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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Chinatown, forums slow

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Help

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
It's the search indexing catching up, it shouldn't stay this way for much longer. Sorry!

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Its 2019, no one knows what a forum is anymore, for all anyone knows they just go this slow normally.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

immortalyawn posted:

Its 2019, no one knows what a forum is anymore, for all anyone knows they just go this slow normally.
I think most people here are aware of the giant wad of straw and Band-Aids they're posting on.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Thank you Lowtax for help

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Lowtax posted:

It's the search indexing catching up, it shouldn't stay this way for much longer. Sorry!

May Jesus bless the search indexing.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I think it's because of that thread where people made fun of how the future of government is to be ruled by AI and now the AIs are mad.

This website served its purpose (caused 4chan and 4chan caused trump or whatever that one book said), and now we're a loose end.

Blurry Gray Thing fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Jun 13, 2019

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Fun fact, lowtax tore out his own spine and that very spine is what we're posting on

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Get posts flowing into my core now !

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

3.6 minutes load time. Not great, not terrible.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC_7HETVQn0

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The forums appear to be less slow

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The forums appear to be less slow

Three cheers for the forums whisperer!

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The forums appear to be less slow

This man is delusional.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Wow, the forums are actually going, twice, possibly thrice as fast as usual.

Incredible.

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
Are your forums running?

You better go catch them!

Anton Chigurh
Mar 18, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Yep, the forums are still slow.

(and dead, and gay)

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I think they are faster now

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Forums slow so what

Stanky Bean
Dec 30, 2004

Just slap on a few more wads of chewed gum and some shoestrings and she'll be right as rain!

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
cmon put the SA support robot on. love that guy.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Someone fart on the server to warm it up

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Love the link to Lowtax's banned twitter account in the error message

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

I'm glad the indexing's being fixed.

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
forums support bot got the hamster in its hole

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

The forums appear to be less slow

Tiger Mafia:
"They post slow...
because they think slow."

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Good morning I'd like to report that in fact I am still incredibly slow

TheMaskedUgly
Sep 21, 2008

Let's play a different game.
Dude, you can't say that it's not pc


Forums are special right now

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Did anyone get this when they tried opening the link?

Is Rich Lowtax Kyanka a badboy of twitter?

Minorkos
Feb 20, 2010

sweet thursday posted:

Did anyone get this when they tried opening the link?

Is Rich Lowtax Kyanka a badboy of twitter?

The "forums are down" page has been linking to lowtax's dead twitter account for like a year now

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

i woke up early this morning in a fit of diarrhea and tried to read the forums in the bathrrom but the forums were slow!! the poo poo however was fast and loose and nowI'm posting!!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Whenever the forums do this I go out to my SA flag on the flag pole in my front yard and prepare to lower it. In a box buried at the base is a razor and a match and a pistol with one bullet. I steady myself and hit F5 until I know what to do next

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I;m thinking about thos posts

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Chomp8645 posted:

I;m thinking about thos posts

Doobie's Posthouse
Bandwidth.. piled HIGH!!

hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something
Why did lowtax get banned? Did he offer Twitter $10 to fix it?

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Maybe in this day and age of microwave burritos and self driving ubers we can just slow down for a bit and appreciate the good things in life. Thank you, forums, for giving us this opportunity

Gnarly Sheen
Jun 25, 2015

I'm ITT

The Management posted:

Maybe in this day and age of microwave burritos and self driving ubers we can just slow down for a bit and appreciate the good things in life. Thank you, forums, for giving us this opportunity

Amen

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bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




hayden. posted:

Why did lowtax get banned? Did he offer Twitter $10 to fix it?

He was rude to a Nazi, which is a permaban offence on Twitter

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