fun Shoe
If a tinkler were my trade
Would you still find me
Carrying the pots I filled
Following behind me?

ShaveThePolarBears
Jun 5, 2019
Sailors pissing in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Pissing on the wrong guy
Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Uranus?

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
it's so relieving to know that you're peeing as soon as you get paid

into the flood again, same old piss it was back then

I needed you more
You wanted us less
I could not piss, just regress

alt:
and life can be so weird
Bucket full of piss
But it's alright

The Cockler fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Jun 10, 2019

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Jerry Lee Lewis - Great Balls of Piss


I shake my wang hoping something will drain
Too much piss drives a man insane
You broke my will, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great balls of piss!

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
those people didn't even know us
we didn't know if we would live or die
we didn't know if it was wrong or right
i sloshed urea every night

as loud as hell, a ringing bell
behind my smile, it shakes my teeth
and all the while, as vampires feed
i pee

i awoke in relief, my sheets and tubes were all tangled, stained from whiskey and piss in a chicago hospital


it's a good time for superman to piss the sun out of the sky

The Cockler fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Jun 10, 2019

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
We got married in a fever
Hotter than a pepper sprout
We've been pissing in Jackson
Tryin' to put the fire out

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Bear Enthusiast
Mar 20, 2010

Maybe
You'll think of me
When you are all alone

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Stand in the place where you were
Now piss north
Think about erections
Wonder why it hampers you

I was baffled why I thought of this song and now I'm unfathomably mad that someone else did it.

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