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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Where It All Began - Let's Read the Twilight Series
 
Mouzer
May 9, 2006
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chitoryu12 posted:

Forbes does a regular Fictional 15, and in 2010 Carlisle topped the list at $34.1 billion. They actually did a full parody article explaining his fortune.

"Asked how he and his employers planned to deal with Cullen's recent exposure, Felix would only offer, "Dibs.""


Just wanted to say that this final quip is excellent.

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Mouzer
May 9, 2006
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 Is he..... Enchanting her to sleep?

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Mouzer
May 9, 2006
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chitoryu12 posted:

I posted this in another thread, but I should probably include it here too!

Once I finish Eclipse, I'm going to be taking a temporary break from this thread to do a different book. Twilight has turned out to be a lot more mentally taxing to cover than I expected and Breaking Dawn is 100 pages longer than this one. I don't want to lose my will to finish the series, so I'm going to "detox" and make a thread for a shorter work that's much more interesting in its absurd awfulness: the Revelator series by William Control, former punk singer and sex cultist. Once that's done, I'll return to finish this thread.

Be sure to post a link, I don't want off Chitoryu's wild ride

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Mouzer
May 9, 2006
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Lord Zedd-Repulsa posted:

This has all the tension of a pile of wet fireworks.

Pretty much my thoughts too

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Mouzer
May 9, 2006
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 These conversations are just so unfathomably boring a second time around. Kudos to you for sticking with it

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Mouzer
May 9, 2006
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 Very happy your back in one piece!

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