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Keith Atherton posted:There’s also the one about how a singer sucked so many cocks he had to go to the hospital and have his stomach pumped. In my day it was Rod Stewart but I think there have been versions with newer rock stars When I was a kid it was Sheryl Crow. In like 1998.
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Jun 14, 2019 06:40
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Local Weather posted:In the 80's there was an awful lot of Satanism everywhere in the US and every band you liked was definitely secretly Satanic. The height of the Satanic Panic is not something easily explained to people who didn't live during it. There were travelling preachers who would go from town to town giving lectures about how rock music is evil and playing Led Zeppelin backwards and such. Geraldo Rivera did a whole TV special about it...unreal when I think back on how crazy it was. “was” http://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1139184474741202945
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Jun 14, 2019 06:50
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one year, we had a new student named Mona. After a teacher’s sloppy handwriting on the blackboard, she was known solely as Mung.
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Jun 14, 2019 07:22
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When I was in late elementary and early middle school, everyone was obsessed by the concept of "initiation." There was this rumor going around that, when we got to middle school, the 8th graders were going to "initiate" us with some sort of humiliating/painful ritual; after this didn't happen, the rumor mutated into the initiation happening at the end of the school year, with the outgoing 8th graders initiating the rising ones. This also didn't happen. I really have no idea how we all decided that the 8th grade class would spend this much time and effort hazing the entire class below them, but we were completely convinced and terrified of it! One thing did come of the initiation rumor, though; the summer before I started middle school, some kid dropped an intimidating letter about "initiation" on my front porch, with a gob of peanut butter (?) inside the envelope. There was no follow-up. I still don't know why the peanut butter was there -- like, did they think it looked like poop or something? Because it didn't. It looked like peanut butter.
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Jun 14, 2019 08:49
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Kawalimus posted:There was another one about Marilyn Manson. The ribs thing was one. But also one where at his concerts he would have sex with a cat until it died, and then cut it in half and threw it into the audience! This scared the crap out of me because lots of kids in school were wearing Manson shirts at the time and I thought they were all severely deranged and dangerous for liking someone who'd do that. IIRC Manson did actually briefly wank on stage one time and got in legal trouble for it. I always heard crazy stories about how insane GWAR are live, with the singer ejaculating goo from his two giant cocks into the crowd, various creatures being blown up in a huge gory splatter on stage, the audience periodically beating the poo poo out of each other... But it turns out those things are actually true lol
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Jun 14, 2019 09:52
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DamnCanadian posted:McDonalds used kangaroo meat in their Big Macs. Or so a friend of a friend told me. I remember like a decade ago, McDonald's Australia actually put out an ad campaign addressing all the urban legends 
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Jun 14, 2019 11:05
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at my school a sheep... died from penetration of the anus and the official story backed up by the ag department was that an alpaca had done it, it was only a few months ago i found out that actually it was believed to have been a human, to this day nobody has any idea who it was, and because this was a christian boarding school the staff agreed upon the alpaca story to prevent hysteria and disrepute. the alpaca in question remained at the school and was treated with great respect thereafter
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Jun 14, 2019 11:18
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Sir Nose posted:the semen pumped out of Rod Stewart wasn't human semen
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Jun 14, 2019 11:27
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doctorfrog posted:I was raised a Jehovah's Witness and during the height of the Satanic panic we heard all the usual things a nutty religion would try to scare you with, like playing a record backwards or the possibility of being infected with a mind-controlling pervert demon through your ears, from rock music.
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Jun 14, 2019 11:35
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Mr. Bones posted:"Say lads, didya hear about that Al Jolson fella what got a hogshead's worth of jism pumped from his stomach? A hogshead, I say!" new thread title right here
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Jun 14, 2019 19:04
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fakeaccount posted:new thread title right here I'll never see the commercials for boarshead the same way again
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Jun 14, 2019 19:20
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red19fire posted:When I was a kid it was Sheryl Crow. In like 1998. I remember telling someone about this legend (an adult) that it was one of the members of the New Kids in the Block. Actually, it was my mom I told. And she was like, you wouldn't be able to tell if it was sperm, it would melt in the stomach acid. And I felt stupid. (I had to look up boy bands to remember the name of the right boy band for this post) Brings me back. We had the Bloody Mary thing with the mirror and lights out and one time supposedly someone did it and ran screaming down the hallway. Also, just for added flavor, I grew up in a cult, called The Community, and the school I went to was a school of all cult teachers with some non-cult students and all the cult kids in it, called The School. But even there we had these urban legends.
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Jun 14, 2019 20:56
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In "Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65, the words "da ba dee da ba di" REALLY mean "I'll smoke weed and I'll die." Because marijuana is such a deadly drug, I guess. 
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Jun 14, 2019 20:58
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Chrs Gry posted:Mr Hudson the football coach got that huge shiner because he was loving Mrs Andrews the girls gym teacher and her husband came home early and caught them. Except that turned out to be true because he would admit to it if you asked him drat same thing happened at my high school but it was the hunky basketball coach and the hot cheerleading coach. In this version she got fired for letting the cheer team party in the hotel rooms during a competition trip.
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Jun 14, 2019 21:03
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Some girls walked into the bathroom and did the Bloody Mary ritual without realizing I was in there, they ran out screaming and now I post from beyond the grave 
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Jun 14, 2019 21:07
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coronatae posted:Some girls walked into the bathroom and did the Bloody Mary ritual without realizing I was in there, they ran out screaming and now I post from beyond the grave I hope you mean they didn't realise there was someone else in the room until they completed the ritual and then they spotted you and thought you were Bloody Mary Reminds me of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAdnXKw3pl4
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Jun 14, 2019 21:30
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Only pre-Plasma TV kids will remember this: If you touch the static electricity on a TV screen you become sterile. Obsoleting CRTs has doomed us to overpopulation.
