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He looks kinda down in the dumps. So I borrowed a few pills of Lexapro, and I was thinking of crushing them and putting them in his water fountain. How can I know if he's getting the right dosage? How can I know if he's gonna be drinking enough SSRI-laced water?
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Give them to a mouse and let him hunt.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:46
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Not recklessly.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:47
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You should be less of a disappointment to your cat. 
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Jun 14, 2019 23:49
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Dressed like a clown.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:49
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OP I cannot condone you abusing your cat in this way. With this said, you have opened my mind to a world in which Garfield is in love with pharmaceuticals instead of lasagna and this is really an untapped well of comedy if you think about it.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:50
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My friend's cat was prescribed Paxil to see if it helped him stop pissing all over the place. It did.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:51
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It's not, really.
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Jun 14, 2019 23:51
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Just now I remembered that I forgot to wash my hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW5_ZUFaKEw You have a cat!?
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Jun 14, 2019 23:51
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Gay Weed Dad posted:OP I cannot condone you abusing your cat in this way. With this said, you have opened my mind to a world in which Garfield is in love with pharmaceuticals instead of lasagna and this is really an untapped well of comedy if you think about it. Garfield Minus Jon
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Jun 14, 2019 23:52
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*I swing a pickaxe into a rock, Garfield making Odie suck cock for Xanax sprays forth in a frothy foam* God bless OP, please leave your cat alone!
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Jun 14, 2019 23:55
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suppository
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Jun 14, 2019 23:57
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to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts
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those anti-anxiety pheromone collars work p well and they smell like lavender which makes your cat a walking air freshener
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Jun 14, 2019 23:59
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get a stick and tie some string to it, and tie a feather to the end of the string, OP. occasionally dangle it in front of the cat for a few minutes a day. your cat will not be depressed anymore but if this is too much to ask then I don't know what to say.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:01
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You can have a pharmacy compound it in to a creme you can rub creepily into the skin of your cat's ears. And jack off with, idk, it's your life not mine.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:03
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Get another cat. They're better off in pairs.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:04
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lol if you posted:those anti-anxiety pheromone collars work p well and they smell like lavender which makes your cat a walking air freshener He's depressed, not anxious.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:12
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All the answers you seek can be found in your username.
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Jun 15, 2019 00:16
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rear end posted:He's depressed, not anxious. how can one tell the difference? Asking for my cat
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Jun 15, 2019 00:22
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:how can one tell the difference? Asking for my cat He'd be anxious if he wasn't depressed about the OP not giving him the one thing they both know he wants
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Jun 15, 2019 00:23
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Big Beef City posted:He'd be anxious if he wasn't depressed about the OP not giving him the one thing they both know he wants understood
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Jun 15, 2019 00:25
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rear end posted:He's depressed, not anxious. He just tryin' to kill his cat!!
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Jun 15, 2019 00:46
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 He seems to be enjoying my hair tie, although I think that won't cure his depression on the long term. Perhaps an SNRI, such as Effexor, might be a good as an adjunct?
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Jun 15, 2019 00:50
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hmm well with dogs you wrap it peanut butter so maybe crush some up and put in tuna. cats are smarter tho and might catch on to your tricks
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Jun 15, 2019 00:51
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poo poo they got shrooms, lsd and acid on test runs for depression. idk whats safe for cats vs humans but i heard ketamine also works.
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:poo poo they got shrooms, lsd and acid on test runs for depression. idk whats safe for cats vs humans but i heard ketamine also works. My cat's already depressed. Don't want him to become a drug addict too.
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hotbox your cat
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Jun 15, 2019 00:52
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You don't need any drugs the corrupt medical community wants to push on your poor cat. Just roll some  in a joint, put on some chill music and let your cat's depression dissipate.
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Don't do this unless a vet prescribed it. Not a good idea. Lexapro has a withdraw effect. Split pills using a pill cutter. Insert pills into empty capsules, you can buy them online. Get behind the cat and put the capsule into the back of his mouth. Hold his head up and stroke his neck to encourage him to swallow. Use a disposable transfer pipette filled with water and squirt it into his mouth afterwards. Otherwise, the pill will spend too much time in the esophagus. It's been shown that pills can still be in the esophagus 40 minutes after dosing if water isn't used. Again, don't give your cat meds unless prescribed by a vet. Finally, if it's generic Lexapro, it's been shown to be less effective than name brand (Forest Labs) due to absorption issues from the cheaper excipients used. Unfortunately the FDA didn't reverse its generic approval of Lexapro like they did with Wellbutrin.
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Jun 15, 2019 01:11
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Yes you should
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Jun 15, 2019 02:38
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Wait do you just have one cat? Adopt another pet doofus, he's lonely AF.
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Jun 15, 2019 02:43
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But doctor I am goon cat
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Jun 15, 2019 02:45
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Wait do you just have one cat? That sounds like the worst advice ever.
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rear end posted:That sounds like the worst advice ever. It's highly recommended to get cats in pairs for that exact reason. It's trickier once they're older but still usually doable. Whatever, sounds like your cat is doomed to a life of forced medication instead of a pal, poor bastard.
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Jun 15, 2019 03:06
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He thinks you hate him because you force him to wear that bow tie. Do you hate your cat, op?
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Jun 15, 2019 03:15
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Xaintrailles posted:Give them to a mouse and let him hunt. Don't cats like to chase? Wouldn't the mouse in question just be on its rear end thinking about life and poo poo?
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Jun 15, 2019 04:04
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Telebite posted:Don't do this unless a vet prescribed it. Not a good idea. Lexapro has a withdraw effect. Best post in thread
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Jun 15, 2019 04:05
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just order some of those grey market benzos
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Telebite posted:Don't do this unless a vet prescribed it. Not a good idea. Lexapro has a withdraw effect. I feel like doing metal gear solid takedowns on your cat all the time would definitely make it's anxiety worse.
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