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Couch surfed. and later slept in abandoned buildings while homeless. Decimated the breakfast stuff at mcdonalds in the days they they had them as selfserve, Jams, butter, sugar, salt, napkins.
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i vomit kittens posted:this is the standard for anyone currently under the age of 40 I'm over 40, now it's my long term healthcare plan. Haha gently caress you Mr. Alzheimer, I got you beat! Spazzle posted:Pro tip: the cops are happy to kill you for free. So far. Wait until China's innovative "bullet billing" becomes the rule - to fight the evil of government spending, of course. Though it's the relatives who'd have to pay so whatever fygm(d).
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Jun 19, 2019 21:23
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Got insanely sick after smoking a hobo killer scrounged together from campus ashtrays
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Jun 19, 2019 21:25
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Joined the army.
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Jun 19, 2019 21:26
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Kazak posted:Got insanely sick after smoking a hobo killer scrounged together from campus ashtrays are we talking outdoor ashtrays, or did you go to school in the 70s?
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Jun 19, 2019 21:27
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ive always been rich in spirit
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Jun 19, 2019 21:28
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Rutibex posted:are we talking outdoor ashtrays, or did you go to school in the 70s? Outdoors, and off the ground near exits, also I wasn't a student
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Jun 19, 2019 21:28
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When I just moved away from home, I subsisted on a single $1 Lipton/Knorr rice side packet and store brand root beer every day. I sold plasma too and took as many cookies from the tray as I could fit in my pockets. I had rich parents, I was too proud to ask for help, I was so stupid.
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Jun 19, 2019 21:53
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$5 footlong. half for lunch. half for dinner. eat FREASCHE!!
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Jun 19, 2019 21:55
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Totino’s Party Pizza. If anyone served those at a party it would be a really sad one.
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Jun 19, 2019 21:57
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Chinatown posted:$5 footlong. half for lunch. half for dinner. My dad gave me a stack of college basketball ticket stubs that had BOGO subway sammies so I would buy two and have them as lunch and dinner for two days. Either that or me and a friend would split the cost of one and the each get one.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:01
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We'd go to bars and party pirate: slurping down abandoned drinks and bumming cigarettes off everyone
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Jun 19, 2019 22:08
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Kazak posted:Outdoors, and off the ground near exits, also I wasn't a student college campuses are pro scavenging areas. no one can tell the difference between a hobo and a grad student, it is easy to blend in
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Jun 19, 2019 22:15
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as a teenager i convinced my folks that the social security check they got on account of my dad killing himself what they spent on pot rightfully belonged to me and used it to buy and sell weed so as to feed everyone's drug appetites and also eat better than school lunch every day
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Jun 19, 2019 22:19
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at one point working my way through school I had a minor miracle when I scrounged up like $36 in nickels from under furniture for groceries that lasted two weeks this was mostly due to poor planning on my part
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Jun 19, 2019 22:25
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I was living in the back of the shop I worked in for about two years during high school. It had no heat or tub/shower and I slept on a makeshift loft bed above the storage area.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:26
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Rutibex posted:college campuses are pro scavenging areas. no one can tell the difference between a hobo and a grad student, it is easy to blend in There are plenty of unlocked classrooms too. We once considered stealing the computer and projector out of some rooms but thought better of it, times were tough but they were not felony larceny tough
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Jun 19, 2019 22:27
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id cruise the alleys in my college town the week after finals when everyone is moving apartments/leaving for the summer/graduating and would score some great loot. Kegs (return deposit), stereo systems, lamps. Not bad.
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Jun 19, 2019 23:12
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Done unspeakable things just to get  and post here
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Jun 19, 2019 23:13
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Kazak posted:There are plenty of unlocked classrooms too. We once considered stealing the computer and projector out of some rooms but thought better of it, times were tough but they were not felony larceny tough We had alarms on those things - but if you didn’t tamper with poo poo no one cared.
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Jun 19, 2019 23:50
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uguu posted:Cycled ten miles to work on a tiny bicycle with one pedal for a month. drat dude. Impressive.
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Jun 20, 2019 00:21
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So very many bowl scrapings and carved out resin from the grinder, with a dash of aluminum for flavor. Stopped taking my morning dose of antiepileptic meds to make the Rx last longer. Bachelor chow: any leftovers whatsoever into a pot to heat. Tastes nasty? Grab the hot sauce. Still nasty? Tough. I'm still using protein shakes as my breakfast and lunch. I'm not proud of this but I stole bud from a rich guy I knew in culinary school. Slept at the bus stop because the bus wasn't running until morning and I didn't have money for a cab.
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Jun 20, 2019 00:23
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Being poor and smoking weed, a strange coincidence?
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Jun 20, 2019 00:24
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Hold on I'll need to smoke some and think about it.
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Jun 20, 2019 00:24
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Free meals from the campus Hare Krishnas.
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Jun 20, 2019 00:38
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Hey you wouldn't deny a man his Bud Lite or whatever so why should I deny myself marijuana????? Also maybe I was/am self medicating a lil... you know, to escape the crushing realities of being an elder millennial in the United States.
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Jun 20, 2019 00:38
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I definitely ate meals at the Christian food pantry when I was not-quite-but-basically homeless. Free hot meal once a week.
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Jun 20, 2019 00:41
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Colonel Cancer posted:Being poor and smoking weed, a strange coincidence? Being rich and doing cocaine, a strange coincidence?
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Jun 20, 2019 00:44
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wait, if you're poor just start doing cocaine i've cracked the code
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Jun 20, 2019 00:45
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i vomit kittens posted:wait, if you're poor just start doing cocaine holy poo poo!
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Jun 20, 2019 00:47
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i joined a cult because they had free lentils and cakes every friday night
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Jun 20, 2019 01:11
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Lived off a credit card for a couple months, finally got a job and then a second job, and then worked my rear end off for the next few months to pay down the credit card debt.
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Jun 20, 2019 01:16
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Lived on the south side of memphis, tn Drove w/o a license or insurance and with a warrant for about 3.5 years Almost died due to sickness
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Jun 20, 2019 01:17
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When you're 20 and poor, the weed guy doesn't take credit cards, but anyone will give a 20 year old a credit card, and the shady gas station that sells the synthetic poo poo takes credit cards.
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Jun 20, 2019 01:20
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I'm still using a phone with a 3.5mm Jack in tyool 2019, disgracefully poor of me
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Jun 20, 2019 01:34
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Used to make a $7 personal size pizza last 3 days. Now i just eat half and throw the other half in the garbage. High life.
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Jun 20, 2019 01:39
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Took out student loans exclusively to fund my alcohol+online poker+maplestory cash card habit to the tune of ~30k, used credit cards after I couldn't get any more student loans. I still have about 28k in credit card debt to pay off from that phase.
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Jun 20, 2019 02:03
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Complain about how I can't find a job on internet forums. Talk up Communism because things can't get any worse for me under that social shift.
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Jun 20, 2019 03:10
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I dropped a chile relleno on the street once and then ate it off the street like a loving animal rather than buy more food. I might have also been extremely drunk.
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Bjs are cheaper than uber/taxi when I needed to move some stuff in a timely manner. Dominoes 5 dollar as is 3 meals of food. Mi Goering still gives me war flashbacks. But I have actual ptsd from my most highly paying job and I ever had....
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