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FlaxAxis: sup #entitlitos

But you're kind of being a Billy Butthole right now

# ? Jun 18, 2019 01:09

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:25

TatoPancakes: the brainwaves are thinking

You're really being a stupid shelly right now

# ? Jun 18, 2019 01:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

somebody's a Samuel Saxophone!

# ? Jun 18, 2019 02:57

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Ulysses Upper is way more fun than you

# ? Jun 18, 2019 03:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Luddite Lucas in da house!

# ? Jun 18, 2019 03:18

google THIS

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 03:21

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

"License and registration please."

"OK, officer!"

"Andy Alliteration..? Hm. Do you know fast you were going?"

"Always accelerating and alright!"

# ? Jun 18, 2019 05:40

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

A shame really. Poor guy had a wonderful opportunity as a stock car driver but just couldn't adapt to all left.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 05:58

super sweet best pal

You need an equal amount of Positive Patties to balance out your Negative Nancies.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 07:12

Goons Are Gifts

canyoneer posted:

"License and registration please."

"OK, officer!"

"Andy Alliteration..? Hm. Do you know fast you were going?"

"Always accelerating and alright!"

Emptyquoting Eddy is getting in.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 10:38

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Shitposting Sam and Emptyquote Eddie are having a debate in D&D.

It started with politics and went quickly into religion and finances, picking up speed and accelerating downhill quickly.

Diedre Damsel gave her opinion in the discussion and her 2 cents was invalidated as not legal tender by the rest of the board; her integrity was questioned and her reputation was being tarnished.

Whiteknight Wally intervened by defending Deidre Damsel (who was clearly distressed by this point) and Godwin's Law Gus ended it all by calling everyone literally Hitler.

~fin~

# ? Jun 18, 2019 14:21

Stoner Sloth

Splatmaster posted:

Shitposting Sam and Emptyquote Eddie are having a debate in D&D.

It started with politics and went quickly into religion and finances, picking up speed and accelerating downhill quickly.

Diedre Damsel gave her opinion in the discussion and her 2 cents was invalidated as not legal tender by the rest of the board; her integrity was questioned and her reputation was being tarnished.

Whiteknight Wally intervened by defending Deidre Damsel (who was clearly distressed by this point) and Godwin's Law Gus ended it all by calling everyone literally Hitler.

~fin~

LOLing Larry posted:

LOL

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jun 18, 2019 14:35

take the moon: by sebmojo

i don't know why whiteknight wally made me chuckle so but it did

# ? Jun 18, 2019 14:36

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

*boys and girls huddled around a campfire*
*Scoutmaster Earl raises a lit flashlight to beneath his chin*

Listen, children. Listen to the tale of Shirley Shartpants.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 16:24

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Hungry Harry was upset at the speed eating award ceremony, he was once again confused with his brother Horny Howard who didn't even enter

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# ? Jun 18, 2019 16:56

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

One-Pump Chump met Two-Stroke Joke,
Pants-cum Pat passed around some smoke,
Maryjane Marj sold her some real good weed
It was all bud; no stems, totally no seeds!

Nervous Nellie twitched awaiting her turn,
As the joint canoed while it slowly burned,
No Fucks Chuck couldn't care less;
He beat Prostate Pete in a pissing contest!

Next in line was Butt-In Bess,
Buffed-Up Bro said "YO! It's not your turn yet!"
After Betty was the legitimate person in line,
He's a friend of a friend, (but that friend's not mine).

It was Hypocrite Hank, saying "don't do drugs!"
As he brought the lit joint to his hypocrite mug.
He passed it next to Sensimilla Sue
Offering up to the party some great buds she grew.

More joints were rolled, and went down the line,
All across the land and around it winds,
From afar in the dark all you'd see are red stars,
Move closer and partake, wherever you are...

