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Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
If they bring back Helldump, I’m in.

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
This website israeli something awful!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Raku posted:

This website israeli something awful!

:eyepop:

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Solar Tornado posted:

We're living in a postfun world, Kyanka. Time to join the Hive.

Postfun girl
She's been living in a postfun world
You know I can't afford to buy a spine
I gotta sell my soul and join the Hive
I'm gonna try

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Raku posted:

This website israeli something awful!

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum

Raku posted:

This website israeli something awful!

Close thread.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

dee eight posted:

Throw them fuckers into FYAD for some unique behavior and engagement levels

those people are so twisted that the algorithms would end up self-destructing

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
the capitalisation of "Smile" is a first step in securing the intellectual rights to the feelings of joy and mirth

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I can't wait to start laughing at pictures of silly animals and learning incredible stories from around the world!

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Hell yeah get that bread Lowtax (they are going to pay you in bread)

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Raku posted:

This website israeli something awful!

poo poo

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It only took 20 years but I’m glad to see Lowtax finally hit the big time.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Beet Wagon posted:

Hell yeah get that bread Lowtax (they are going to pay you in bread)

yeah but its all bagels and challah so its pretty good deal

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Raku posted:

This website israeli something awful!
I never sausage a burn before

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Imagine how bad somebody would poo poo their pants if they bought the place and took a look at the code

E: Also lol that they're "big fans" of SA but didn't think that Lowtax is gonna laugh at them

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Serious question, Lowtax. Are you going to engage with neckbeard dude in a business-like manner via internet mail and post the results for vertical integrated comedy lols?

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


delete every forum except FYAD the day before the sale is finalized

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


HIVE is all in with the website moneyball strategy

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Lowtax posted:

I can't wait for my BIG MONEY CHECK to arrive from

AMOT ATRIUM TOWER, ZE’EV JABOTINSKY ST 2, 38TH FLOOR,
RAMAT GAN, 5250501, ISRAEL

oh no Lowtax you've angered and/or sold us out to Mossad

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




hi i would like purchase the awfulcoins where do i purchase the awfulcoin thank you

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

clickbaiters mining SA posts for articles

can you imagine a more harrowing job

DaiTengu
Feb 26, 2007

Not until I've had my second pot of coffee.
Nap Ghost
I work in the adtech industry. The number of companies based out of Israel is staggering.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
The synergy your team has created Lowtax is astounding, and I can't wait for you to join a leader in the entertainment business, HIVEMIND LLC

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
monetized shitposting via synergistic blockchain approaches

MikeTheCoolOne
Jul 18, 2006

Drinking heavily the night before.

Hi-ve media,
Hi-ve media,
Hi-ve media,
Peniskebab
:toot:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
Lol nice jokepost, I bought somethingawful months ago, it's now a nonprofit dedicating to "upholding the tenets and principles of american internet comedy" which I guess a judge can audit if they want???

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

i vomit kittens posted:

delete every forum except FYAD the day before the sale is finalized

This but the comedy gas chamber for maximum value.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

clickbaiters mining SA posts for articles

can you imagine a more harrowing job

https://www.theverge.com/2019/2/25/18229714/cognizant-facebook-content-moderator-interviews-trauma-working-conditions-arizona

quote:

The video depicts a man being murdered. Someone is stabbing him, dozens of times, while he screams and begs for his life. Chloe’s job is to tell the room whether this post should be removed. She knows that section 13 of the Facebook community standards prohibits videos that depict the murder of one or more people. When Chloe explains this to the class, she hears her voice shaking.

Returning to her seat, Chloe feels an overpowering urge to sob. Another trainee has gone up to review the next post, but Chloe cannot concentrate. She leaves the room, and begins to cry so hard that she has trouble breathing.

No one tries to comfort her. This is the job she was hired to do. And for the 1,000 people like Chloe moderating content for Facebook at the Phoenix site, and for 15,000 content reviewers around the world, today is just another day at the office.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
real-talk: i bet the success of your patreon has something to do with this offer coming at this time.

Hatsune Mike
Oct 9, 2013

quote:

love the brand that your team created

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


yeah but think of all the good social media has brought us like

and

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

Lowtax posted:

I told my dogs yes

Please let them know that I am impressed with the brand they have created.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

big nipples big life posted:

yeah but think of all the good social media has brought us like

and

Baked Alaska

and

the Prison Planet guy

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

invite them to be apart of the community to see if they synergize with the particular brand of humor that we cultivate here at Something Awful LLC.

hayden.
Sep 11, 2007

here's a goat on a pig or something
Why didn't SA ever start its own cryptocurrency like Facebook? I want goatsecoins

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

the wildly successful JeffKoin

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Wamdoodle posted:

invite them to be apart of the community to see if they synergize with the particular brand of humor that we cultivate here at Something Awful LLC.

they'll gain some insight into monetizing ligma/bofa dynamics, horizontally

i vomit kittens
Apr 25, 2019


i put down my variety pack of potato chips and five 2-liter Dr. Peppers to fumble around looking for my wallet. the cashier says something to me but i only grunt without making eye contact. finally i find my AwfulCard and insert it into the chip reader. INSUFFICIENT POSTS it flashes.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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the something awful spinoff hivelinks "eti"

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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

So we all get a cut when the sale closes, right? I mean, my understanding was that my $10 was an investment in the success of the SA platform and it’s time for you to finally make good on your promises...

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