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caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Do it ironically posted:

how does he seem like he has a lot of money when there is a judgement against him to pay the Goldman family
He's actually living in William Shatner's guest house.

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






caligulamprey posted:

He's actually living in William Shatner's guest house.

Hope he goes for a dip in the pool

homeless guy
Feb 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
I thought all former NFL players were broke because they wasted their money how come he gets a pension

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

homeless guy posted:

I thought all former NFL players were broke because they wasted their money how come he gets a pension

he's also an actor

SAG's pension is nice

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

haljordan posted:

Hope he goes for a dip in the pool

:twisted: lol

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

homeless guy posted:

I thought all former NFL players were broke because they wasted their money how come he gets a pension

They wasted their money BEFORE the pension kicked in.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I followed him

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

I followed him

careful, moridin :ese:

https://nypost.com/2019/06/17/o-j-simpsons-twitter-account-threatens-man-with-knife-emojis/

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
That 8 hour ESPN doc about OJ is really goddamn amazing. I cannot recommend it enough.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

no pubes yet sorry posted:

OJ appears to be pretty rich and comfortable so who gives a gently caress about that washed up old murderer?

Apparently NFL pensions are something like $20k a month, and that can't be touched by the courts.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdNen5223RA

homeless guy
Feb 23, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/normmacdonald/status/1140740525252722688

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqd_XZYkZ70

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
The juice looks good for 72. Prison was a positive experience, apparently.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I'm posting this here too because I didn't realize the other thread was a different thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS-GJhEoRVA

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
the OJ 30 for 30 was really good.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I bet that before the murders and stuff, he just seemed like the coolest fuckin dude. I've seen those Hertz ads and they are good stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_VpVaPLWs

guestimate
Nov 10, 2011

caligulamprey posted:

He's actually living in William Shatner's guest house.

Ugh really

Shatner jfc you shithead.

Edit: I can find no info on this so I guess a joke (?)

guestimate fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jun 18, 2019

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
F Lee Bailey is pretty adamant OJ didn’t do it. I’m inclined to think it was drug related and they were trying to kill Faye Resnick.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Everyone please enjoy 30 minutes of Norm making GBS threads on OJ Simpson
part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc
part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCSCJtuyfUY

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
NBC boss fired Norm for making fun of OJ, a friend of nbc boss

Norm apparently thought there was humor in the whole situation about famous guy gretting away with murder

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Supreme Allah posted:

NBC boss fired Norm for making fun of OJ, a friend of nbc boss

Norm apparently thought there was humor in the whole situation about famous guy gretting away with murder

Why couldn't it have been Leno

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
The wrong OJ thread got closed TBH. This one is much less interesting.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Resting Lich Face posted:

The wrong OJ thread got closed TBH. This one is much less interesting.

The juice is loose!!!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Resting Lich Face posted:

The wrong OJ thread got closed TBH. This one is much less interesting.

Make it better.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

More like BlowJ Simpson amirite!!!

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
How much do you think he would charge for me to have him come over my place during a party and start stabbing guests with a banana?

BlackStar
Aug 21, 2004

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

How much do you think he would charge for me to have him come over my place during a party and start stabbing guests with a banana?

Probably more than the going market rate for stabbing people with anything other than a banana.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Do the OJ Shuffle!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwGN32Ld-Ho

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1141040395381424129

https://twitter.com/jamfan40/status/1141046101971222529

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
.....and Jeff was never heard from again.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


Lol

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


https://mobile.twitter.com/CenterStageDS/status/1141048017971290112

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

I remember trying to explain how shocking the OJ murders were to a younger cousin back in the mid 2000s. I tried to convey to him just how universally popular, and beloved OJ was. Then I remember using the analogy that it'd be like if Bill Cosby suddenly got outed as a rapist, and now here we are in 2019 the worst timeline.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

bradzilla posted:

More like BlowJ Simpson amirite!!!

He tweeted that he's got some getting even to do? Didn't he get even enough with his wife and her boyfriend?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i knew an oj in high school who went on to kill two white boys who kept calling him the n word and its alabama so i assume hes going to be executed

dont name your kid oj i guess is what im sayin

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

mind the walrus posted:

People keep trying to "burn" him with 25 year-old jokes about White Broncos and stabbings, like homeboy is doing anything but letting some 24 year-old PR graduate handle his poo poo.

He did his own murders, why wouldn't he do his own twitters

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Smiling Mandrill posted:

I remember trying to explain how shocking the OJ murders were to a younger cousin back in the mid 2000s. I tried to convey to him just how universally popular, and beloved OJ was. Then I remember using the analogy that it'd be like if Bill Cosby suddenly got outed as a rapist, and now here we are in 2019 the worst timeline.

OTOH in the worst timeline Cosby wouldn't have been outed as a rapist and people would still accept drinks from him.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SSVIg4Noqc

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
2019: OJ Simpson making bland observations on Twitter, thousands of people responding with jokes about how he killed his wife and that waiter

The future we deserve

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