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Jun 14, 2019 21:33
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Kazak posted:drat same thing happened at my high school but it was the hunky basketball coach and the hot cheerleading coach. In this version she got fired for letting the cheer team party in the hotel rooms during a competition trip. Same but it was 2 of 3 different cheerleading coaches at my high school, loving football players.
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Jun 14, 2019 21:36
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Mr. Bones posted:"Say lads, didya hear about that Al Jolson fella what got a hogshead's worth of jism pumped from his stomach? A hogshead, I say!" Hey what's the American equivalent to ahogshead of jizz
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Jun 14, 2019 21:42
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One popular lie that went around my middle school was one the teachers themselves spread where they told us the Native Americans were good friends with the European imperialists
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Jun 14, 2019 21:46
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Pentaro posted:Only pre-Plasma TV kids will remember this: If you touch the static electricity on a TV screen you become sterile. *Picks up an old CRT from Goodwill and full-body bear hugs it*
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Jun 14, 2019 21:55
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Pentaro posted:Only pre-Plasma TV kids will remember this: If you touch the static electricity on a TV screen you become sterile. I heard it as putting your head against it would just give you brain damage, but that's just stupid I AM STUPID
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Jun 14, 2019 21:59
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I hope you mean they didn't realise there was someone else in the room until they completed the ritual and then they spotted you and thought you were Bloody Mary Lol nope they dropped the little pocket mirror they were using and ran out screaming. I finished my business and turned the light back on.
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Jun 14, 2019 22:03
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coronatae posted:Lol nope they dropped the little pocket mirror they were using and ran out screaming. I finished my business and turned the light back on. Explains your av.
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Jun 14, 2019 22:13
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This one went beyond the usual rumor that dogged some kids for a while, and it went on for years. This kid that was in my elementary classes was universally disliked, mostly because he had the most eye-watering stench to him. He was really quiet and mostly kept to himself, so that stink was like his only known trait. He had a sibling that was equally rank and always trying to pick fights. So he was quiet, weird, reeked, seemed generally unkempt as well, and his family lived in this rundown house near the woods. So of course the legend went his family were a bunch of killers and they hunted their victims in the woods and dragged the bodies back and kept them in the house. Then in early high school, that house was on the late night news, and the blurbs were 'shocking discovery!' ...it was a goddamn house of squalor. They'd been living in a filthy, cat-filled and garbage-laden house his whole life, and that reek was cat piss seeped into every crack and crevice of the home. I had an elective with him my junior year, he was living with a relative then, and he was honestly a chill and really funny guy.
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Jun 14, 2019 22:13
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FALSE "Antarctica is the largest continent--just look at the map!" The south didn't fight the Civil War for slavery! -my 7th grade social studies teacher TRUE The 7th grade social studies teacher is having an affair with the married social studies teacher in the next classroom
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Jun 14, 2019 22:33
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Contrary to your own personal life experiences, folks, people having sex with one another does not count as an urban legend.
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Jun 14, 2019 22:36
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Big Beef City posted:Contrary to your own personal life experiences, folks, people having sex with one another does not count as an urban legend. Fine. A rumor that everyone believed. And then a group of us caught them. That was a fun year except for 9/11.
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Jun 14, 2019 22:37
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The North Tower posted:That was a fun year except for 9/11. You must have not been on SA in 2001
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Jun 14, 2019 22:49
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Mammal Sauce posted:You must have not been on SA in 2001 poo poo I goofed again: That was a fun year because of 9/11.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:33
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Kentucky Fried Chicken changed their name to KFC because the chickens they used were so heavily genetically modified that they weren't legally allowed to refer to them as 'chickens'. There's actually so many rumours surrounding KFC that they have an entire section on their website dedicated to dispelling them. https://chickenchattin.kfc.com/category/rumors/
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Jun 14, 2019 23:35
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I think McDonald's has one too, but we all know they buy their rat meat from a company NAMED 100% Pure Beef
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Jun 15, 2019 00:03
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Just remembered one: Made in USA meant made in a town in China they renamed to Usa.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:29
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Devils Affricate posted:That's pretty mature of them tbh. In my school we just said it made your balls smaller. We had the sperm rumor in 5th grade and everyone stopped drinking surge cause apparently we were all ready to knock a whole lotta bitches up
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Jun 15, 2019 00:48
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Mr. Bones posted:Kentucky Fried Chicken changed their name to KFC because the chickens they used were so heavily genetically modified that they weren't legally allowed to refer to them as 'chickens'. My cousin believed until his early 20s that Taco Bell put laxatives in their beef so people would come back for more food quicker, cause I know I’m super in the mood for more fast food immediately after I blow it out of my rear end like an IED
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Jun 15, 2019 00:50
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vyst posted:Hey what's the American equivalent to ahogshead of jizz 63 gallons!
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Jun 15, 2019 02:01
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If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer and/or AIDS.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:13
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Aesop Poprock posted:My cousin believed until his early 20s that Taco Bell put laxatives in their beef so people would come back for more food quicker, cause I know I’m super in the mood for more fast food immediately after I blow it out of my rear end like an IED Lmao
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Jake Mustache posted:If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer and/or AIDS. On a similar note, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger that means you're gay.
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