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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
lacey is very tom magee-like with her movements

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I wanted to know if I could keep t rex like chickens and eat massive omelettes every day.

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

Bird facts are a worse gimmick than Lars Sullivan

Betcha Bex loses here

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

No Irish Need Imply posted:

I got in in time to watch the 205 match, which loving ruled and the crowd was really into.

Also... this crowd is empty, I know this, but they're super loud and into the show??? Surprising.

PPV crowds tend to be louder and more into things than the TV ones.

Lacey Evans is not good and it is a bummer.

edit: the second i posted that the kick botch happened jesus christ

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I believe in Becky

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

reignofevil posted:

According to a random internet source we still havent found any t-rex eggs

This is true, but we've found very similar species and assume the size, shape, and weight based on that.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

If Lacey isn't totally clowned and this match ends within the next three minutes, then gently caress this poo poo.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this match is very bad

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Shima Honnou posted:

birds are dinosaurs, specifically therapods (which are what t-rex and other two-legged ones were), they would eat or murder you if they could; some of them will if you go to the wrong places in the world

And some of them are just waiting for the right moment to cash in

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

Shima Honnou posted:

carsten schaefer of the german announce team learned to love wrestling as a child in england and also hosts a radio station, and is from mönchengladbach

in germany they just call it "ein suplex"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
someone give me an african grey parrot. i am not joking.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Shima Honnou posted:

birds are dinosaurs, specifically therapods (which are what t-rex and other two-legged ones were), they would eat or murder you if they could; some of them will if you go to the wrong places in the world

for a long while there was a bird nest that was right near where I park and one of the birds would get super defensive and swoop at me every time I went outside

gently caress birds

Hopkins FBI
Jan 4, 2015

MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES
Excuse me, I was told inferior baka gaijin Lacey Evans had a flat tire and would not be on this show

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Yup, Lacey sucks.

Choom Gangster
Oct 29, 2006

Lacey looks sunburnt, which is a funny idea with all the tanning in rasslin

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I
Lacey has less in ring movement ability than King Kong Bundy. And he's dead and was fat as hell when still on this celestial plane.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
humans have occupied the space that would become mönchengladbach for around 400,000 years but the place was not founded until the 900s with an abbey and was not officially a town until the 1300s

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
a you cant wrestle chant from the audience.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'd be the boss of my backyard full of t rex chickens. They'd be comin up on me and I'd shake my tin can of quarters and they'd run back to their coops in terror

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

The Croc posted:

You don't need to watch the show to talk about birds :)

Birds are cool. My fiancée is a super huge birdwatching nerd and has more than one app for it on her phone. My knowledge is passable, but far from expert.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
reminder that Lacey Evans has 3 years of training

lmao

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Shima Honnou posted:

humans have occupied the space that would become mönchengladbach for around 400,000 years but the place was not founded until the 900s with an abbey and was not officially a town until the 1300s

More Gladbach facts please

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I like Becky a lot but she can't carry a match if her opponent is bad

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Low Desert Punk posted:

reminder that Lacey Evans has 3 years of training

lmao

For an unfair comparison Kurt in 2000 was his second year in the business

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
lacey is one of the worst workers of all time

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Auritech posted:

I like Becky a lot but she can't carry a match if her opponent is bad

This is true but no one can carry Lacey

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

reignofevil posted:

I'd be the boss of my backyard full of t rex chickens. They'd be comin up on me and I'd shake my tin can of quarters and they'd run back to their coops in terror

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGOQ1Igy6Do

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
Lacey Evans is a inspirational story to everyone that you don't actually need any talent to be successful

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


The best outcome of this match is Lacey botches so bad and Becky knocks her out.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Huh. Turns out my WWE Network sub doesn't actually expire until tomorrow.

:lol: At Lacey surviving the Disarmher.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what is the smallest egg laying bird i can keep indoors. i can't legally keep poultry so it would have to stay inside

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
lacey is literally unable to work. It's fascinating

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

Lacey Evans is a inspirational story to everyone that you don't actually need any talent to be successful

we all already knew this from looking at ceos

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
This is Dragon Lee's fifth year in wrestling

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Dango Bango posted:

Huh. Turns out my WWE Network sub doesn't actually expire until tomorrow.

:lol: At Lacey surviving the Disarmher.

That wasn't the DisarmHer.

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



wwe have like so many actually talented women across their shows but here we are with lacey opening a ppv.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

What the gently caress?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid posted:

This is Dragon Lee's fifth year in wrestling

This is Baron Corbin's seventh.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Match immediately redeemed

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Power Windows posted:

That wasn't the DisarmHer.

Oh yeah I guess you're right. But they did call it as such.

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