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Mr. Bones posted:On a similar note, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger that means you're gay. And a gay dude with a longer ring finger I remember trying to scrunch it back when dudes would compare hands for this so people wouldn’t see my “tell” Outed by my Fag Finger
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vyst posted:Hey what's the American equivalent to ahogshead of jizz We don't have sex with pigs in America, David Cameron.
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Mr. Bones posted:On a similar note, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger that means you're gay. I was told it meant you were descended from royalty or inbred (but I repeat myself)
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My middle school didn't teally have much in the way of urban legends. Might have something to do with being a low class Brooklyn school.
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There was a movie called 'Gay People Say No' and if you hadn't seen it that meant you were gay. Nobody could tell you what it was about or who was in it, but nobody would dare admit that they hadn't seen it. I've looked on IMDB and a few other sites but I've never managed to find even the tiniest scrap of information about it.
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Mr. Bones posted:On a similar note, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger that means you're gay. sort of true but only for women
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Years ago, this dude called Dr. Crowe or Dr. Krane adopted a bunch of orphans with too much fluid in their brains. He experimented on them until the kids escaped and burned down his house. Now, they live in the woods around the school and come out at night looking for kids to eat. There was a guy who survived 9/11 by jumping between falling debris like Wiley Coyote. Also, if you looked at the smoke from the towers, you could see Satan's face. Sister Mary Grace can skateboard and if you stay late enough after school you can see her doing cool stunts on the playground. Jake Mustache posted:If your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer and/or AIDS. We had this but the idea was to get someone to lift their hand to their face so you could then smack it, causing them to hit themselves.
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Mr. Bones posted:On a similar note, if your ring finger is longer than your index finger that means you're gay. i'm pretty sure it's the other way around
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In middle school the janitor told us that the school hotdogs contained something called erythorbate. He pronounced it (earth o bate ) He said it was a fancy name the food company used for ground up earth worms so people would still eat the hotdogs. Later one of my friends found a nutrition label from the hotdogs that listed erythorbate as an ingredient. We spread that legend for years before we found out erythorbate was really just a salt based preservative.
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QuoProQuid posted:We had this but the idea was to get someone to lift their hand to their face so you could then smack it, causing them to hit themselves. 
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pseudanonymous posted:I remember telling someone about this legend (an adult) that it was one of the members of the New Kids in the Block. Actually, it was my mom I told. And she was like, you wouldn't be able to tell if it was sperm, it would melt in the stomach acid. And I felt stupid. So your mom was a bit of an expert on stomach pumpings to remove sperm. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Jun 15, 2019 |
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QuoProQuid posted:Years ago, this dude called Dr. Crowe or Dr. Krane adopted a bunch of orphans with too much fluid in their brains. He experimented on them until the kids escaped and burned down his house. Now, they live in the woods around the school and come out at night looking for kids to eat. We had melonheads too but they were refugees from an insane asylum fire and now they live in the woods and eat people
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BigBadSteve posted:So your mom was a bit of an expert on stomach pumpings to remove sperm. Or just not dumb as poo poo.
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"You're really smart, you're going to be my boss some day!"
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-Lil Kim had her stomach pumped at Freaknik because she had so much semen in her stomach. -If a car passes you with its lights off and you flash your lights at them, they will track you down and murder you because that's how you join a gang. -People are putting needles with AIDS blood on them on gas pumps. -If your hand is bigger than your face, you have AIDS. Sidenote: As a teacher, I once accidentally convinced a class of my students that vampires were real. I totally forgot the entire conversation and wasn't reminded until a month later when I was called to the office because two students were almost hit by car trying to run home before the vampires came out.
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that’s just being a good citizen and warning students about the dangers of vampires
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You'll note that said kids did not turn into vampires
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Man those are some dumb kids.
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Middle school students are, on a whole, stupid. They mean well, but anything slightly fictional, they always ask if it's real or not. When we read Harrison Bergeron, they thought it was real and we had to discuss what a dystopian society was. We had to have an intervention due to a student thinking he was going to be drafted into the Hunger Games. I don't think kids these days are any different or worse than previous generations, but, man, the internet has screwed up their "could that be real" radar. None of my student have become vampires though, so....
