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Hello I have a LOT of genuine Holy Water for sale. Stolen fresh from a reputable Christian church. PM me for prices. I sure hope the mods dont probate me for Simony.
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op your avatar is kind of child molestery.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:03
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Hell Yeah posted:op your avatar is kind of child molestery.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:08
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Hell Yeah posted:op your avatar is kind of child molestery. It's just stating an honest fact about a fictional character. Fuller wanted to sleep in the same bed as Kevin so he could pee on Kevin, and he intentionally overindulged in pepsi to facility it happening. quote:LINNIE: P.S.: You have to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he's going to wet the bed. quote:KEVIN: I don't want to sleep with Fuller. You know about him: he wets the bed. He'll pee all over me. I know it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0It7Mq-si4 ---------------- immortalyawn fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Jun 22, 2019 |
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Jun 22, 2019 16:08
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Talk to me when you have homeopathic holy water OP
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Jun 22, 2019 16:09
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immortalyawn posted:It's just stating an honest fact about a fictional character. Buddy
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Jun 22, 2019 16:10
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immortalyawn posted:Fuller wanted to sleep in the same bed as Kevin so he could pee on Kevin, and he intentionally overindulged in pepsi to facility it happening. um. this isn't helping
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Jun 22, 2019 16:10
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I've been burned on back alley holy water before, op. What is the PPM on demon warding solubles in it? I know a church accredited laboratory that can do an analysis report for you.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:11
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uh oh spaghettios!!!!!
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Jun 22, 2019 16:13
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immortalyawn posted:reputable Christian church. Haha this guy... what a joker.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:13
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Resting Lich Face posted:Haha this guy... what a joker. He didn't say it was a good reputation. The Catholic Church, for example, has an incredible reputation for raping kids.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:16
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Sunswipe posted:He didn't say it was a good reputation. The Catholic Church, for example, has an incredible reputation for raping kids. The Moley is short for Molesting.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:33
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Sunswipe posted:He didn't say it was a good reputation. The Catholic Church, for example, has an incredible reputation for raping kids. Fair except that "reputable" specifically means a good reputation.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:44
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Ive added actual quotes from the film and the scene proving my claims to my post above. If anyone is a sicko its John Hughes who created the character. You're welcome to apologise when you're ready. Thanks. ----------------
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Jun 22, 2019 16:52
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immortalyawn posted:Ive added actual quotes from the film and the scene proving my claims to my post above. Sorry about your thread and story about your avatar involving somebody wanting to piss on a child in his bed, OP.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:54
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immortalyawn posted:It's just stating an honest fact about a fictional character. I'm enjoying the new, grosser direction this thread is takign.
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Jun 22, 2019 16:55
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When I was a kid my dad had a job at a company selling holy water. He’d go down the Sea of Galilee and fill up a big plastic jug with water. Then they would put it in these glass medical vials that were completely sealed and ship them off to wherever to get blessed or sold or something I thought it was weird people were buying water from a lake I peed in.
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Jun 22, 2019 17:57
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immortalyawn posted:It's just stating an honest fact about a fictional character. Getting a 'typed this out with one hand' vibe. E: and that's cool man, whatever floats your boat. Just stay away from children and small animals okay?
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Jun 22, 2019 18:32
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yeah got some holy water here, uh, let's just say it fell off the back of a holy truck
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Jun 22, 2019 20:04
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ArchNemesis posted:holy truck Watch your language, this is a Christian thread.
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Jun 22, 2019 20:05
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gas
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Jun 22, 2019 20:07
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you can get holy water for free from most catholic churches, your business model is stupid
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Jun 22, 2019 20:14
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There's a simple trick to make any amount of totally free holy water, just declare yourself a priest and consecrate any liquid you come across.
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Jun 22, 2019 20:39
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Colonel Cancer posted:There's a simple trick to make any amount of totally free holy water, just declare yourself a priest and consecrate any liquid you come across. Ahhh I see. So R Kelly was just baptizing that girl.
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Jun 22, 2019 20:40
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Yeah! He even did priestly crimes.
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Jun 22, 2019 21:02
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Do priests still dunk a wand into a bowl and flick holy water onto kneeling children and/or pets outside? "May christ be with you."
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Jun 22, 2019 21:06
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No priests stopped blessing things in 1998 when it was all declared 'fine now'.
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Jun 22, 2019 21:18
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Zeluth posted:Do priests still dunk a wand into a bowl and flick holy water onto kneeling children and/or pets outside? "May christ be with you." If by wand you mean penis and by bowl you mean altar boy, yes.
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Jun 22, 2019 21:21
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laffo OP I can make holy water home, just take regular rear end water and boil the Hell out of it
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Jun 22, 2019 21:43
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https://youtu.be/kNLCj7YItWA Video of burglary in the OP
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Jun 22, 2019 22:13
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You know those handle things that priests shake the holy water with when they walk down the aisle? How do we get one of these to bring into the newgrounds office?
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Jun 22, 2019 22:51
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on a scale of 0-100 how holy is it
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Jun 22, 2019 22:53
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Mozi posted:on a scale of 0-100 how holy is it these sorts of things are best measured in ppm
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Jun 22, 2019 22:55
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You can piss on me if you want OP I'll drink that poo poo down
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Jun 22, 2019 22:56
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crabcakes dogg posted:You can piss on me if you want OP I'll drink that poo poo down 
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Jun 22, 2019 23:05
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EorayMel posted:Sorry about your thread and story about your avatar involving somebody wanting to piss on a child in his bed, OP.
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Jun 22, 2019 23:16
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i vomit kittens posted:these sorts of things are best measured in ppm popes per million?
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Jun 22, 2019 23:17
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I just blessed and consecrated every single drop of water on the planet, atmosphere, in people's bodies. Apologies to those that may not want holy water in their bodies, collateral damage and all that. Please send me 1 billion dollars for my efforts. Thank you. PS I can also cover other planets, outer space, and all of existence if needed. Just let me know.
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Jun 22, 2019 23:18
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Internetjack posted:I just blessed and consecrated every single drop of water on the planet, atmosphere, in people's bodies. Apologies to those that may not want holy water in their bodies, collateral damage and all that. Better bless all of the hydrogen and oxygen that aren’t currently combined into water.
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Internetjack posted:I just blessed and consecrated every single drop of water on the planet, atmosphere, in people's bodies. Apologies to those that may not want holy water in their bodies, collateral damage and all that. I just called up all the vampires I know and they say this guy's lying.
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