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Bust Rodd posted:A client left me a sizeable cash tip and also a gift card for this giant restaurant conglomerate. The only chain within driving distance is the Olive Garden. You got paid cash by a john and now you're going to go eat alone at Olive Garden? Cap this bad boy off with a roll on over to the discount movie theater and you can make it a hell of a Friday
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Bust Rodd posted:My friends were hanging out all week, that’s why I need me time. Gonna do steak Gorgonzola Alfredo because that sounds inauthentically Italian. I'm sorry my Canadian girlfriend was telling me something and I missed this. What?
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Jun 14, 2019 23:45
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hayden. posted:Use it to buy drinks for strangers then go up to them and yell things like "al dente!" and "fettuccine!" in your most comical italian accent Go to a costume store. Get a Mario Bros set. Dress as Luigi. Tell people you no see-a you brother for a long time, but he love the Italian food, so maybe you-a waita here fora leetle beet. Maybe you have a glassa vino anda you wait. Wherea could he be, ay? Hangin arounda them pipes anda takin them mushrooms all day... And just get progressively louder, weirder and grosser as you get drunker and load up on bread sticks 'just like mama used to make'
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Jun 15, 2019 00:01
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SilvergunSuperman posted:I tried buying a pizza scented tshirt but the fuckers wouldn't ship it to canada For $5 less than whatever the shirt cost you I'll teach you how to make your own. PM me.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:19
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Bust Rodd posted:Got a little steak and some Alfredo, it came with zuchini and I had a raspberry lemonade. Well, I know your time is extremely valuable, as demonstrated by this thread, so I know it's selfish to ask you to write more about it. I'm glad you definitely didn't here in your follow up post telling us what it was like.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:16
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Moridin920 posted:Actually I change my answer to just get some bread sticks and leave the rest of the balance on the card as a tip. I don't even think they can cash out the balance AS a tip. In which case you're telling your waiter "Here, eat some of the same poo poo you slop out of buckets all day every day" as a "tip". Good times.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:27
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Bust Rodd posted:I always look like the opposite of their ex-husbands. Eating alone at an olive garden on Friday nights?
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Jun 15, 2019 23:39
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