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lord i was born a squatchin' man tryin to find my bigfoot and doin the best i can and when drew's guts i'm feelin i hope he'll understand that i was born a squatchin man
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Jun 26, 2019 13:40
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Can y'all stop harvestin bits o Drew for trophies n survenirs??? His last wish was to be left out one last time in hopes the SQUATCH would come n defiler his last earthly remains.
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Jun 26, 2019 14:33
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Now that I think 'bout it we are runnin' low on squatch bait
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Jun 26, 2019 18:53
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RocktheCaulk posted:Can y'all stop harvestin bits o Drew for trophies n survenirs??? His last wish was to be left out one last time in hopes the SQUATCH would come n defiler his last earthly remains. a man's gotta eat
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Jun 27, 2019 00:26
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HamAdams posted:a man's gotta eat Da rear end is all used up man
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Jun 27, 2019 04:30
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guys I found Drew!
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Jun 28, 2019 14:58
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Dick Bastardly posted:guys I found Drew! Isn't that the kid he had with that lady we met on our last squatch hunt?
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Jun 29, 2019 00:37
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Dick Bastardly posted:guys I found Drew! Too many teeth, might be his brother Stew
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Jun 29, 2019 00:45
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Dick Bastardly posted:guys I found Drew! Nah I'd recognize the squatchhole on his face anyday and that ernt it
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Jun 30, 2019 01:02
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RocktheCaulk posted:Nah I'd recognize the squatchhole on his face anyday and that ernt it Drew’s ‘semblance to a squatch was more pertinent to his backside than to the end which done drunk up more ‘n a few diet Thunders.
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Jun 30, 2019 01:10
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Drew’s ‘semblance to a squatch was more pertinent to his backside than to the end which done drunk up more ‘n a few diet Thunders. Truer words not be spoken of his squatchy behind friend. Reckon many a man and woman believed they'd laid eyes upon the SQUATCH when his britches were down, an all too frequent occasion.
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Jul 2, 2019 00:08
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RocktheCaulk posted:Truer words not be spoken of his squatchy behind friend. Reckon many a man and woman believed they'd laid eyes upon the SQUATCH when his britches were down, an all too frequent occasion. Now that I think on it, I don’t think I’ve ever laid eyes upon Drew’s countenance.
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Jul 2, 2019 00:29
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Now that I think on it, I don’t think I’ve ever laid eyes upon Drew’s countenance. Since his untimely passing I have felt naught but blackness in my soul, without the squatchy bung of DREW to fill that void by plunging into his hole
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Jul 4, 2019 02:58
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whats the policy on wendigos around here
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Jul 11, 2019 19:17
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numberoneposter posted:whats the policy on wendigos around here 
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Angelwolf posted:Now that I think 'bout it we are runnin' low on squatch bait Banana nut muffins is people food too. 
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Jul 11, 2019 19:29
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WHOS EXCITED FOR A WEEKEND FULL OF SQUATCH HUNTIN? *gestures to bag full of condoms and lube*
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Aug 17, 2019 00:36
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i just listened to an episode of SASQUATCH ENCOUNTERS and a military vet got spooked by a noise / shadow in the woods and blindly fired his pistol grip Mossberg into the woods dozens of times while having some kind of panic attack: https://sasquatchchronicles.com/sc-ep566-strange-experience-in-iraq/ starts around 9:00, or 5:45 if you want to hear his backstory careful out there squatchers !
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Aug 17, 2019 00:53
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im coming down with a fever a fever for squatch
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marijuanamancer posted:im coming down with a fever 
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Aug 17, 2019 01:19
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numberoneposter posted:you ever hunt squatch...ON WEED?? every goddamn day
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Aug 17, 2019 01:36
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Damnit who made Drew into a bong again
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wane tendo posted:i just listened to an episode of SASQUATCH ENCOUNTERS and a military vet got spooked by a noise / shadow in the woods and blindly fired his pistol grip Mossberg into the woods dozens of times while having some kind of panic attack: Firearms and mental issues and/or drugs are not a positive mix.
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Aug 17, 2019 07:56
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Outrail posted:Firearms and mental issues and/or drugs are not a positive mix. 
