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Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Quick, what's everyone getting their dads? Because I have no clue and I may need to steal your gift ideas.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm getting my dad your dad.

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
My burning hatred. Or a Lowe’s gift card.

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Probably a baseball cap with something stitched on the front, dads love free hats

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

A phone call

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm getting my dad your dad.

Well that would keep him busy...

Look guys i dont care about your drat issues with your dads please just post serious gift ideas only itt thank you.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
I commuted my Father's Day present to August, which is "watch the kids so I can play WoW Classic."



*sigh*

My name is Tinfoil and I have a problem.

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Some cashews, and maybe some candied cashews.

Super Nintendo 64
Feb 18, 2012

Home Improvement season 1 on 8-track

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Tyvek wallet with a bunch of useful stuff printed on it like a ruler and "im gay"

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
bucket of my cum to prove how virile a son he raised

Just Chamber
Feb 10, 2014

WE MUST RETURN TO THE DANCE! THE NIGHT IS OURS!

Xaintrailles posted:

Tyvek wallet with a bunch of useful stuff printed on it like a ruler and "im gay"

These look pretty sweet and I might get one for myself, he just got a new wallet recently though so no dice for him.

Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

bucket of my cum to prove how virile a son he raised

I feel like that's more appropriate for a woman you're trying to seduce

Just Chamber fucked around with this message at 11:16 on Jun 14, 2019

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Just Chamber posted:

I feel like that's more appropriate for a woman you're trying to seduce

dude, don't be fuckin gross

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The Best Of Food Fighters double CD.

Block mounted Reservoir Dogs poster

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Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Probably send him a text or something

CountryMatters
Apr 8, 2009

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Big SD card. He uses a lot of cameras and computer stuff so it's always useful to have a big memory card, can't really go wrong

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm getting my dad your dad.

Dads're gay, so what?

I'm buying him 10 pints and a kebab.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Nothing. I am dadless (without dad).

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude

Chrs Gry posted:

Probably send him a text or something
Same. I sure hope it satiates his craving for Hallmark moments

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Assjob

Honky Mao
Dec 26, 2012

Time for his annual milking so he doesn't become too aggressive

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Just Chamber posted:

These look pretty sweet and I might get one for myself, he just got a new wallet recently though so no dice for him

Bear in mind that they last forever but look like a crumpled piece of poo poo after a couple of years.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
A bouquet of flowers and a nice card.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'm your daddy and what I'm getting is REAL beefy. Bitch.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Really though for my actual dad, he likes going to the gigantic, I mean, like internationally known gently caress off huge air show in Oshkosh every year and likes reading modern history stuff as well as finding out his local roots and history and things and likes to tell me stories about my home town and all that. All of these are relatively new things for him that he took up as he's gotten older. Dad stuff.

So, one day while I was looking through some local papers on things I found out that there's a guy from the tiny little town that I went to HS in, right by where we owned a house out in the country when I was a kid, that was a gunner on a B-24 Liberator bomber that got shot down over some Czech village. This guy's flight happened to crash near the village and the village to this day holds a remembrance ceremony for the crew and has a memorial for them, and the flight is apparently pretty famous, and had a book published about it. So I found a copy of the book, which is kinda hard to find, found some paperwork on the local guy, and found out where he's buried in the little town real close to my folks and put together a package for my dad to check it out since it hits a lot of the stuff he's into.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Chrs Gry posted:

Probably send him a text or something

:hmmyes:

Altair400
Apr 16, 2019

I CASTS THE SPELLS THAT MAKES THE PEOPLES FALL DOWN!
A box season of The Big Bang Theory.

I hate that loving show.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
I used to get my dad books or CDs but now he listens and reads everything digitally so I never know what to get. Probably a gift certificate to a restaurant or some poo poo

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



my dad is dead op

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Owlbear Camus posted:

my dad is dead op

So flowers, then?

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Just Chamber posted:

Quick, what's everyone getting their dads? Because I have no clue and I may need to steal your gift ideas.

I'm getting him Jack and poo poo since he's dust in the wind, literally.

What are YOU getting ME you petulant child? Did you even clean your room yet? Goddamn it, boy, this is why your mother left us.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
$20 donation in his name to Doctors without Condoms

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Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I'm giving my dad a piece of my mind.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
He is adept to mobile texting. No beef jerky this time, Dad!

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

Big Beef City posted:

So flowers, then?

What if he's cremated and scattered by the winds? A little bit of dad for everyone.

Bedevere
Jun 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
I found my biological dad this year so I'm kind of stoked about fathers day for once. He's just getting a phone call though. That's 100% more than before....

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
My dad is a racist, sexist, homophobe, MAga turnip lover. So nothing.

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

Big Beef City posted:

So flowers, then?

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

hooking up pops with a fresh new pair of 407s and a propane tank refill

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
gonna do some grillin and help him move some heavy things

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