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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

colachute posted:

hi op is your name "Forums"

lol hope no one else has made this joke yet

Reporting.

*Scribbles on complaint form, folds, places in envelop, grabs wax, drips onto envelop, presses seal on wax, allows it to dry, walks four blocks to mail box, drops in.*

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Reporting.

*Scribbles on complaint form, folds, places in envelop, grabs wax, drips onto envelop, presses seal on wax, allows it to dry, walks four blocks to mail box, drops in.*

6 to 8 weeks later, in a run-down office "'Other user made fun of me'? What the hell is this crap?!" *crumples note and banks it off wall into 'Completed' bin*

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
This is affecting production!

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

*walks in holding a big wrench covered in peanut butter* Hey guys, just got back from the server room

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Gotta love how lowtax announces it's fixed and then instead gets 10x worse

PinkSox
Dec 27, 2003
I BUY BIG RED TITLES FOR MY FRIENDS

bradzilla posted:

Gotta love how lowtax announces it's fixed and then instead gets 10x worse

Computers are hard man. I work at a web hosting company and the dumbest poo poo happens constantly. I cannot imagine having to deal with the bailing wire and sacks of mashed potatoes that hold this forum together.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

i can feel myself getting older trying to load pages

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

'tax tried handing the forums db over to the Feds and dropped it.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
G ys it l oks li e le te s are es api g

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
using all my mystical powers to protect the forums from dark psychic energies

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
moon dips below, sun
rises, blazing, day once more.
but forums still slow

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





My morning shitpost is just as vital as my morning coffee.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Want a search index that's not the digital equivalent of Groverhaus.

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at 13:27 on Aug 8, 2019

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

If this keeps up I'm going to have to actually work at work.

Unconscionable!

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




I've resorted to reading twitter and facebook today this is awful

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
lowtax

it is time to move to discord

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
is it working? I think its workign now.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

The Walrus posted:

is it working? I think its workign now.

you fool!

you've surely jinxed it.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
im not a fool don't be mean :(

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
aint slow no mo :colbert:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Forums not slow!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Forums fast

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

big nipples big life posted:

If this keeps up I'm going to have to actually work at work.

I had to start talking to people!


(I didn't really. I sat staring at the screen and hammering F5 mournfully)

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Burt Sexual posted:

Forums fast

forums slow

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Forums still kind of slow but better than before.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

forums sometimes fast and sometimes dead

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
slow post
take it easy

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
Vroom vroom we back baby!

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Time to let the posts flow :chord:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Thank god, I was dreading another night of having to talk to the wife and kids.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
If the forums are fixed why does it take me so long to understand the emotions other people are feeling?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Here is your chance to thank Radium for totally loving up the forums code many years ago.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I discovered Godlike Productions
Laters kiddos

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Personally I liked it better when the forums were slow. Now you can just click on a thread and instantly read posts, where's the fun in that?

The slow forums gave you that Christmas-like anticipation as you waited for a page to load, like slowly unwrapping a present. Sometimes you finally open it and there's nothing inside, or maybe a piece of poop. Other times it's a really nice gift. But in the end, it's the anticipation that makes it worthwhile!

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



This never would have happened if forums down girl was on the job

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

i love my fast gay forums.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
cool breeze wafts peach scent
dolphins splash and play, rejoice
forums are fast now

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

https://forums.somethingawful.com/announcement.php?forumid=1

I knew Lowtax was out buying duct tape...

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