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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

The Protagonist posted:

:hmmyes:

e; free moridin

Gonna have to pass I dont get paid til next week

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Drint Blasters
Jul 1, 2007

Man I really wanna watch Speed again

CANS! THEY'RE JUST CANS!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Drint Blasters posted:

Man I really wanna watch Speed again

CANS! THEY'RE JUST CANS!

nice post/av combo

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



sweet thursday posted:

Gonna have to pass I dont get paid til next week

He said it's free, what are you, some kinda square??

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Captain Hygiene posted:

Personally I liked it better when the forums were slow. Now you can just click on a thread and instantly read posts, where's the fun in that?

The slow forums gave you that Christmas-like anticipation as you waited for a page to load, like slowly unwrapping a present. Sometimes you finally open it and there's nothing inside, or maybe a piece of poop. Other times it's a really nice gift. But in the end, it's the anticipation that makes it worthwhile!

It did remind me a bit of the old modem times.

Click open half a dozen threads in a new window each and walk away and do something else.
Come back and tab through each window, refreshing the ones that timed out.
Read the threads that did managed to load.
Hopefully after you close all the threads that did load, the other ones will have loaded.
Repeat.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Captain Hygiene posted:

He said it's free, what are you, some kinda square??

Still got feed it and get its shots.

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

The Protagonist posted:

:hmmyes:

e; free moridin

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



forums fast, so what

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Also heads up, we're trying our new, experimental way of re-indexing the forums tonight / very early tomorrow morning. This could result in slow load times, 504s, timeouts, the deletion of the entire forum, access to other users' credit card info, becoming a real jackass like Jeff Fahey in The Lawnmower Man, wizard issues and more. So don't say I didn't warn you.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Spoiler: someone is gonna get mad and say they weren't warned.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Probably a wizard or Jeff Fahey.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Lt, we cant handle anything faster. Trust me on this.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Lowtax posted:

Also heads up, we're trying our new, experimental way of re-indexing the forums tonight / very early tomorrow morning

is this really necessary? things seem fine (now)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The Protagonist posted:

is this really necessary? things seem fine (now)

You haven’t posted since July 28th, right? In our dreams...

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

The forums are so fast right now that it’s probably already tomorrow

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Lowtax posted:

Also heads up, we're trying our new, experimental way of re-indexing the forums tonight / very early tomorrow morning. This could result in slow load times, 504s, timeouts, the deletion of the entire forum, access to other users' credit card info, becoming a real jackass like Jeff Fahey in The Lawnmower Man, wizard issues and more. So don't say I didn't warn you.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lowtax posted:

Also heads up, we're trying our new, experimental way of re-indexing the forums tonight / very early tomorrow morning. This could result in slow load times, 504s, timeouts, the deletion of the entire forum, access to other users' credit card info, becoming a real jackass like Jeff Fahey in The Lawnmower Man, wizard issues and more. So don't say I didn't warn you.

A post lost in time

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
careful Lowtax!


https://i.imgur.com/b0axEdD.mp4

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Burt Sexual posted:

You haven’t posted since July 28th, right? In our dreams...

Who needs up-to-date posting history? Pervs and creeps that's who

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Don't make the forums too fast Lowtax or they will run faster than we can post

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
God bless this mess

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



"You don't have to be crazy to post here...but it helps!"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
eat rear end

forums fast

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Is it perpetual rear end eating that makes the forums fast?

Lowtax, do you have a human centipede in your basement?

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Lowtax posted:

Also heads up, we're trying our new, experimental way of re-indexing the forums tonight / very early tomorrow morning. This could result in slow load times, 504s, timeouts, the deletion of the entire forum, access to other users' credit card info, becoming a real jackass like Jeff Fahey in The Lawnmower Man, wizard issues and more. So don't say I didn't warn you.

plz not wizard issues jfc

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


You must always use the software installation wizard you fool!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Forums as fast when aatrek heard Picard had turned into a child and was stuck in a turbolift

warp loving nine in a jeffries tube

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Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
forums faster than two jiggles of a jackrabbit's rear end

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