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Hi friends, i'm buglord. everyone knows about me besides my parents.  i need to figure the best and most memorable way to come out to them. meeting them over lunch to tell them seems really boring and worthy of ridicule. so yeah, I need some ideas. here's some details that might help us brainstorm:1) not currently dating so I cant bring that other person with me 2) both parents used to be pretty anti-gay, but both have gay couples over at their house for food and other occasions. i still cant believe it. 3) my brother is going to be the one to pass on the bloodline. 4) both parents were raised roman catholic, i dunno maybe we can put a cool jesus spin onto this 4) mom and dad are divorced, so I basically have to do this twice, or in two different ways! 5) I cant use cuss words or vulgar language to come out. 6) thanks for helping e: I forgot to add the poll, this really upsets me
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Jun 19, 2019 21:45
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They already know
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Jun 19, 2019 21:46
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say it with us "im gay, so what"
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Jun 19, 2019 21:48
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A big loving cannon with rainbow confetti.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:10
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suck your dad's dick. he'll figure it out. unless you're a lesbian, in which case suck your mom's dick
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Jun 19, 2019 22:10
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Parents, you are gay.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:11
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Milo and POTUS posted:They already know I thought my parents might already know and they had no idea. whole process could have gone a lot worse
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Jun 19, 2019 22:13
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Just throw them down a well and take their assets OP
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Jun 19, 2019 22:13
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pull up to their house riding bitch on a pink vespa, your arms around a scantily clad large puerto rican man
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Jun 19, 2019 22:17
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just tell them you got a number from a cute guy today, then give them a weird look when they go 'huh' or if they go 'oh that's nice dear' then they already knew.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:18
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leather daddy outfit
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Jun 19, 2019 22:19
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Sexually harass all the waitresses, then when your parents tell you to stop being such a creep, yell "Jesus Christ! Fine, Mom, I'll go gay if that's what you want" Anything she says after that just reply with "Nope I'm gay now, because of you, thanks a lot Mom"
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Jun 19, 2019 22:21
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Take them to your local Bubba Gump Shrimp Company and constantly talk very loudly about how cute the transgender shrimpstress is
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Jun 19, 2019 22:23
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Next time they bring up gayness "hey, don't knock it till you've tried it". That or jump out of a cake singing Abba songs, or via the medium of dance like Mac in that MESSAGE episode of always sunny. I liked how nonchalant Judas Priest's Rob Halford, the guy who basically invented leatherdaddy fashion was. "Well like everyone who knows me knows I'm gay." You could also try hitting hard then scaling back. "I'm an athiest!" or "I have AIDS" then "ahahha, no but seriously, I'm a normal gay person, we even pay taxes and stuff." Also, When I first read your post I saw "I'm buglord everyone knows about me" and thought aren't they the weird message board people who deliberately collect and share STDs and poz each others neg asses? Good luck if this is a real post.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:27
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i mean if its all the same and theres some dick sucking going on would you guys mind throwing some my way, i mean OP doesnt have to do it either ill take what i can get
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Jun 19, 2019 22:28
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Hide in a closet in your parents house, preferably in a room they often go into. Then when you know they are in there open the door and go, "Mom, I'm coming out the closet" It will be quite memorable.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:30
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"You know how Jesus spent all his time with twelve men? I've decided it's time I emulate that lifestyle."
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Jun 19, 2019 22:31
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RobattoJesus posted:Sexually harass all the waitresses, then when your parents tell you to stop being such a creep, yell "Jesus Christ! Fine, Mom, I'll go gay if that's what you want" this is pretty good
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Jun 19, 2019 22:32
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A jack in the box but instead of a clown it releases rainbow confetti and a big "IMGAY" The tune the jack in the box makes should be "the show must go on"
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Jun 19, 2019 22:33
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Hire a male stripper to come to your house dressed in a cop uniform. When he knocks on your parents door, have him ask to come in and speak with you with your parents present about “some troubling reports he’s received.” After some basic questioning, have him start accusing you of homosexual activity, and after your parents get sufficiently upset, have him rip his clothes off and start grinding on your dad. When your dad gets upset, offer “sacrifice” yourself to “protect” your dad’s honor. Yada yada yada, you come out looking like a hero
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Jun 19, 2019 22:34
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Make your parents watch Heathers and then walk in the room wearing a football uniform after the funeral scene
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Jun 19, 2019 22:36
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*reading newspaper* interesting! says here having a gay son could add decades to your life expectancy! guess i’m stuck with you ha ha ha ha
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Jun 19, 2019 22:37
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tell them you cant find your rubber dong and if they have seen it
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Jun 19, 2019 22:38
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just casually leave this bad boy on your coffee table https://www.amazon.com/Tom-Finland-XXL-John-Waters/dp/3822826073 also if you clicked that link now all your targeted ads are about to get sexier
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Jun 19, 2019 22:38
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You may be wondering why I’m having sex with this guy in your living room, funny story actually
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Jun 19, 2019 22:40
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say "I do not have NO gayness" and wave your hands mysteriously
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Jun 19, 2019 22:45
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*pops gay porno into VCR* *record scratch sound effect* "Yep, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation..."
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Jun 19, 2019 22:47
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get so gay that you go full circle and you become straight, or become turbo gay whatever either ones fine
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Jun 19, 2019 22:50
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Do a huge cum fart and poo poo your pants and quote blue velvet. “I have him inside of me, it helps me, I need him”.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:50
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Bang your dad.
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Jun 19, 2019 22:54
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Send your parents multiple snapchat videos of you getting railed in the rear end by a Conga line of dudes
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Jun 19, 2019 22:55
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Jump a canyon or ravine a la Evel Kenevil on a rocket bike but have a big banner trailing behind you that says "im gay"
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Jun 19, 2019 23:00
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announce your sexuality to your parents and the world in a reply to an unrelated thread in GBS
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Jun 19, 2019 23:01
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Be gay with your dad. (So what)
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Jun 19, 2019 23:02
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find someone on grindr and "accidentally" have your parents walk in while he's plowing you
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Jun 19, 2019 23:05
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Get in a casket that explodes and sprays confetti everywhere that says in bold print DEAD AND GAY
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Jun 19, 2019 23:05
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Buy a big floppy dildo and wave it around while you talk. Heck you don't even have to be gay for this, it's fun!
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Jun 19, 2019 23:07
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renovate your room, smaller and smaller, more like a closet than a room as days pass (the frog in boiling water strat)
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Jun 19, 2019 23:08
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only watch smithers episodes of the simpsons
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Jun 19, 2019 23:09
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RobattoJesus posted:Sexually harass all the waitresses, then when your parents tell you to stop being such a creep, yell "Jesus Christ! Fine, Mom, I'll go gay if that's what you want"
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