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Do it ironically posted:All I’m saying is how many bear skeletons do you come across in the wild? Not many if any and the squatch are SMARTER than bear, quite a bit actually Wait a minute are you saying squatch eat bear bones? 
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They eat bears, bones and hair and all
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Mar 28, 2021 21:26
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Wait a minute are you saying squatch eat bear bones? Of course!
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Mar 28, 2021 22:44
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Reckon the only thing a squatch eats with more gusto than bear is the musky hindquarters of another squatch.
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Mar 28, 2021 23:13
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I thought they just ate berries and chickens and stuff jfc. 
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This is why we always shave each other down until we all are baby soft and then massage each other in baby oil. Don't want a squatch mistaking you for a bear.
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Mar 29, 2021 01:27
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Think that's why they got Drew, poor ol' Drew had back hair like a carpet.
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‘Tis true, weren’t no tellin’ if you was in the warm embrace of a squatch, or if ‘twas ol’ Drew hisself tuggin’ at yer nethers.
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I told Drew the switches were really howling and rutting that night but he had to just go and try and tug one.
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Mar 29, 2021 02:16
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Derpies posted:I told Drew the squatches were really howling and rutting that night but he had to just go and try and tug one.
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Mar 29, 2021 02:39
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Drew was a proud man. He bragged he never backed away from a tug I've heard he'd tug so long sometimes he ended up how knees He was that proud
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donkey salami posted:This is why we always shave each other down until we all are baby soft and then massage each other in baby oil. Yeah huh huh right? That’s totally what I thought too. Because of the squatches. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Yeah huh huh right? That’s totally what I thought too. Because of the squatches. Quit snickering and shave my taint here I'm ready to SQUATCH
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Derpies posted:Quit snickering and shave my taint here I'm ready to SQUATCH That taint's already been mistaken for squatch cause of comparable smell.
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Mar 29, 2021 22:05
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in case anyone's ordered anything from sensual squatch lately, their website got hacked. might want to keep an eye out for unauthorized purchases. for example, someone just tried to order 4 sheep and have them delivered to "the woods" on my credit card
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Mar 29, 2021 23:33
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Only Squatch Can Judge Me. Tattooed in fancy script across my shoulder blades.
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The Voice of Labor posted:in case anyone's ordered anything from sensual squatch lately, their website got hacked. might want to keep an eye out for unauthorized purchases. Aye yeah, err which woods was that again? did they order that gallon of water based food safe lubricant too?
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numberoneposter posted:Only Squatch Can Judge Me. Ol’ Drew had a Word Find puzzle tattooed on his back, I musta solved that sumbitch a hunnerd times
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numberoneposter posted:Only Squatch Can Judge Me. drat you should really get that changed to “only squatch or yeti” because I mean, if our squatchin group had the money we would definitely take this poo poo to the Swiss alps. 
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donkey salami posted:That taint's already been mistaken for squatch cause of comparable smell. I mean like, that's kind of the point
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Only God (and y'all) can squatch me.
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whichever one of you has been seasoning deer carcasses with spanish fly and placing them on my property, you need to stop. all you're doing is putting the feral cats into perpetual estrus. I haven't slept in a week due to those awful devil cat moans and cries. the kittenboom which will result will also, I suspect, erase all the progress our wetland preservation efforts have made at restoring native bird populations
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you know i aint gettin any younger and i want to be squatchin until my short and curlies are long and grey so ive been thinking about all that and switchin to mixer thats as good for my health as it is tasty now this says it will boost my immune system with the covus all around i wreckon thats a good thing but it says here it will boost my brain and maybe give me the edge whilst squatchin 
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numberoneposter posted:you know i aint gettin any younger and i want to be squatchin until my short and curlies are long and grey so ive been thinking about all that and switchin to mixer thats as good for my health as it is tasty I hope that’s shugger free. Ain’t no fun tryin’ to shoot up yer ins’lin when you got a squatch on yer tail
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‘Drew was pretty fond of squatch tail
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naem posted:‘Drew was pretty fond of squatch tail Amen
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is there a thread for dudes who have caught the squatch and who need discreet treatment?
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new young group just startin out squatchin https://www.reddit.com/r/Humanoiden...utm_name=iossmf wonder which one’s the ‘Drew
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naem posted:new young group just startin out squatchin Kids these days are calling their Drew's Carl's, ain't got no respect for tradition.
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The Voice of Labor posted:is there a thread for dudes who have caught the squatch and who need discreet treatment? There ain't no cure afore squatch fever bud
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Weka posted:There ain't no cure afore squatch fever bud myths say if you catch the same squatch again and erhm, perform the marital ceremonies, then and only then can your squatch fever be cured. That being said I am willin to help our comrade out if he packs up the diet thunders.
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The Voice of Labor posted:is there a thread for dudes who have caught the squatch and who need discreet treatment? Listen pal, I am just fine. Sure, there’s a lot of hair on my rear end. I get my five o’clock rear end shadow at 11am. Sure, it dulls and pits 4 disposable razors each morning. But the point is, EEEEEEEEUUUURRRWOOOOOROOOOOOOO!!!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Listen pal, I am just fine. Sure, there’s a lot of hair on my rear end. I get my five o’clock rear end shadow at 11am. Sure, it dulls and pits 4 disposable razors each morning. But the point is, EEEEEEEEUUUURRRWOOOOOROOOOOOOO!!! Pal we aint ever asked a squatcher to shave the rump thats a personal thing for you
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Derpies posted:Pal we aint ever asked a squatcher to shave the rump thats a personal thing for you Well what do you want me to do, style it huh? 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Well what do you want me to do, style it huh? wouldnnt hurt tbh
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Shave a rump? What in tarnation!? Ol’ Drew must be spinnin’ in his grave!
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the build up of rear end musk on rear end hair only attracts squatch to a point. if it gets too strong it repels them
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I got some pomade out in the truck there, ya gotta hike back cuz I ain't givin you no ride on the quad what with that tuft a stink comin out yer tailpipe there chewbacca. But, it's a nice clean, manly scent, AND it's matte, so it ain't gonna be all glossy an' GAY lookin. Smellin nice and fresh, lookin all handsome with yer bung hair quaffed, I reckon youll pull in a gross a squatch tonight boy!
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whose ready for squatchfest
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EEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWRRRROOOOOAAAWWWRRRRR!
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