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Guys I think sasquatch was hear last night... I heard grunting and something large making a racket in the dark! No footprints though so maybe it was a ghostsquatch
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Jun 17, 2019 13:52
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Guys, there it is! Get the camera out! ... drat, it's gone. It was actually a raccoon on a stump
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Jun 17, 2019 14:07
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Mozi posted:guys... i think the squatch peed my pants last night Yeah and he poo poo in mine after!!!
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Jun 17, 2019 14:35
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Jun 17, 2019 14:44
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RocktheCaulk posted:Yeah and he poo poo in mine after!!! this is spooky stuff indeed
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Jun 17, 2019 15:26
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Hey anyone wanna add me on XBOX after this trip so we can do some Gaming? My tag is XxX_420SquatchSniper69_XxX
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Jun 17, 2019 16:01
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You boys keep huntin' squatch I'm gon be in dere here god dam outherse, these MREs ain't much agreein'
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Jun 17, 2019 16:12
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I somehow simultaneously look like a homeless person and am fat as hell. I'm ready 4 squatchin'
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Jun 17, 2019 16:34
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Thinkin' bout those bigfeet
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Jun 17, 2019 16:42
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we're so close I can smell him
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Jun 17, 2019 16:47
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There are scary things in these woods say the armed drunk wild-eyed toothless band of retards in the woods.
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Jun 17, 2019 16:48
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Listen guys, I've been burned on these things before, so I just wanna make sure we're all on the same page here. We are going to gently caress the Squatch when we find him, right?
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Jun 17, 2019 16:53
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*is vewwy vewwy quiet*
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Jun 17, 2019 17:47
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sasquatch broke into the truck and smoked all the weed!!!! < >
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Jun 17, 2019 18:08
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ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod, THERE HE IS!! Ah hell fellers, it's just another damned skunk ape.
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Jun 17, 2019 18:22
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Stevie Lee posted:we're so close I can smell him No that was me and the sandwich from yesterday.
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Jun 17, 2019 18:33
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:This is the worst squatch reconstruction I've ever seen, we've known since the 50s that bigfoot had giant hairy titties (as well as a thicc butt) How do people watch this and not just see a dude in a suit
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Jun 17, 2019 18:34
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hemale in pain posted:How do people watch this and not just see a dude in a suit Seems like we got us a disbeliever here, folks! Listen pal, I've been hunting Bigfoot, Yetis, Squatches, and all other manner of hairy hominids for 20 years. I lost my wife, my family don't talk to me, I live in a van that I drive around the country, and the only person who's talked to me in 15 years is George Noory when I call in to Coast to Coast. If you're saying this is just a guy in a suit, then you're saying my entire adult life has been a waste!
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Jun 17, 2019 18:38
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That's the secret of the sasquatch duh. You know how some bugs pretend to be sticks? He pretends to be a dude wearing a gorilla suit, this discourages people from hunting him down cause they all think it's a prank. The wise man of the mountains has much to teach us.
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Jun 17, 2019 18:39
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Jun 17, 2019 18:48
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woke up and found lots of bite marks in our beer cans...squatch got into the cooler edit: never mind it was just drew shotgunning beers, false alarm
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Jun 17, 2019 19:05
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Dammit Drew, you better not have drank all the Spotted Cow! Do you know how hard it is to get that outside of Wisconsin?!
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Jun 17, 2019 19:11
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i already sent drew on the ATV to get more beers but he left the GPS i hope he either knows the trails or didnt use up all the charge on his phone blasting all that nugent last night fuckin around with the crossbow
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Jun 17, 2019 19:16
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Tony Snark posted:Dammit Drew, you better not have drank all the Spotted Cow! Do you know how hard it is to get that outside of Wisconsin?! Don't worry I've got a few Natty Daddies tucked away in case of emergency. Seriously tho guys, who the gently caress used up all the condoms last night??
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Jun 17, 2019 19:16
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Listen guys, I've been burned on these things before, so I just wanna make sure we're all on the same page here. What does your heart tell you
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Jun 17, 2019 19:20
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*in old prospector voice* Well howdy, fellers, they call me Stinky Joe and I’m the preeeemere ‘squatch hunter ‘round these parts. Been followin’ them hairy sumbitches goin’ on fitty years now and I ain’t got no ‘tentions on stoppin’ anytime soon. Now lemme tell you m’ secret. Ya gotta find the spoor, that’s the turds y’see, you get right down there and sniff ‘em, maybe give ‘em a little taste, tell you everythin’ you need to know. Now a big squatch will drop a pile that’ll fill yer boots; ain’t no guessin’ about them. Some o’ the littler one’s are a bit tougher. Might be ‘bout the size of yer dog’s shits. Them’s the ones you gotta get real personal-like with, give it a good chew ‘cause they like them red berries.
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Jun 17, 2019 19:22
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Jun 17, 2019 19:27
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Squatchin makes me feel gooood
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Jun 17, 2019 19:49
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I met Bigfoot In the woods last night He seemed so glad to see me I just smiled And we talked about some old times And we drank ourselves some beers Still squatchin after all these years Still squatchin after all these years
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Jun 17, 2019 19:54
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Listen carefully, fellas. I'm gonna use my handmade, patent-pending Squatch Call, and we'll see if that old Sasquatch out here responds. *I put a big wooden horn to my lips, inhale deeply, and scream the N word into it*
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Jun 17, 2019 19:57
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Demon Of The Fall posted:
I put on my robe and squatchin hat
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Jun 17, 2019 20:03
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Jun 17, 2019 20:04
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Ape Has Killed Ape posted:Listen guys, I've been burned on these things before, so I just wanna make sure we're all on the same page here. Wait just a minute here..... This isn't gonna be like last time when we did this and it was just Carl in a SQUATCH suit..... again?
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Jun 17, 2019 23:31
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RocktheCaulk posted:What does your heart tell you Stop eating so much garbage for the love of god please stop, I beg of you! But also that we're gonna gently caress us a squatch.
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Jun 17, 2019 23:32
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RocktheCaulk posted:Wait just a minute here..... This isn't gonna be like last time when we did this and it was just Carl in a SQUATCH suit..... again?
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Jun 17, 2019 23:58
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Guys, I'm sorry, the FBI just called, seems our Squatch got git by aliens and we.. we gotta go git him back.
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numberoneposter posted:it was a chewbacca suit, learn to tell the difference Oh great here we go, from THE WORLDS FOREMOST EXPERT IN CHEWBACCAS! 
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