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What size shirt you got hanging on you
This poll is closed.
Small Boi 8 5.26%
Medium Boi 35 23.03%
Large Boi 32 21.05%
Xtra Large Boy 17 11.18%
XXL Hefty Boi 7 4.61%
XXXL 'Don't Go There' Boi 2 1.32%
XXXXL Artersclerosis Boi 9 5.92%
Goku 42 27.63%
Total: 152 votes
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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I have a positive opinion of you

that's a yikes from me fam

*dabs*

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

that's a yikes from me fam

*dabs*

Yolo my brolo

FungiCap
Jul 23, 2007

Let's all just calm down and put on our thinking caps.
It's cool that clothes fit correctly just off the rack. Suck it shorties/tallies.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Hello fellow short people, i am also a short person like you.

Whats the deal with top shelves, right?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
*kneels down* hey little guy what's the matter

*knees explode*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Powershift posted:

Hello fellow short people, i am also a short person like you.

Whats the deal with top shelves, right?

No one's made the below average height thread yet so I'm afraid you'll have to leave.

defaultluser
Jan 13, 2007

The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future
Fun Shoe

free hubcaps posted:

LOL AMERICAN STANDARD?? LIKE THE TOILET?!? LMAO



No, American Standard, like the album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNP527rGRec

I ain't too proud to beg., sweet tall darling. Don't to leave me baby, don't you go!

defaultluser fucked around with this message at 03:54 on Jun 20, 2019

Woden
May 6, 2006

Jose posted:

Why are you so aggressive

The weather isn't very nice up there, just asking them about it makes them angry.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
When I played competitive ice hockey i think they listed me at 6' 2'' when I'm 5' 8'' so thanks coach for trying to get me recruited ?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Gotta say OP you're really pinning me down here

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Just doing my part fellow average amerigoon.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


RocktheCaulk posted:

When I played competitive ice hockey i think they listed me at 6' 2'' when I'm 5' 8'' so thanks coach for trying to get me recruited ?

I have a photo with Donald Brasher who was supposed to be like 6'4 and he's barely an inch taller than me, I think hockey players are measured with their skates on.

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I'm 5'11". I have no place on this earth

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I have a photo with Donald Brasher who was supposed to be like 6'4 and he's barely an inch taller than me, I think hockey players are measured with their skates on.

With Skates plus or minus 8 inches. Theo Fleury was something like 5 2 and listed at 5 10

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

RocktheCaulk posted:

With Skates plus or minus 8 inches. Theo Fleury was something like 5 2 and listed at 5 10

Chara is legitimately huge though

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


O hey, a thread I belong in. 58 checking in, though I do wish I was 59 (69, nice). Both my parents are 56 though so Im lucky I made it this high.

neptuneL38
Jul 23, 2002

get some chuckas fucka
6'2" here, just thought i'd mention how funny it is when people under 5'10" throw in a half inch to their total, ala 5 foot 8 and a half, 5 foot 9 and a half. Haha, right...... don't forget the half

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

neptuneL38 posted:

6'2" here, just thought i'd mention how funny it is when people under 5'10" throw in a half inch to their total, ala 5 foot 8 and a half, 5 foot 9 and a half. Haha, right...... don't forget the half

this seems like a good reason for the short people's alliance to adopt the superior metric system so that they can avoid having to deal with embarrassing fractions

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

neptuneL38 posted:

6'2" here, just thought i'd mention how funny it is when people under 5'10" throw in a half inch to their total, ala 5 foot 8 and a half, 5 foot 9 and a half. Haha, right...... don't forget the half

Why are you in this thread? Seems like you should be tall down in a well.

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009
5'10 and a crisp 32 inch waist, I'm a lean mean average machine

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

neptuneL38 posted:

6'2" here, just thought i'd mention how funny it is when people under 5'10" throw in a half inch to their total, ala 5 foot 8 and a half, 5 foot 9 and a half. Haha, right...... don't forget the half

I hope you enjoy getting your ankles wet in the well you're gonna be chucked

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

neptuneL38 posted:

6'2" here, just thought i'd mention how funny it is when people under 5'10" throw in a half inch to their total, ala 5 foot 8 and a half, 5 foot 9 and a half. Haha, right...... don't forget the half

u FUCKER U FUYCKJ WHAT DO U DO JUST NOT MEASURE A SUBWAY FOOTLONG EITEHR U IDIOT

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Mrs. Dash posted:

5'10 and a crisp 32 inch waist, I'm a lean mean average machine

Same, king of the manlets checking in

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
im 5'6 130lbs. lol @ you towering giraffe men

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latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Burt is my hero

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

buglord posted:

im 5'6 130lbs. lol @ you towering giraffe men

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Alas poor buglord, I knew him well and now he is at the bottom of a well.

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*
i get XXL but only because i like very loose clothing :)

i dont like it when my massive hog sticks out, so i have to wear shirt-dresses with my skinny jeans/leggings

unpleasantly turgid fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Jun 21, 2019

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Alas poor buglord, I knew him well and now he is at the bottom of a well.

On his tippy toes even

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

unpleasantly turgid posted:

i get XXL but only because i like very loose clothing :)

i dont like it when my massive hog sticks out, so i have to wear shirt-dresses with my skinny jeans/leggings

Umm

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

look his username is unpleasantly turgid what did you expect

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
^^gently caress

unpleasantly turgid posted:

i get XXL but only because i like very loose clothing :)

i dont like it when my massive hog sticks out, so i have to wear shirt-dresses with my skinny jeans/leggings

user name checks out

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

The White Dragon posted:

unpleasantly turgid

The White Dragon posted:

what did you expect

hopefully HRT will tone it down but lol

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


LordArgh posted:

this seems like a good reason for the short people's alliance to adopt the superior metric system so that they can avoid having to deal with embarrassing fractions

Makes me wonder if girls outside of North America insist on men being 180+cm on Tindr etc.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im of normal size, dimension, etc.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smythe posted:

im of normal size, dimension, etc.

Extremely normal and average if true.

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

I'm so exactly 5'8" that I can use myself as a measuring tape if I don't have one around

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Also it's a great lie detector when you know you're exactly 5'8" because when someone tells me they are 5'9" or something I know immediately whether they are lying

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I'm pretty sure I'm shrinking and only have 6-8 months left to post in my own thread

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Genesplicer posted:

I tell my students I'm 4' 21"


Forces them to do some calculating.

This just made me realize 5'8" is the best height since its 4'20"

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Deadbeat Poetry posted:

This just made me realize 5'8" is the best height since its 4'20"

but what about people who are 6'9"

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