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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I'm selling Something AWFUL dot com to media powerhouse HIVE MEDIA!!!!
 
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Voting Floater
May 19, 2019

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The image depicts a man stretching his anus. A ring is on one of his fingers and his dong hangs pendulously, while he keeps stretching and stretching. Chloe’s job is to tell the room whether this post should be removed. She knows that section 69 of the Hive Media Postfun standards prohibits images that depict the stretched anus of one or more people. When Chloe explains this to the class, she hears her voice shaking.

Returning to her seat, Chloe feels an overpowering urge to sob. Another trainee has gone up to review the next post, but Chloe cannot concentrate. She leaves the room, and begins to cry so hard that she has trouble breathing.

No one tries to comfort her. This is the job she was hired to do. And for the 420 people like Chloe moderating content for Hive Media at the Tel Aviv site, and for 69,420 Something Awful Audience Developers around the world, today is just another day at the dick sucking factory.
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Voting Floater
May 19, 2019

Evil Con Carne posted:

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > I'm selling Something AWFUL dot com to media powerhouse HIVE MEDIA!!!!