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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Sex Skeleton posted:

Jokes on you I joined HIVE years ago. By that I mean my computer is totally full to the brim with bees. In exchange for waste heat which I dutifully provide by playing video games and posting on our dear forums, the bees provide me with sustenance in the form of delicious honey, or posting fuel as I like to call it.

This forum used to burn bees in horrific massacres

I’m glad you are truly an evolved poster forum user Sex Skeleton

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redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

dee eight posted:

a couple people in white lab coats with clipboards, and they make a hmmm noise while writing on the clipboards

:hmmyes:

Korthal
May 26, 2011

Whatever they're offering, I'll double it, so we can finally switch :awesome: and :iamafag: back around.

*edit* apparently it's :imunfunny: now. A step in the right direction, but still not on the level of returning it to :awesome:

Korthal fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jun 21, 2019

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

This place appears to be about a mile away from where I'm working atm. If you sell the site I can pop over on monday and steal it back for you on my lunch break.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
wow, they're such fans apparently that they haven't noticed Lowtax has kept this site the garbagefire that it is for over 20 years instead of sell out and they think now for some weird rear end reason he's gonna sell out because why? BECAUSE LOWTAX'S SPINE NEEDS MONEY!? as if goons haven't rallied and scrounged up a hefty garbage bag full of cash to keep the site the way it is and help taxman pay some bills?? ARE THEY STUPID????

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

They're not stupid, they are passionate. Look at their other sites.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Goons Are Great posted:

They're not stupid, they are passionate. Look at their other sites.

are they good? (i'll have to take your word for it)

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Dick Bastardly posted:

are they good? (i'll have to take your word for it)

actually "postfun" is all I needed to see.

Do it Lowtax, do it for the kayf

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Dick Bastardly posted:

wow, they're such fans apparently that they haven't noticed Lowtax has kept this site the garbagefire that it is for over 20 years instead of sell out and they think now for some weird rear end reason he's gonna sell out because why? BECAUSE LOWTAX'S SPINE NEEDS MONEY!? as if goons haven't rallied and scrounged up a hefty garbage bag full of cash to keep the site the way it is and help taxman pay some bills?? ARE THEY STUPID????

Stop shitposting across the forums tonight. It will help the sales value and prevent your probation/ban.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
have many offers been made in the history of the site?

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Burt Sexual posted:

Stop shitposting across the forums tonight. It will help the sales value and prevent your probation/ban.

I appreciate the fact that you want to help me prevent a probe/ban, mangosteen juice truly is thicker than water :glomp:

Evil Con Carne
Nov 30, 2004
Joo go back to burger king where you came from


All hail [SOME NECKBEARD LOOKIN DUDE]

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Lowtax posted:

You all receive 100% of everything I earn from the sale!

but wait, if RVWinkle gets 100%... and I get 100%.... that's, we're already at 10000% right there....... :thunk:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

When you think about it, the idea of Posting Fun really isn't all that bad. That's two things everyone wants. Posting and Fun. Who doesn't want those two things? Pretty ingenious if you ask me. I see no issue with this.

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
after the fun has ended the grim reaper of capitalism comes to harvest the husk. post-fun

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
I hope you buy a gold plated spine with your cyber money

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014
Postfun is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In Postfun you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the Postfun motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

Lowtax posted:

Yes and bird prizes and FYAD apartments.

The coveted 'YAD Pad.

Voting Floater
May 19, 2019

Evil Con Carne posted:

All hail [SOME NECKBEARD LOOKIN DUDE]

He's a leader I can really relate to.

b mad at me
Jan 25, 2017

oh dope posted:

Anxiously awaiting the Something Awful IPO.

this guy lmao

marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
awfulcoin is going up up up!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Phantasium posted:

are they bees

is hive media just their industry term for honeycombs

i think you should sell out to the bees

I've seen Bee Movie, and I dare say that's exactly what postfun looks like.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lowtax ill give you a half eaten bag of fritos and $20 for the forums. think it over

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Lowtax please PLEASE don't settle for anything less than two (2) big cinch top bags of money with dollar signs drawn on the sides

Good Ol Filbert
Jun 10, 2019

Blast of Confetti posted:

lowtax ill give you a half eaten bag of fritos and $20 for the forums. think it over

Fritos isn't free

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
SAKES ALIVE! I'VE GOT HIVE

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
"postfun" is very newspeak

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
It's over, son, it's no use. He's.. part of the hive now..

You best run home to your ma.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I don't think the forum is for sale, but you can buy out my account if you want to. 2011, not too many posts, couple harmless probations, made a funny post once and even got empty quoted. $2000

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Keep SomethingAwful out of Isreal!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Has my extremely valuable personal information been sold and bandied about yet or what

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Lowtax,

If they don't make you sign a non-disclosure agreement beforehand, please take a conference call/video conference with this guy and record it. I really wanna hear how he plans on monetizing two decades worth of weapons-grade poo poo posting.

Better yet, just edit together a smash cut of all his management buzzwords.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




I've considered the concept of "postfun" for awhile and now am a little sadder for it. Imagine some ultrahipster going "Fun sucks, we are postfun now you peasant". Or even demanding a safe zone where they are safe from fun.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I sincerely wish you'd consider the concept of 'postbetter', personally

schmuckfeatures
Oct 27, 2003
Hair Elf
we'll have fun fun fun til her daddy takes the T-bird away

so, if you think about it, T-birds are post-fun.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Big Beef City posted:

I sincerely wish you'd consider the concept of 'postbetter', personally

My posts are postgood

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Do they support voting in threads? I feel like that's what SA really needs.

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc

Bonzo posted:

Do they support voting in threads? I feel like that's what SA really needs.

+1 upvotes for this fine fella

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Bonzo posted:

Do they support voting in threads? I feel like that's what SA really needs.

I feel like that would be too fun for the people behind postFun.com

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




What are their plans for upgrading to Xenforo 2.0?

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