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vanisher

Gonna prep for the evening with a two tone black and yellow bowling shirt paired with black baggy oversize shorts. I'll have a silver chain that connects my front left belt loop with my wallet, and make sure that thing dangles low. My hair is slicked back, jet black as well. Its extra at the salon I go to for them to dye my already dark brown hair, but the payoffs are coming. A little gel on the eyebrows, not too much. My blind date has no idea what she's in for. Slide on in to my honda civic, yea - i'm rocking those undercarriage lights as featured in my favorite movie of all time, Fast & The Furious. I slide into the dennys (gonna be my treat) and i've got the opening line all worked out. She might collapse from excitement, i'm prepared for that.

"Nice to meet you, care for a mint whilst we wait for our table?" as I pull out my Altoids tin.

# ? Jun 25, 2019 23:20

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:20

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

whomst'd've ever spoken thusly is surely deserving of righteous scorn!

*tips pork pie hat, trips over JNCOs*

# ? Jun 25, 2019 23:44

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

�Oooo, the whilst in the sky keeps on turning...�

# ? Jun 26, 2019 00:09

vanisher

just realized "while" and whilst" are identical, so by that logic other "ile" words can end "ilst"

"such a pretty smilst m'lady"

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# ? Jun 26, 2019 00:15

Cactus Ghost: you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

op is me posting from 2001

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# ? Jun 26, 2019 00:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

It has indeed been quite a whilst since I used improper grammar

# ? Jun 26, 2019 01:19

google THIS

It's been a whilst, since I could
Hold my head up high
And it's been a whilst
Since I first saw you

# ? Jun 26, 2019 01:57

FreshCutFries

tipping my fedora, "whilst"

# ? Jun 26, 2019 02:07

lost my old email

google THIS posted:

It's been a whilst, since I could
Hold my head up high
And it's been a whilst
Since I first saw you

"Whilst to Power" Frederick Niche

_{_{_{_{_{_{woooooo tiny shout out to deaf sex woooooooo it is spooky and i should have slept more posting up a storm this night wooooooooooooo i say. tiny shout out to mocking quantum also that guy rules. whoooooooooooo}}}}}}

# ? Jun 26, 2019 02:09

Cactus Ghost: you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

also op would OBVIOUSLY drive a wrx, not a civic

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# ? Jun 26, 2019 02:12

Manifisto

"okay, I'll be right here whilst you attend to the other patrons," say I to the attractive bartender who is certain to be smitten by my rogueish turn of phrase, a breath of fresh air amidst the tedium of serving drinks to ordinary mannerless folk

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 26, 2019 03:42

Cactus Ghost: you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Manifisto posted:

"okay, I'll be right here whilst you attend to the other patrons," say I to the attractive bartender who is certain to be smitten by my rogueish turn of phrase, a breath of fresh air amidst the tedium of serving drinks to ordinary mannerless folk

also me, circa 2011

im gettin fuckin dragged itt

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# ? Jun 26, 2019 03:48

FreshCutFries

i just remembered the 'forsooth, the taint' tag. this thread should have the 'forsooth, the taint' tag.

# ? Jun 26, 2019 06:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Just gonna whilst away the hours here

# ? Jun 26, 2019 06:35

Lastgirl: Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

have not seen erst, whilst i look

# ? Jun 26, 2019 10:32

Goons Are Gifts

OMGVBFLOL posted:

also me, circa 2011

im gettin fuckin dragged itt

Were you the bartender whilst it happened?

# ? Jun 26, 2019 10:42

alnilam

Thingyman posted:

i just remembered the 'forsooth, the taint' tag. this thread should have the 'forsooth, the taint' tag.

verily, good sir

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Jun 26, 2019 14:18

google THIS

Just a moment whilst I retrieve your filst. I like your hairstylst, by the way, do you get it done at that salon a milst or or so up the road?

# ? Jun 26, 2019 14:22

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Whilst My Guitar Gently Weeps

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# ? Jun 26, 2019 18:10

google THIS

Never judge a man until you've walked a milst in his shoes

# ? Jun 26, 2019 19:09

Finger Prince

Whom says whilst, honestly.

# ? Jun 26, 2019 19:34

Cactus Ghost: you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Goons Are Great posted:

Were you the bartender whilst it happened?

no, the creepy nerdst

i had a lot of growing up to doest

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# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:11

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

google THIS posted:

It's been a whilst, since I could
Hold my head up high
And it's been a whilst
Since I first saw you

# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:14

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

cargo shortst

# ? Jun 26, 2019 21:28

Twenty Four

walking up to your blind date and immediately repeating "whilst whilst whilst whilst whilst whilst" over and over until they leave

# ? Jun 26, 2019 22:22

Goons Are Gifts

Twenty Four posted:

walking up to your blind date and immediately repeating "whilst whilst whilst whilst whilst whilst" over and over until they leave

It's poetry, it rhymes

# ? Jun 27, 2019 00:14

FutonForensic

scuse me kids whilst i do the fattest bong rip of the 21st century

# ? Jun 27, 2019 02:43

vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

scuse me kids whilst i do the fattest bong rip of the 21st century

correct usage

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# ? Jun 27, 2019 05:22

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Finger Prince posted:

Whom says whilst, honestly.

It is to laugh, for certain, whensoever one deigns to speak thusly

# ? Jun 27, 2019 05:29

Cactus Ghost: you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

FutonForensic posted:

scuse me kids whilst i do the fattest bong rip of the 21st century

vanisher posted:

correct usage

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# ? Jun 27, 2019 06:49

ulvir

sit around for a whilst

# ? Jun 27, 2019 14:52

Goons Are Gifts

Thee who smokes the whilst may thusly be stoned.

# ? Jun 27, 2019 15:19

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Whilsty Coyote

# ? Jun 27, 2019 15:49

Finger Prince

ulvir posted:

sit around for a whilst

Stay awhilst, an listenst.

# ? Jun 27, 2019 16:48

lost my old email

ghost emoji posted:

Whilst My Guitar Gently Weeps

composed & played on a fretless bass

# ? Jun 27, 2019 18:17

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Feminine whilst

# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:26

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Thee who smokes the whilst may thusly be stoned.

when weedst must.

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# ? Jun 27, 2019 19:34

ulvir

the whilst whilst west

# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:07

Cactus Ghost: you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

whilsting away the hours

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# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:12

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:20

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"Check thyself before thou wreckest thine self!" I proclaim whilst performing an Ollie on mine skate-boarde.

# ? Jun 27, 2019 20:19

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