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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
GET SNYPED BITCH

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RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

The French call jizzing “the small death” hopefully that means the big death will be like multidimensional hyper jizzing for all eternity and your dead grandma is there hyperjizzing too with your dead dog as you all jizz through time and space for eternity.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

love this song

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Piggy Smalls posted:

we will still be dead forever and ever.

Naw.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

gently caress it im listening to the cure thinking about death and it rules

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I have died
and will die
I don't mind

-Albert Einstein

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Do you think a rock is angry that it doesn’t live?

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Watching Chernobyl and contemplating how it's still going to be poisoned for another 25,000 years, twice as long as our entire history as a civilization thus far. Life is poo poo.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

ELO Musk posted:

Do you think a rock is angry that it doesn’t live?

Well I’ve never seen a happy Golem :colbert:

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we can only generate calories from consuming other life

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

marijuanamancer posted:

we can only generate calories from consuming other life
i didnt eat meat on monday or tuesday and most of today and then i ate 24 chicken wings for dinner

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Imagine if we had to live as long as a bristlecone pine. gently caress that.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

ELO Musk posted:

Do you think a rock is angry that it doesn’t live?

All that does not live hates the living. We are an abomination.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Death isn't about dying, it's about the damage we do along the way.

immortalyawn
May 28, 2013

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Death... they say the only winning move is not to play at all.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
But Chernobyl is cured of people, not poisoned. With enough Chernobyls, a green revolution could be at hand.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Piggy Smalls posted:

You see the wildfire approaching and aren’t concerned. I wish I had your stupidity.

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

It won't matter, OP. We are, at best, a negative relief of our existence imprinted minimally on this reality.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
nobody knows what it's like to be dead because for the entire duration of being dead you are dead

taco season
Oct 10, 2014

College Slice

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What if falling asleep is exactly like dying, and the you that wakes up after just has all of your memories? Like some kind of perfect copy???

This is true, but not just when you fall asleep, but every moment of every day our past selves die and are replaced. If you can get used to that then the sudden change from a person into a corpse won't be so shocking.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

i didnt eat meat on monday or tuesday and most of today and then i ate 24 chicken wings for dinner

The French call the chicken the “small angel” :smug:

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

I miss some dead people and imo it'd be cooler if they were still alive (in two instances I'm pretty sure their wife and kid would think that'd be pretty cool too) :(

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
OP you are a piece of the cosmos wrapped in a soul, wrapped in a mind, wrapped in a body. Your body may die and your mind dissolve and your soul be wrapped in a different mind and body but you can never cease to post as long as the cosmos exists for the cosmos is the post and the post is you.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
OP, I plan on getting a robot body and then living forever

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Skypie posted:

OP, I plan on getting a robot body and then living forever

You'll be living for about six months, then the planned obsolescence kicks in.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
yea what of it beotch

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

What if falling asleep is exactly like dying, and the you that wakes up after just has all of your memories? Like some kind of perfect copy???

WOah

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
I don't want to die anytime soon but it is pretty comforting to know that all your bullshit is temporary and that time will erase you and chances are nobody will remember you or your actions

Makes eating unhealthy stuff a lot easier

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Scythes usually do 2d4 damage. My obesity gives me a damage resistance of at least 12. gently caress off Death

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Death just waits till you fall asleep and trivially performs a coup de grace for QUAD DAMAGE. This is what doctors refer to when they say "he died in his sleep".

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
i wonder if heaven got a ghetto

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Yeah they call it hell

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I THINK, that when you die, your brain just still thinks you're alive. We're all actually dead right now.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
And gay.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Being dead feels exactly like it did before you were born

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

I have it on a very good source that death likes puffy nips

BlackStar
Aug 21, 2004

SA died in 2013. Since then, we have all been posting in purgatory under the impression we are still alive. We are an apparition.

:ghost:

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GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Graveyards are full of men who thought themselves irreplaceable.

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