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Temaukel posted:Is that a reefer. It was supposed to be a hand but this is what happens when I touch MS paint Don't ever let me draw
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A very strong contender enters the ring... E it’s being blocked by safari wtf. I have not content blockers on. I mean this is SA
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Make him film himself heckling the Newgrounds employees ad they walk to/from their cars from work. Even better if he heckles them by chanting about how SA is so much better than Newgrounds. Give him like 2 weeks to do it because life is already hard enough. If you want to jazz it up, make him wear a “the Internet makes you stupid” shirt or something.
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What's going on ITT it's stickied but I don't understand ): (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Nooner posted:What's going on ITT it's stickied but I don't understand ): How fast can you read a 4 page thread before I probate you?
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Burt Sexual posted:How fast can you read a 4 page thread before I probate you? *In extremely Chris Crocker voice* leave Nooner alone, leave him alone
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Jun 20, 2019 04:14
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Op should run into Newgrounds headquarters nude with just FARK.COM written in large letters across their rear end, shaking their dick and making turkey noises. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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 Mumpy Puffinz mod challenge You must go to the Newgrounds office sometime this weekend during daytime. Record a video with your phone while you are standing outside the office. Every time any person walks by you have to ask them "Could you film me standing in front of the Newgrounds office?" and hand them your phone. Then stand against the building and let them film you waving at the camera. You must do this for 20 minutes and you must upload the full unedited 20 minute video to youtube and post the link here. The video must include at least 1 person recording you and the video should be narrated the whole time. If you fail to do this you will given a ban + a 30 day probation.
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Schweinhund posted:
I'm almost tempted to say that if Mumpy succeeds, you get the penalty...
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lmao the flash school shooter game owned. so did the alien invasion one and the stick figure battle ones
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Kak posted:if newgrounds was a person it would be a 15 year old kid with a bowl cut, jncos and a chain wallet and a dried up Zippo that he keeps flicking open for the sound
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Jun 20, 2019 08:52
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for a severe request, the penalty to the requester should be severe. so spaketh the code of hammurabi
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Good Ol Filbert posted:and a dried up Zippo that he keeps flicking open for the sound A butterfly knife in the back pocket he shows off but doesn't know any tricks for because he doesn't want to cut himself
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Jun 20, 2019 10:57
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Mumpy do you have the skills to make a game?
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Jun 20, 2019 11:26
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This crime is so egregious, I think we need a PowerPoint presentation.
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Jun 20, 2019 11:39
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You gotta take a picture with them and treat them to a nice lunch or else
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:This crime is so egregious, I think we need a PowerPoint presentation. Tell us more.
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Shinjobi posted:
Was expecting the goatman. I am vastly disappointed.
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Mumpy you coward go to newgrounds
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Just go down to the office and offer them some beer courtesy of the somethingawful goons before you get brutally owned and scarred for life as a result of some arbitrary challenge people come up with, you doofus
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Zidrooner posted:Just go down to the office and offer them some beer courtesy of the somethingawful goons before you get brutally owned and scarred for life as a result of some arbitrary challenge people come up with, you doofus
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You gotta take a picture with them and treat them to a nice lunch or else I like this one.
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Jun 20, 2019 20:28
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Show up with a six-pack of mike's hard lemonade and condoms and tell them you're looking for Beth, make sure you loudly proclaim she is at least 18 before anyone asks
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Something tells me they don't have a receptionist. (323 Glenside Ave, inside that building.)  Not having an office actually makes SA look better in comparison after seeing that place. 
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dude if you brought them some beer on behalf of another og internet site they might think you are crazy but if its enough good beer they will probably humor you dont do this to yourself man
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What if this thread figures out the OP's address and then convinces Newgrounds to visit his home office? What then? 
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Pound on their door shouting "Where's my money, Newgrounds?!" If they answer, walk into the doorway, turn towards the door, resume pounding on it and shouting "WHERE'S MY MONEY, NEWGROUNDS?!"
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Get into a deep, detailed, and unyielding argument about why they should no longer be called Newgrounds because they are no longer "new". The words "Well, actually..." should be spoken multiple times.
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Jun 20, 2019 23:44
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Find out who carries their printers
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Labes for days posted:I’m gonna be honest, I’m surprised Newgrounds still exists. 
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:"I really liked the stick figure fights you hosted on your site" omg same, BIG same
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Dick Bastardly posted:omg same, BIG same I just realized how enthused I got about this and am now worried I may be a sociopath
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:anyone want me to say something to the creator of newgrounds leave it here Tell him RedMongoose says 'Hi.' and when he says 'Who?' say 'That one obnoxious blonde kid.'
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Damo posted:taint of love
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Schweinhund posted:
Wow you are loving weird
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Sundae posted:Something tells me they don't have a receptionist. (323 Glenside Ave, inside that building.) That computer on the left is the newgrounds server.
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Shinjobi posted:Mumpy Puffinz, you have been selected for a most righteous quest! Do all of this, but constantly and enthusiastically refer to them as Newsgrounds. Bonus points if you can write it down in front of them somewhere. Hell, have a presentation prepared on a flipboard in case for some godforsaken reason they actually let you into the building.
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Tell them you will pay top dollar for a sneak peak at their latest anime porn.
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Dell_Zincht posted:Do all of this, but constantly and enthusiastically refer to them as Newsgrounds. Bonus points if you can write it down in front of them somewhere. Hell, have a presentation prepared on a flipboard in case for some godforsaken reason they actually let you into the building. Approved
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