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HouseOfLeaves99 posted:-Lil Kim had her stomach pumped at Freaknik because she had so much semen in her stomach. Yeah it’s true if you swallow over 15 loads you have to get you’re stomach pumped. This kids mom was a nurse she knew all about that poo poo. So always be sure just to tell the EMT you only sucked 14 dicks and have a glass of beefeater and a tic tac. 
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another gay hand test was the one where they ask you to look at your nails; if you curled your fingers and looked at them you were Not Gay and if you spread your fingers out you were
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If you've ever touched your dick you're gay
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:another gay hand test was the one where they ask you to look at your nails; if you curled your fingers and looked at them you were Not Gay and if you spread your fingers out you were I like that one.
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bad posts ahead!!! posted:another gay hand test was the one where they ask you to look at your nails; if you curled your fingers and looked at them you were Not Gay and if you spread your fingers out you were Didn't this show up in Gigli?
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Antivehicular posted:Didn't this show up in Gigli? Seinfeld, I think.
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Neurion posted:Seinfeld, I think. It was in American Dad too.
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What episodes because I definitely don't remember this
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Murphy Brown also had an ep where they tried to figure out if a new talking head was gay. One of the tests was which way you looked at the soles of your shoes for something you stepped on. They all had a theory and they all tried theirs on him at the same time, and he did them all "both ways," or in some way that they couldn't tell. Then he said on his way out of the office, "By the way, yes, I'm gay."
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doctorfrog posted:Murphy Brown also had an ep where they tried to figure out if a new talking head was gay. One of the tests was which way you looked at the soles of your shoes for something you stepped on. They all had a theory and they all tried theirs on him at the same time, and he did them all "both ways," or in some way that they couldn't tell. It's funny I remember when that show was like a big deal and so topical. And now it's basically just sunk under the waves.
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Milo and POTUS posted:What episodes because I definitely don't remember this *slams an episode of American Dad in your face*
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doctorfrog posted:Just remembered one: Made in USA meant made in a town in China they renamed to Usa. My Dad was a Navy pilot in WWII. He said the same thing, only it was Japan instead. Gives you an idea of how long these last. I was in HS in the late 70s. We had a History teacher with long, dark hair who gave guitar lessons. He was often replaced by substitute teachers. His name? Mr T. Nugent. ETA: One night, many years later, the genuine, real, bone fide Mr Ted Nugent was answering questions people called in to a local radio show where he was the guest of honor. I didn't call in, and apparently none of my classmates did either. We Wanted to Believe. Khazar-khum fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Jun 16, 2019 |
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Gwen Stefani, Jewell, Alanis Morisette, Fiona Apple and others all had to have gallons of semen pumped from their stomachs Those gallons were donated to Rod Stewart. God Bless. Milo and POTUS posted:If you've ever touched your dick you're gay I knew it Sweaty IT Nerd fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Jun 16, 2019 |
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:shakes each of your hands: HAH! Your left hand squeezed harder so that's the one you jack off with!  lol dumb boys.:asks girl to place both arms straight out: HAH! This arm is longer that's the one you finger yourself with *gets pulled into office when girl runs off crying*
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Yo i heard Denisse Gonzalez got boob implants last summer because she went to a pool party and the tissues she was using all melted and then her top came off and she ran away and left the top and they thought she was a boy. No you dumb gently caress, Denisse totally sucked 7 dicks over summer this guy on the football team at Awesome High showed me her bra  Ugggghhhh you guys are so dumb Denisse is like the anal queen and she's dating some college guys  *Denisse sits in library doing homework* God drat i hate having boobs FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jun 16, 2019 |
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I wonder if you can tell a persons age based on who they heard got their stomach pumped. My age is "Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera"
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counterfeitsaint posted:I wonder if you can tell a persons age based on who they heard got their stomach pumped. My age is "Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera" 47?
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counterfeitsaint posted:I wonder if you can tell a persons age based on who they heard got their stomach pumped. My age is "Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera" Guessing you're early 30s? Me too!
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The rumor was the OP got a whole gallon of semen pumped, but that one's actually true.
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Middle School standard 'seeds in weed/yellow dye in sodas' mess with you balls stuff. Normal 'acid stays in your spine forever' etc. The running rumor was the principle and his secretary were loving but no one really thought that was going on. Several years later, there was a divorce and yeah they totally were.
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Arrhythmia posted:The rumor was the OP got a whole gallon of semen pumped, but that one's actually true. Pumped IN
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