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gonna piss on your shield dude
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Jun 19, 2019 05:20
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Macnult posted:gonna piss on your shield dude
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Jun 19, 2019 05:21
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 Your move, creep.
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Jun 19, 2019 05:25
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To the last, I grapple with thee; From Mom's basement, I stab at thee
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Jun 19, 2019 05:27
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 My love for you is like a truck!
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Jun 19, 2019 05:27
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My money's on the beerbarian winning this melee.
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Jun 19, 2019 05:30
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RIP AND TEAR the cardboard
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Jun 19, 2019 05:30
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1redflag posted:
“I will cut the goddamn shrooms out of the pit myself hrrrnrnnnnnggg” *becomes fake*
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Jun 19, 2019 05:32
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Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!!
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Jun 19, 2019 05:53
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Jun 19, 2019 05:59
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Most people don’t realize swords and daggers and halberds make really lovely weapons. Like you know America won the revolutionary war with pitchforks against swords and muskets. That’s all that medieval poo poo was p much, people turning crap that wasn’t designed as weapons into weapons and telling their subjects to go hit each other with it to see what it does. Throwin poo poo at a wall and seeing what sticks essentially.
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Jun 19, 2019 06:01
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I've taken improved unarmed strike feat. My whole body...is a deadly weapon.
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Jun 19, 2019 06:03
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I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the gently caress out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my loving words. You think you can get away with saying that poo poo to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're loving dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable rear end off the face of the continent, you little poo poo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your loving tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will poo poo fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're loving dead, kiddo.
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Jun 19, 2019 06:35
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The_Continental posted:... I am trained in gorilla warfare... Killing gorillas is bad, m'kay.
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BigBadSteve posted:Killing gorillas is bad, m'kay. They knew what they signed up for
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Most people don’t realize swords and daggers and halberds make really lovely weapons. Like you know America won the revolutionary war with pitchforks against swords and muskets. That’s all that medieval poo poo was p much, people turning crap that wasn’t designed as weapons into weapons and telling their subjects to go hit each other with it to see what it does. Throwin poo poo at a wall and seeing what sticks essentially. Medieval armies as a rule did not conscript/draft peasants into their ranks and were overwhelmingly made up of full-time or part-time soldiers, either feudal levies (nobles and their, often also noble, retainers) or mercenaries.
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Jun 19, 2019 07:23
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YOUR TIME HAS COME. PREPARE FOR DEATH.
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Jun 19, 2019 07:31
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Nothing personal, kid
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Jun 19, 2019 07:48
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numberoneposter posted:YOUR TIME HAS COME. PREPARE FOR DEATH. Uh oh. 
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Jun 19, 2019 07:48
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We're going to need more beer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VufilzHKTqk
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Jun 19, 2019 12:35
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Your momma so fat, when Thanos tried to snap her the infinity stones melted.
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Jun 19, 2019 23:12
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PREPARE TO GET DUNKED OP~!!!!!
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Jun 19, 2019 23:13
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Chinatown posted:PREPARE TO GET DUNKED OP~!!!!! You can’t dunk on him he’s too powerful
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Jun 19, 2019 23:15
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You can’t dunk on him he’s too powerful THe OP is now ~dunked~ the deed has been done YOU JUST GOT DUNKED OP!!!!
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Jun 19, 2019 23:23
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RIP OP youve been loving owned
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Jun 19, 2019 23:26
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Chinatown posted:THe OP is now ~dunked~ No coming back from this OP is deceased
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Jun 19, 2019 23:28
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Chinatown posted:THe OP is now ~dunked~ Oh my god
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Jun 19, 2019 23:34
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Oh my god Lol u never saw it coming brosama.
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Jun 19, 2019 23:35
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Ima lover, not a fighter
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Jun 19, 2019 23:35
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Jun 19, 2019 23:36
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YOU WANNA FIGHT OP? LET'S FIGHT BITCH! ARF! ARF! ARF!
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Jun 19, 2019 23:54
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THIS IS NOT A GAME!
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Jun 19, 2019 23:55
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I'll meet you behind the dumpster after school, you better not wuss out!
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Jun 19, 2019 23:58
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'll meet you behind the dumpster after school, you better not wuss out!
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Jun 20, 2019 00:03
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Lol u never saw it coming brosama. yeah well dunk THIS CHINATOWN 
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Jun 20, 2019 00:05
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Lean and mean
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Blow me
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