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Aug 17, 2019 08:03
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numberoneposter posted:is this true? you should let someone in charge know! Nah I'm just trolling. If that were true they'd do something about it.
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Aug 17, 2019 15:44
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y'ever wonder what causes dudes to get really into squatchin'? my dad'll watch videos of squatch stuff for ages and I don't get it but also this is a guy whose primary understanding of ancient egyptian archeology came from watching Stargate, so I should be grateful he's not a fuckin flat earther or some poo poo
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Blaziken386 posted:y'ever wonder what causes dudes to get really into squatchin'? ‘Taint so much you get into squatchin’ as the squatch gets into you if ya catch m’ drift.
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Aug 29, 2019 01:47
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Big Beef City posted:Oh yeah, just loving duper stoked for when the resources SQUATCHBASE GAMMA receives from commercial advertising enterprise with the American people starts to make the other squatchbases covetous of the booming economy being established by Gamma-people while the more traditional squatchbases are stuck hydroponically growing SQUATCHBEETS for export to America at low cost and razor thin margins for the farmers. Just silly pumped for when Sasquatch Council members from all but SQUATCHBASE GAMMA attend secret meetings in an attempt to find a way to seize GAMMA'a resources for themselves and end up embroiling the country in a thirty generation war that leaves dear America a husk of it's former productive self. Extremely mega-jazzed for when the last sasquatches left on a dying state park forest with no access to the once generous and nutritious beet fields or even clean water sit in the woods and think to themselves what the hell is it even for. Just so It's...it's beautiful.
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Aug 29, 2019 03:15
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We get them sqautch yet! Yeeeehaaaawwwww
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Aug 29, 2019 05:06
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Look at these broken twigs, think we got a squatch around these parts?
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Aug 29, 2019 17:38
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dreaming about finally seeing the squatch's big hairy butthole for myself
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My Pa, he wasn’t, ah, he wasn’t a religious man, no. Couldn’t grow it, kill it, or eat it and he just plain ol' didn’t believe in it. That was it. And this one time, he headed on up the ol' Saba hills—San Saba hills—gone on up with a bunch of Texas Ranger buddies o' his. Pretty routine, you know, done it a hundred times before, shoulda been a three day kill. But on the second day, well it all went hosed. Somehow, at night, he managed to lose his buddies, and to top it off, the Comanches, they went and took the horses. So he was starving, he was delirious, and he crawls up in this motte, like, this... group of trees out there in the middle of nowhere sticking up in this ocean of scrub. And he found religion. In that moment, he told me, he found God. And it turns out, that—God? He’s a squatch. Yep, big ol' meaty one. "I found God," he used to say. "While I was sitting there basking in the sublimity of mercy, I shot and ate that son of a bitch."
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Aug 29, 2019 17:59
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Reckon I juss foun' me a pile of squatch dung hot n fresh out here in them woods. Smells like he's been gettin into folks PBers again by the whaff of it. That Squatch has gone Hipster, drat millenials ruin everything.
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RocktheCaulk posted:Reckon I juss foun' me a pile of squatch dung hot n fresh out here in them woods. Smells like he's been gettin into folks PBers again by the whaff of it. That Squatch has gone Hipster, drat millenials ruin everything. ‘Taint so bad as all that. Them Pibbers’ll give even the most ornery squatch a river o’ poo poo here ta next Sunday. Easy trackin’ I say! Now git yer nose t’ the ground and start sniffin’. Reckon we’ll be balls deep in squatch no later ‘n sundown.
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Aug 29, 2019 18:40
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weekend is coming up, what brand of squatch hunting supplies is on sale???
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Aug 29, 2019 18:52
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got me a handle of wild turkey, a tub of vaseline and some porno mags. you know, in case the squatch needs to get in the mood first
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numberoneposter posted:weekend is coming up, what brand of squatch hunting supplies is on sale??? *squints suspiciously* Supplies?! A real squatchman knows there ain’t no need for naught but a case o’ diet Thunders and some Jack Links brand jerky. Looks like we got a rookie here boys. Let’s show him the ropes!
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Aug 29, 2019 19:41
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Well. He's no Duane. But I guess the squatch don't know that.
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Big Beef City posted:Well. His name was Dwight, friend. Reckon you might need some help rememberin’?
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