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Jun 18, 2019 17:11

Stoner Sloth

Splatmaster posted:

One-Pump Chump met Two-Stroke Joke,
Pants-cum Pat passed around some smoke,
Maryjane Marj sold her some real good weed
It was all bud; no stems, totally no seeds!

Nervous Nellie twitched awaiting her turn,
As the joint canoed while it slowly burned,
No Fucks Chuck couldn't care less;
He beat Prostate Pete in a pissing contest!

Next in line was Butt-In Bess,
Buffed-Up Bro said "YO! It's not your turn yet!"
After Betty was the legitimate person in line,
He's a friend of a friend, (but that friend's not mine).

It was Hypocrite Hank, saying "don't do drugs!"
As he brought the lit joint to his hypocrite mug.
He passed it next to Sensimilla Sue
Offering up to the party some great buds she grew.

More joints were rolled, and went down the line,
All across the land and around it winds,
From afar in the dark all you'd see are red stars,
Move closer and partake, wherever you are...

# ? Jun 18, 2019 17:33

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Splatmaster posted:

One-Pump Chump met Two-Stroke Joke,
Pants-cum Pat passed around some smoke,
Maryjane Marj sold her some real good weed
It was all bud; no stems, totally no seeds!

Nervous Nellie twitched awaiting her turn,
As the joint canoed while it slowly burned,
No Fucks Chuck couldn't care less;
He beat Prostate Pete in a pissing contest!

Next in line was Butt-In Bess,
Buffed-Up Bro said "YO! It's not your turn yet!"
After Betty was the legitimate person in line,
He's a friend of a friend, (but that friend's not mine).

It was Hypocrite Hank, saying "don't do drugs!"
As he brought the lit joint to his hypocrite mug.
He passed it next to Sensimilla Sue
Offering up to the party some great buds she grew.

More joints were rolled, and went down the line,
All across the land and around it winds,
From afar in the dark all you'd see are red stars,
Move closer and partake, wherever you are...

# ? Jun 18, 2019 17:35

Salacious Spy: Well the word got around they said this kid is insane, man
Banged in the mouth and now he's got AIDS, man

get a load of Danny Douchebag over here

# ? Jun 18, 2019 18:45

lol but: body is a dinosaur

derp is certain

# ? Jun 18, 2019 19:37

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Jiminy crickets what a Goofy William you are

# ? Jun 18, 2019 20:44

Goons Are Gifts

Willy Wonker??

# ? Jun 18, 2019 21:22

lol but: body is a dinosaur

Goons Are Great posted:

Willy Wonker??

honestly that factory was not being run as a profit making concern

# ? Jun 18, 2019 21:37

Goons Are Gifts

It was a fun factory, after all.

# ? Jun 18, 2019 21:52

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eat your vegetables or you'll grow up looking like a Douglas Fuglys

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:19

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

not to be a Euthanization Eustace, but I think we should put grandma down

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:20

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

not to be a Euthanization Eustace, but I think we should put grandma down

You're a bitch grandma!

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:23

lol but: body is a dinosaur

emotionally it would be really difficult to kill gramma but mechanically it would be quite easy

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Resting Lich Face posted:

You're a bitch grandma!

she's a real Clinging to life Clancy over here

# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:26

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Now go back and read off all these names like they were CB handles (or SA usernames?)

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# ? Jun 19, 2019 01:58

Macnult

sorry you�re feeling like such a melancholy michael right now

# ? Jun 19, 2019 05:23

Space Taxi

Dick Dick

# ? Jun 19, 2019 09:49

super sweet best pal

William Nilly died. He wandered off a trail and got lost.

# ? Jun 19, 2019 13:27

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Space Taxi posted:

Dick Dick

# ? Jun 19, 2019 18:57

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Space Taxi posted:

Dick Dick

um it's Dick Dickson, and he's a dick that wears political hats to work - yes this person exists and I hate him, I do love that he delivers on his name though.

sig by owlhawk911

# ? Jun 19, 2019 20:55