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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Where It All Began - Let's Read the Twilight Series
 
wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

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Holy poo poo, like you I had never read the books before and was giving the "love triangle" apparently a lot more benefit of the doubt than it deserved. One leg of the triangle straight up assaulted her and all the men in her life are blaming it on her.

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

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"Many times throughout this accursed conflict has Quil expressed to me his heartfelt desire to purchase a farm upstate, where he might run and play with the frivolity of a youth long since past. It is with deepest regrets that I write to inform you..."

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Where It All Began - Let's Read the Twilight Series